Chapter 15 – Harrison
[01:12pm] Say OK by Vanessa Hudgens just started playing and it reminded me of you
[01:16pm] Why?
[01:18pm] Because she's from High School Musical and that's our movie
[01:23pm] I didn't know we had a movie
[01:26pm] Well, you know now
[01:28pm] We should keep that a secret though
[01:29pm] If people ask we can say our movie it's like, Dancing in the Rain
[01:30pm] Or something less embarrassing
[01:33pm] Since when does Rachel Berry care what other people think?
[01:36pm] Since she realized it's the only way she will ever be accepted in society
[01:38pm] That's not true
[01:39pm] I accept you regardless of your High School Musical love
[01:43pm] That's only cause you love it more!
[01:45pm] Anyway
[01:46pm] My opinion is the most important one
[01:47pm] And the only one you should care about
[01:50pm] I'm ignoring you
[01:50pm] Also
[01:50pm] I just made the pasta you taught me and I think I might love you forever
[01:53pm] I know, I constantly save lives
[01:55pm] Oh yes, our savior Quinn Fabray, thank you for all your blessings!
[01:57pm] Bite me
[01:58pm] I'm in such a foul mood
[01:58pm] It's been raining here for almost a week I can't take this anymore I need sunshine
[02:00pm] I'm your sunshine!
[02:03pm] ... yeah, right
[02:05pm] I kinda hate you sometimes
[02:09pm] We both know you don't
[02:11pm] What you doing?
[02:16pm] Homework
[02:17pm] And you?
[02:19pm] I'm watching Dawson's Creek reruns with Kwini
[02:19pm] She's team Pacey, thankfully
[02:22pm] She clearly has good taste
[02:23pm] Is she behaving better?
[02:26pm] Well, I'm not sure if she's behaving better or if she hadn't eaten anything just because I've hid everything
[02:27pm] My house looks like a furniture store because there's nothing else on display
[02:29pm] I think I would still call improvement
[02:31pm] I'm starting to think she's really blind though
[02:33pm] Really? Why?
[02:35pm] Sometimes she'll come towards me but then she'll hit a wall or turn her butt to me
[02:36pm] I think she kinda knows where I am because of the smell, but not my exact location
[02:41pm] Awwww, poor baby!
[02:43pm] I know right? She's really smart though
[02:44pm] She got that from her mama
[02:45pm] (That's me)
[02:47pm] You're weird
[02:48pm] Ugh, I'm craving something sweet
[02:50pm] I'm right here :)
[02:52pm] Seriously, what's wrong with you today?
[02:56pm] Yeah, I'll give you a minute to throw up after the sappiness of this last one
[02:57pm] I think Pacey's cuteness is rubbing on to me
[03:02pm] You just gotta knock over those lines because you really suck at that
[03:05pm] Maybe that's why I'm single
[03:08pm] If you actually say that to people then that's definitely why you're single lol
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[09:34pm] Quinn I need an advice
[09:41pm] Where are you
...
[10:50pm] Hey, sorry
[10:51pm] I was taking a nap before work
[10:52pm] What's up?
[11:11pm] Never mind I already fucked up
[11:16pm] ... What did you do?
[11:19pm] Agreed on coming to a bar with the cast after the show
[11:20pm] And now I'm drunk again
[11:24pm] You've been getting drunk a lot lately, missy!
[11:28pm] I have a good reason, baby
[11:35pm] What reason?
[11:39pm] It's a secret, sorry, I can't tell you
[11:41pm] I miss Kwini do you think there are any bars that accept dogs?
[11:47pm] Mhm, I'm not sure, she's not legal yet
[11:52pm] That's true
[11:53pm] You're wise
[12:05am] Thank you
[12:09am] And you have a nice face, I like your face
[12:13am] I really like your face too, Rach
[12:15am] Really though?
[12:18am] Of course I do! You're gorgeous!
[12:23am] But am I MESMERIZING?
[12:26am] Yes Rach, you're absolutely stunning
[12:30am] Okay good
[12:31am] Just checking
[12:44am] lol God, you make me happy...
[12:48am] Right? I'm cool
[12:49am] I keep saying that here but people won't believe me
[12:53am] The coolest!
[12:58am] I mixed too many shots I'm gonna be hungover tomorrow
[12:59am] I'm very high maintenance when I'm hungover
[01:07am] You're always high maintenance though
[01:11am] You're not wrong
[01:12am] You know what I never did
[01:16am] What?
[01:24am] Start a fight with someone while drunk
[01:28am] Please don't do that
[01:29am] Seriously, Rach
[01:35am] I won't, I was just telling you that I've never done it
[01:36am] There were some boys fighting here at the bar but they took them out
[01:41am] Boys are dumb
[01:47am] Yes!1! They are!
[01:48am] The bartender looks like Dumbledore
[01:49am] I wanna pet his beard do you think he would be mad?
