Chapter 15 – Harrison


[01:12pm] Say OK by Vanessa Hudgens just started playing and it reminded me of you

[01:16pm] Why?

[01:18pm] Because she's from High School Musical and that's our movie

[01:23pm] I didn't know we had a movie

[01:26pm] Well, you know now

[01:28pm] We should keep that a secret though

[01:29pm] If people ask we can say our movie it's like, Dancing in the Rain

[01:30pm] Or something less embarrassing

[01:33pm] Since when does Rachel Berry care what other people think?

[01:36pm] Since she realized it's the only way she will ever be accepted in society

[01:38pm] That's not true

[01:39pm] I accept you regardless of your High School Musical love

[01:43pm] That's only cause you love it more!

[01:45pm] Anyway

[01:46pm] My opinion is the most important one

[01:47pm] And the only one you should care about

[01:50pm] I'm ignoring you

[01:50pm] Also

[01:50pm] I just made the pasta you taught me and I think I might love you forever

[01:53pm] I know, I constantly save lives

[01:55pm] Oh yes, our savior Quinn Fabray, thank you for all your blessings!

[01:57pm] Bite me

[01:58pm] I'm in such a foul mood

[01:58pm] It's been raining here for almost a week I can't take this anymore I need sunshine

[02:00pm] I'm your sunshine!

[02:03pm] ... yeah, right

[02:05pm] I kinda hate you sometimes

[02:09pm] We both know you don't

[02:11pm] What you doing?

[02:16pm] Homework

[02:17pm] And you?

[02:19pm] I'm watching Dawson's Creek reruns with Kwini

[02:19pm] She's team Pacey, thankfully

[02:22pm] She clearly has good taste

[02:23pm] Is she behaving better?

[02:26pm] Well, I'm not sure if she's behaving better or if she hadn't eaten anything just because I've hid everything

[02:27pm] My house looks like a furniture store because there's nothing else on display

[02:29pm] I think I would still call improvement

[02:31pm] I'm starting to think she's really blind though

[02:33pm] Really? Why?

[02:35pm] Sometimes she'll come towards me but then she'll hit a wall or turn her butt to me

[02:36pm] I think she kinda knows where I am because of the smell, but not my exact location

[02:41pm] Awwww, poor baby!

[02:43pm] I know right? She's really smart though

[02:44pm] She got that from her mama

[02:45pm] (That's me)

[02:47pm] You're weird

[02:48pm] Ugh, I'm craving something sweet

[02:50pm] I'm right here :)

[02:52pm] Seriously, what's wrong with you today?

[02:56pm] Yeah, I'll give you a minute to throw up after the sappiness of this last one

[02:57pm] I think Pacey's cuteness is rubbing on to me

[03:02pm] You just gotta knock over those lines because you really suck at that

[03:05pm] Maybe that's why I'm single

[03:08pm] If you actually say that to people then that's definitely why you're single lol

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[09:34pm] Quinn I need an advice

[09:41pm] Where are you

...

[10:50pm] Hey, sorry

[10:51pm] I was taking a nap before work

[10:52pm] What's up?

[11:11pm] Never mind I already fucked up

[11:16pm] ... What did you do?

[11:19pm] Agreed on coming to a bar with the cast after the show

[11:20pm] And now I'm drunk again

[11:24pm] You've been getting drunk a lot lately, missy!

[11:28pm] I have a good reason, baby

[11:35pm] What reason?

[11:39pm] It's a secret, sorry, I can't tell you

[11:41pm] I miss Kwini do you think there are any bars that accept dogs?

[11:47pm] Mhm, I'm not sure, she's not legal yet

[11:52pm] That's true

[11:53pm] You're wise

[12:05am] Thank you

[12:09am] And you have a nice face, I like your face

[12:13am] I really like your face too, Rach

[12:15am] Really though?

[12:18am] Of course I do! You're gorgeous!

[12:23am] But am I MESMERIZING?

[12:26am] Yes Rach, you're absolutely stunning

[12:30am] Okay good

[12:31am] Just checking

[12:44am] lol God, you make me happy...

[12:48am] Right? I'm cool

[12:49am] I keep saying that here but people won't believe me

[12:53am] The coolest!

[12:58am] I mixed too many shots I'm gonna be hungover tomorrow

[12:59am] I'm very high maintenance when I'm hungover

[01:07am] You're always high maintenance though

[01:11am] You're not wrong

[01:12am] You know what I never did

[01:16am] What?

[01:24am] Start a fight with someone while drunk

[01:28am] Please don't do that

[01:29am] Seriously, Rach

[01:35am] I won't, I was just telling you that I've never done it

[01:36am] There were some boys fighting here at the bar but they took them out

[01:41am] Boys are dumb

[01:47am] Yes!1! They are!

[01:48am] The bartender looks like Dumbledore

[01:49am] I wanna pet his beard do you think he would be mad?

