Chapter 3 – Milford

[06:01am] So, did you write about me?

[06:29am] How can that be the first thing on your mind when you woke up?

[06:30am] What's the first thing in YOUR mind when you wake up?

[06:32am] Breakfast, usually

[06:33am] Fat ass

[06:33am] And you didn't answer me!

[06:35am] Answer what?

[06:36am] If you wrote about me

[06:38am] Maybe

[06:38am] You'll never know

[06:40am] Did you know that you suck?

[07:52am] Hey, I was kidding

[07:55am] Are you upset?

...

[02:23pm] God, of course I'm not

[02:34pm] I just got home and blacked out on the couch, sorry

[02:50pm] Why are you always taking naps when I need you?

[03:12pm] Not true, I didn't take any naps yesterday just to keep you company

[03:13pm] What did you need anyway?

[03:15pm] Oh just to keep me company again

[03:19pm] I think you need to buy a dog

[03:24pm] Brilliant, where can I find one that will text me?

[03:30pm] They don't text but they can be really good listeners

[03:32pm] It pains me to admit but I actually liked this idea

[03:32pm] I might look into it

[03:35pm] Please let me help you pick it if you ever get one

[03:38pm] Alright

[03:40pm] God I can think of so many names

[03:41pm] I'll probably need to get like 20 of them

[03:42pm] I could build a dogland in my apartment like get a whole room only for them

[03:44pm] I could put a whole bunch of toys and comfy beds for them

[03:46pm] And I would probably never leave my house

[03:47pm] I would essentially become one of the dogs

[03:53pm] Rachel are you drunk?

[04:02pm] Fuck you, I'm eating a salad

[04:02pm] And it's 4 in the afternoon, that would be considered alcoholism

[04:03pm] I just got excited about it, don't kill my vibe

[04:10pm] Since when does Rachel Berry curse?

[04:18pm] Oh, there's a lot about Rachel Berry that you don't know

[04:22pm] Well, I could learn

[04:25pm] Since when do you wanna learn things about me?

[04:28pm] I guess we could say there's a lot you don't know about me either

[04:30pm] Huh, I guess we could

[04:30pm] Do you wanna play a game?

[04:33pm] What game?

[04:34pm] Like a Q&A

[04:35pm] I ask, you answer, and then you ask, and I answer

[04:37pm] How is that any different from our usual conversations?

[04:41pm] It's a game Quinn, it's fun

[04:45pm] Alright, I guess

[04:45pm] You start

[04:47pm] Fine

[04:49pm] What was the last song you sang?

[04:54pm] God, I have no idea

[04:55pm] It's been forever actually

[04:58pm] Come on, don't you sing in the shower?

[05:00pm] Not really

[05:01pm] But you used to love to sing!

[05:03pm] Then that's the first thing you learned about new Quinn

[05:05pm] Why did you stop?

[05:07pm] If I remember correctly, this is not how the game works

[05:08pm] What do you mean?

[05:10pm] You ask, I ask

[05:11pm] Not you ask, I answer and you ask again

[05:13pm] You are no fun

[05:14pm] Shoot me

[05:15pm] What was your favorite performance from Glee club?

[05:16pm] Actually, solo. Your favorite solo.

[05:18pm] That's a hard one

[05:19pm] Probably Get it Right, for Regionals

[05:21pm] Why?

[05:24pm] It was one of the first songs that I wrote and got to perform

[05:26pm] And it meant a lot a to me

[05:27pm] See? This is how you let people get to know you

[05:28pm] You answer the questions instead of dodging the bullets and blaming the game

[05:30pm] You were amazing performing it

[05:32pm] I'll let go of the fact that you just ignored my last texts but only because you're complimenting me

[05:33pm] And thank you

[05:35pm] Your turn :)

[05:37pm] What's your favorite memory?

[05:39pm] Telling you I got accepted into Yale

[05:41pm] Are you serious?

[05:43pm] Yeah

[05:45pm] You were the first one I told, and the only one I could tell that was genuinely happy for me

[05:46pm] Everyone else looked either surprised or jealous

[05:47pm] Am I doing this right, now?

