Chapter 39

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

or

Don't You Know Not To Fuck With Pam?

Pam's POV

I could barely tolerate the feel of Bill's hand on my leg. It felt as though every inch of my skin he touched was trying to turn itself inside out on a molecular level.

"Not much further now. I can barely contain my excitement!" If his excitement didn't get any bigger than that I doubt that I would even feel it enough to be repulsed by it. I feigned a smile as best I could and looked out the window. Bill Compton drove like old people fucked, slow and sloppy.

I felt the brakes engage and we made the turn onto the old grass and dirt road that connected the two-lane to the original Bon Temps cemetery. I was anxious to be done with this shit, I planned on imbibing some of the real stuff from a willing donor after I was finished here. I think I deserved it.

The car came to a stop and I heard the sound of a zipper being undone. Well fuck me with a chainsaw.

"How about a little appetizer before we proceed to the main course?"

Little is right.

"I prefer a game of hide and seek. Naked of course." and I pulled my panties off and threw them in his face as I exited the car and ran for the tall gravestones.

I heard him call after me. "You are such a naughty girl. I'm not even going to count. Here I come!"

It'll be the only time you come tonight, asshole!

I caught a whiff of the hidden weretiger and ran for the other side of the graveyard, making sure Bill caught a glimpse of me so he would follow. It wouldn't do to have him catch on to the fact that we weren't alone.

"I see you, lover! You can run but you can't hide!" I spotted the huge Black Hickory tree I had marked last night with my blood. Quinn would have already identified the scent as mine and determined that this was the intended spot. Bill would not be able to discern this scent since I was now here and waiting for him.

"Gotcha!" He grabbed me from behind and pressed his crotch into my ass, rubbing lewdly against me.

"Slow down lover, we have plenty of time. Let's make this last."

"I've waited for you long enough!" His tone was angry as he spun me to face him. "I want some satisfaction now!"

I surprised him by grabbing his shoulders and flinging him into the tree, forcing his arms above his head. "I wanna play rough and you'll do as I say you little maggot!" He nodded, obviously excited by my domination.

"I'll drink from you now, worm and you will thank me for it!" I pushed his head to the side roughly and sank my fangs into his neck. I had to force myself to swallow mouthful after mouthful. I would need to consume a good amount to induce the stupor vamps experienced when fed upon. This was a horrible chore for me, I found vampire blood to be sickly sweet and the consistency made me gag. I felt his pitiful humping on my leg slow and then stop. I pulled my fangs out and looked at him, his eyes were glazed and had the far-away look I had hoped for.

"Quinn! Bring the silver!"

The Were wasn't Vampire quick but he was fast enough for all intents and purposes. He pushed Bill to the ground and bound his legs and arms with the long silver chains that a Drainer might use. He also laid a thicker rope of silver across his neck. Bill was in such a deep stupor that he didn't even flinch when the poisonous metal touched his skin. I recoiled from the smell of his flesh as it sizzled wherever contact was made with the chains. Quinn wasn't too fond of the smell either. He was only too happy to volunteer to retrieve the human body out of the back of the rental van he had driven here.

Poor Shawn, the maggot who'd ended up losing a testicle to me. I would actually miss the maggot groveling at my feet inside Fangtasia. I was sure that wherever he was now, he was somehow happy to have served me in such an important but final way. I'd told him that I had decided to make him a vampire and the fool had been only too eager to offer me his neck. He'd tasted surprisingly good, though.

I helped Quinn arrange the body next to Bill who was coming around a little at this point. I took the prepaid cell phone I'd purchased last night out of my bra and called the only number listed in the contacts.

"Fellowship of the Sun Emergency Hotline. What's your emergency?"

I raised my voice a few octaves and threw on a hick accent that I couldn't be sure was one anyone really had.

"Yeah, me and my boyfriend Hoyt was foolin' around here in the old cemetery nexta Hummingbird lane and we caught us a vampire feedin' on a human! Lucky for us I wuz wearin' my silver and so was Hoyt cause we know all about them evil creatures and we bounded him up real good. It was too late for the guy, he's deader than Billy-be-frigged. Hey does that make that vampire a fag since he wuz eatin' on a guy instead of a girl?"

Anything to incite the ignorance of these people could only serve my purpose. Gays were second on the list of enemies of the Fellowship, a gay vamp had to trump both, surely. Quinn was rolling on the ground, laughing so hard that tears were streaming down his face.

"You did the right thing by calling us, Miss..?"

"Billie Ann McMahon"

"Well Miss McMahon, you did the human race a service and earned a crown in heaven tonight. Praise His holy name."

"Yeah, praise it!" Quinn was in convulsions at this point.

"We have someone on the way with the specialized equipment needed to contain the beast. He'll meet the sun and God's judgment before sunset tomorrow. Where can we send the reward money?"

"Aww shucks, I didn't call for no reward, just doin' my duty as a law abiding citizen. We all know that God hates fangs!"

"Amen, sister! You would make an excellent candidate for our Light Of Day Institute. May I send you some information on..."

"What? What's that.... you're breakin' up I can't..." I snapped the phone shut and smiled with accomplishment.

"Oh my fucking GOD! Babe, you are something else!" Quinn was drying the tears from his reddened face.

"A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!" I shrugged like it wasn't no big thing.

"So what now?"

"We get the fuck outta here. I don't wanna be anywhere near this fucking place when those Fellowship assholes get here." I stared down at Bill as he struggled helplessly against his bonds.

"If you had just gone away peacefully and let Sookie and Eric have their disgusting happily ever after, none of this would be necessary. But before I leave you to your fate, just know this. I have seen a lot of vile and disgusting creatures in my long existence, some human, some undead, some of origins of which I have no fucking clue. But you, Bill Compton, are the most putrid, rotten and corrupt of them all. I have nothing but contempt for you and I hope that final death takes it's time finding you while you writhe and burn tomorrow." I slapped his face so hard that the sound echoed through the trees and startled some resting bats into flight. "That's for Sookie, you heartless bastard."

I stood and smiled sweetly as I ground my stiletto heel into his tiny balls. I could feel a satisfying pop and his eyes bulged out of their sockets. "And that's for my master. You could never me a tenth of the vampire that he is."

As we walked back to the rental van, Quinn handed me my purse that he had so kindly retrieved from Bill's car. I pulled out my Barbie pink iPhone and dialed Eric's number.

"Who you calling now, babe?"

"My maker. I need to let him in on this. I think I may have found a way to get you released from your servitude..." I held a finger up to silence Quinn when Eric answered. "Eric, we need to talk. Compton has been taken care of but we have bigger fish to fry. I've learned something from a blood exchange that could get you back into favor with the Queen."