[01:53am] Possibly, yes

[01:54am] He will either hit you for that or hit ON you

[01:58am] Ew, no

[01:59am] Ahhhhh

[01:59am] They're closing

[02:00am] I wasn't ready to go home

[02:01am] Can you call Paul again?

[02:02am] I love Paul but I never got his number

[02:08am] Of course

[02:10am] I'll tell him to call you, alright?

[02:13am] Okay

[02:16am] Text me when you're home? Please?

[02:22am] Yes moooom

[02:24am] Ass lol

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[02:46am] Hi my name is Rachel Berry and I'm home

[02:50am] Glad you got home safe, baby

[02:54am] I'm not sleepy though

[02:55am] Paul stopped by a deli and got me vegan cheese I love him the most

[02:58am] He's really awesome

[03:02am] Do you wanna eat cheese with me?

[03:02am] I've got plenty to share

[03:09am] I would rather stick to regular cheese instead of fake cheese

[03:14am] They're not fake they're vegan

[03:21am] Basically same thing right?

[03:28am] It's fine then, I'll share it with Kwini

[03:29am] BUT

[03:29am] You mock me now

[03:30am] And I won't help you when you need tips about vegan cheese for your children

[03:34am] You wouldn't be mean to me

[03:36am] Are you sure?

[03:48am] Quinn did you die? Don't die pls

[03:50am] 100% sure

[03:51am] And I'm not dead, just working

[03:53am] Hey let's play

[03:59am] Play what?

[04:02am] Our questions game

[04:05am] Rach, I'm not sure that's a good idea

[04:06am] You're drunk, what if you say something you didn't want to say?

[04:06am] Besides, it's pretty late already and I should be working...

[04:10am] I always tell you what I wanna say, regardless of my sobriety

[04:12am] Pleeeeease I'm not sleepy let's play

[04:18am] Alright, alright

[04:18am] You go firs then

[04:22am] If something bad happened to you, who would you go to?

[04:29am] You

[04:30am] You already knew that one

[04:32am] I was just checking

[04:35am] You really have no reason for being so insecure, you know?

[04:35am] My turn

[04:36am] What was the happiest moment of your life?

[04:41am] I don't know... That's hard

[04:42am] Can it be right now? Right now seems pretty good I'm very content

[04:45am] I guess so lol

[04:46am] I'm happy that you're happy

[04:50am] God dammit wait a sec Kwini is throwing up the vegan cheese

[04:52am] Ewwww

[04:55am] I'm a mother I'm not disgusted by my daughter

[04:47am] You're starting to creep me out

[04:49am] Okay my turn again

[04:49am] What's the last thing that made you smile?

[04:51am] You

[04:52am] You're questions are pretty unfair

[04:55am] Why?

[04:58am] You're only asking stuff you already know

[05:01am] I like hearing them again

[05:01am] Also

[05:02am] Does that mean that maybe

[05:02am] JUST MAYBE

[05:03am] I'm the sunshine of your life?

[05:05am] You know you are

[05:06am] And you're cheating, cause it was my turn

[05:08am] Opsie

[05:09am] Your question!

[05:12am] What terrifies you the most?

[05:15am] Dying alone

[05:16am] That's a terrible question, I'm upset now

[05:10am] You won't, though

[05:13am] How do you know?

[05:16am] I'll always be there

[05:19am] You ruin my life sometimes, Quinn Fabray

[05:20am] Would you ever move to NY?

[05:22am] Of course

[05:23am] If I had a reason to, yeah

[05:23am] It's a great city

[05:23am] My turn

[05:24am] How many people do you truly love?

[05:27am] Mhmmmmm

[05:28am] 3

[05:29am] Wait no

[05:29am] 4

[05:30am] I had forgotten Kwini

[05:33am] She's not a person though

[05:35am] YES SHE IS

[05:36am] HOW DARE YOU

[05:40am] lol I'm sorry

[05:42am] I'll ignore that

[05:43am] Do you believe in soulmates?

[05:46am] I think I do

[05:47am] Are you still not sleepy?

[05:47am] I kinda have to work, morning costumers are starting to come

[05:49am] I'm a little sleepy now

[05:52am] Go to sleep then, Rach

[05:55am] But I'll miss you

[05:57am] You'll wake up soon

[05:57am] I'll still be here

[06:00am] Promise?

[06:02am] Of course

[06:05am] Promise you'll always be there even when I'm drunk and annoying?

[06:07am] Yes, baby

[06:10am] What about when I'm hungover and high maintenance?

[06:14am] Even then

[06:16am] Promise you'll always ALWAYS be there? Like forever?

[06:20am] I promise, baby

[06:20am] Forever

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[06:31am] Did you fall asleep?

[06:50am] God, you're gonna kill me one day, Rachel Berry