To the good inspector of the yard
Lestrade is a good sort of chap
He walks down the street
And greets you with a tip of his hat
Helps Holmes on his cases
He has the boys at the yard at his side
When the trap is set
He will always be there in time
He nicks all the bad guys
And sends them to jail
The only thing he hates
Is the work in the mail
Yay, Inspector Lestrade! By "work in the mail" I mean the paper work that goes with sending people to jail.