[01:53am] Possibly, yes
[01:54am] He will either hit you for that or hit ON you
[01:58am] Ew, no
[01:59am] Ahhhhh
[01:59am] They're closing
[02:00am] I wasn't ready to go home
[02:01am] Can you call Paul again?
[02:02am] I love Paul but I never got his number
[02:08am] Of course
[02:10am] I'll tell him to call you, alright?
[02:13am] Okay
[02:16am] Text me when you're home? Please?
[02:22am] Yes moooom
[02:24am] Ass lol
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[02:46am] Hi my name is Rachel Berry and I'm home
[02:50am] Glad you got home safe, baby
[02:54am] I'm not sleepy though
[02:55am] Paul stopped by a deli and got me vegan cheese I love him the most
[02:58am] He's really awesome
[03:02am] Do you wanna eat cheese with me?
[03:02am] I've got plenty to share
[03:09am] I would rather stick to regular cheese instead of fake cheese
[03:14am] They're not fake they're vegan
[03:21am] Basically same thing right?
[03:28am] It's fine then, I'll share it with Kwini
[03:29am] BUT
[03:29am] You mock me now
[03:30am] And I won't help you when you need tips about vegan cheese for your children
[03:34am] You wouldn't be mean to me
[03:36am] Are you sure?
[03:48am] Quinn did you die? Don't die pls
[03:50am] 100% sure
[03:51am] And I'm not dead, just working
[03:53am] Hey let's play
[03:59am] Play what?
[04:02am] Our questions game
[04:05am] Rach, I'm not sure that's a good idea
[04:06am] You're drunk, what if you say something you didn't want to say?
[04:06am] Besides, it's pretty late already and I should be working...
[04:10am] I always tell you what I wanna say, regardless of my sobriety
[04:12am] Pleeeeease I'm not sleepy let's play
[04:18am] Alright, alright
[04:18am] You go firs then
[04:22am] If something bad happened to you, who would you go to?
[04:29am] You
[04:30am] You already knew that one
[04:32am] I was just checking
[04:35am] You really have no reason for being so insecure, you know?
[04:35am] My turn
[04:36am] What was the happiest moment of your life?
[04:41am] I don't know... That's hard
[04:42am] Can it be right now? Right now seems pretty good I'm very content
[04:45am] I guess so lol
[04:46am] I'm happy that you're happy
[04:50am] God dammit wait a sec Kwini is throwing up the vegan cheese
[04:52am] Ewwww
[04:55am] I'm a mother I'm not disgusted by my daughter
[04:47am] You're starting to creep me out
[04:49am] Okay my turn again
[04:49am] What's the last thing that made you smile?
[04:51am] You
[04:52am] You're questions are pretty unfair
[04:55am] Why?
[04:58am] You're only asking stuff you already know
[05:01am] I like hearing them again
[05:01am] Also
[05:02am] Does that mean that maybe
[05:02am] JUST MAYBE
[05:03am] I'm the sunshine of your life?
[05:05am] You know you are
[05:06am] And you're cheating, cause it was my turn
[05:08am] Opsie
[05:09am] Your question!
[05:12am] What terrifies you the most?
[05:15am] Dying alone
[05:16am] That's a terrible question, I'm upset now
[05:10am] You won't, though
[05:13am] How do you know?
[05:16am] I'll always be there
[05:19am] You ruin my life sometimes, Quinn Fabray
[05:20am] Would you ever move to NY?
[05:22am] Of course
[05:23am] If I had a reason to, yeah
[05:23am] It's a great city
[05:23am] My turn
[05:24am] How many people do you truly love?
[05:27am] Mhmmmmm
[05:28am] 3
[05:29am] Wait no
[05:29am] 4
[05:30am] I had forgotten Kwini
[05:33am] She's not a person though
[05:35am] YES SHE IS
[05:36am] HOW DARE YOU
[05:40am] lol I'm sorry
[05:42am] I'll ignore that
[05:43am] Do you believe in soulmates?
[05:46am] I think I do
[05:47am] Are you still not sleepy?
[05:47am] I kinda have to work, morning costumers are starting to come
[05:49am] I'm a little sleepy now
[05:52am] Go to sleep then, Rach
[05:55am] But I'll miss you
[05:57am] You'll wake up soon
[05:57am] I'll still be here
[06:00am] Promise?
[06:02am] Of course
[06:05am] Promise you'll always be there even when I'm drunk and annoying?
[06:07am] Yes, baby
[06:10am] What about when I'm hungover and high maintenance?
[06:14am] Even then
[06:16am] Promise you'll always ALWAYS be there? Like forever?
[06:20am] I promise, baby
[06:20am] Forever
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[06:31am] Did you fall asleep?
[06:50am] God, you're gonna kill me one day, Rachel Berry