[05:49pm] Yes!

[05:50pm] And I've always known you were made for great things, even though you didn't think so back then

[05:51pm] Yeah...

[05:52pm] What do you value most in life?

[05:54pm] Loyalty

[05:56pm] Really? From all things?

[05:57pm] Few people in my life have been loyal to me, I think they should be valued

[05:59pm] I think you're right

[06:02pm] Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?

[06:04pm] See, you just make it easy for me to think you're drunk

[06:05pm] Or high

[06:07pm] I'm waiting for an answer!

[06:09pm] I don't know, a bear? I've never been stung by a bee, I might be allergic and I could die

[06:11pm] Good thinking, I'll try to keep that in mind in case I can only save you from one of them

[06:13pm] ... Thanks, I guess

[06:15pm] Have you ever been high?

[06:16pm] What?

[06:18pm] Of course not, I wouldn't damage my voice by smoking anything!

[06:20pm] That's not the only way you can get high though

[06:23pm] I haven't, anyway

[06:25pm] Have you?

[06:29pm] A couple times

[06:32pm] Quinn, that's dangerous!

[06:34pm] Rach, it really isn't

[06:36pm] In fact, sometimes is less dangerous than coffee

[06:37pm] But anyway, this isn't something I do on a regular basis

[06:38pm] I tried it a few times but I didn't like how it made me feel

[06:40pm] Good!

[06:41pm] You're worse than my mother

[06:43pm] Oh, bite me

[06:44pm] Ok, my turn

[06:48pm] What's your favorite fruit?

[06:52pm] Easy one! Grapefruit :)

[06:56pm] Meh, I prefer bananas

[06:58pm] They're good too

[07:00pm] You go

[07:02pm] What was the last thing you thought about before falling asleep?

[07:07pm] You

[07:08pm] Really? What about me?

[07:10pm] Idk, nothing specific

[07:13pm] Well, that's sweet

[07:17pm] I think we've learned enough about each other for one day

[07:18pm] I have to eat something and get ready for work

[07:23pm] Always a buzz killer

[07:25pm] Hey, can I send you the mixtape I made to your e-mail?

[07:28pm] Yeah sure

[07:30pm] Unless you want to use real mail

[07:31pm] I don't see how you can fit a tape on an e-mail

[07:34pm] Mock me one more time and you'll be stuck forever with your lame songs at work

[07:36pm] They're not lame! I just got tired of them...

[07:38pm] Yeah, whatever

[07:42pm] When did you even have time to make a MIXTAPE?

[07:49pm] While you were taking a nap. And I added a few more songs while we played our game.

[07:55pm] Interesting

[07:56pm] I have to admit I'm curious

[07:59pm] I know you are

[08:00pm] So, what's for dinner?

[08:16pm] I'm not telling you, you're going to judge my habits again

[08:28pm] The fact that you're not telling me is already enough for me to judge them

[08:30pm] You know, you really should watch your health

[08:31pm] You're not gonna be young forever

[08:39pm] Who knows? I could be a vampire and you would never know

[08:44pm] See, that's the kind of thing we should have discussed in our game

[08:48pm] Well I guess you're gonna have to wait until we play it again

[08:55pm] But in all seriousness, I might be thinking of starting to have better eating habits

[08:58pm] At lunch for example, I ate the lettuce on my sandwich instead of picking it out

[09:14pm] Wow! How impressive!

[09:19pm] It is for me

[09:21pm] It absolutely ruined my sandwich

[09:24pm] Oh come on, there's no way you could even taste it!

[09:30pm] Of course there is, and it tastes like death

[09:38pm] You're ridiculous

[09:40pm] I think I'm gonna head to bed already, I'm pretty tired

[09:43pm] I'm pretty jealous, I wish I could sleep too

[09:48pm] At least you'll have my cool mixtape to keep you up :)

[09:54pm] That's true

[09:58pm] Alright, I'm going now! Nighty! Love ya!