40 things Sherlock Holmes should not do ever
Use Mrs. Hudson's kitchen to do chemical experiments
Tell Watson his mustache looks like a dead squirrel
Fire his gun at Mrs. Hudson's vase to see how it will break
Dye his hair any color but black
Sing any song
Sing any song with his violin
Try to teach Watson how to play an instrument
Hide all of Watsons notes
Use Mrs. Hudson's tea towel as a muffler
Put a model bee farm in the sitting room
Put a model bee farm with real bees in the sitting room
Try to juggle tea cups (a disaster to be sure)
Put his experiments in the fridge
Put anything other than food in the fridge
Steal all of Mycroft's underwear
Walk Gladstone
See what happens if you fuse all the elements together
Try to walk down the street with an umbrella when it's not raining
And claim it is raining
Tell Lestrade that his house is on fire
Hack into Watsons blog
And then say Watson is gay
Try to make people call him "The smartest man alive"
Move the clock back two hours and make everyone late for their appointments
Cook
Climb a tree an say he is a squirrel
Set Mrs. Hudson's Curtains on fire because he wants to
Put a fire cracker under Hopkins seat
Bark back at Watsons dog
Hold on to the ceiling fan
Hold on to the ceiling fan while it's moving
pretend to be scared of Watsons hat
Blow up the house
Blow up anything that is not his
Insist that he can do anything
Change Watsons ring tone
And then say the dog did it
Tell Lestrade he is planning to blow Scotland yard up
And then try to do it
Try to make a cannon and fire it on the street
So, do you have anything that Holmes should not do? Leave reviews!