AN: So here we are, at the last prompt! Better late than never. The idea for this comes from MamaMikuSays, and it's basically just Danny and Phantom from any random Pitch Pearl AU(take your pick), Danny and Plasmius from the Beauty and the Beast AU, and Danny and human!Vlad from the Tarzan AU forced into a random room together.

Bolded italics are ghost speak. Warning, I attempt to be funny and fail miserably.

"Oh my god, you're not serious. He's more than twenty years older than us...you, whatever! Do you even realize how disgusting that is?!"

"Like you're one to talk, you're dating yourself! Surely we're not that narcissistic! And would you please get him out of my personal space before I set Vlad on him?!"

"Terribly sorry, he's understandably confused at, er, essentially seeing himself. Daniel dear, you're making the other 'you' uncomfortable standing so close. He's threatening to sick that growling ghost on you."

"Ha! I'd like to see him try. I grew up in Skulker's deathtrap forest; I can take anything he throws at me."

"If you're both done talking about us in gibberish, my question still stands; who are you and how did you get here? Because I'm pretty sure it breaks the laws of the universe for all of us to be here at the same time, and I'd rather not cause the world to implode."

"...I won't even begin to pretend that I understood that, but as for my name...it's Daniel Fenton. I'm the only child of Jack Fenton, our town's inventor. And you would be?"

"Ugh, but that's impossible, because his name is Daniel Fenton, and he's CLEARLY the only sane Daniel Fenton around here! When I see Ghost Writer, I swear I'm gonna-"

"Vlad, do you think we could go grab a bite? I'm starving, and whatever that is smells really good..."

"I beg your pardon?! You didn't just call me insane, I know I'm not hearing this from a boy who's romantically involved with another version of himself!"

"It's better than sleeping with a man three times your age! God, do you even have standards where you come from? I'll bet he's no less a crazy old fruitloop in your world than he is here!"

"Uh, Phantom, maybe you shouldn't insult the growling seven-foot ghost that already looks extremely agitated..."

"I believe it best we stay here for now, dear, until we figure out how to get back to our own world. Besides, I'm sure Uncle will have something waiting by the time we return home."

"Bummer, these four are getting really irritating."

There's no way it'd be anything other than a clusterfuck of them arguing over their life choices(and choices in partner).

And so that's it! I wanna thank everyone who stuck to the bitter end, and especially to those who reviewed! You guys are awesome, and I hope you've enjoyed!~