40 things that Watson should not do ever
Chase Holmes around with a spider in his hand
Post on his blog that he thinks Holmes is gay
And then claim that he is scared of him
Write a romantic story about Holmes and Adler
(He will be slapped by both)
Tell Holmes that his brain is desecrating
Steal Mrs. Hudson's cookies
Get drunk at the bar
Then try to beat up someone
Tell Mycroft who took his peppermint bowl, (He never found out)
Make fun of Holmes retirement plan
(again, he will be slapped)
Use Mrs. Hudson's Kitchen sink to clean his dog
Tell Holmes that he killed someone
And then say it was Adler
(He will be killed)
Bind Holmes up and drag him to the hospital when he refuses to go
Pop a balloon behind Holmes when he is doing a experiment with his chemicals
Put spicy pepper powder in the Persian slipper
And say Lestrade did it
Mimic Holmes when he isn't looking
Sing when he thinks no one is around (Holmes is super annoyed by this)
Hide Holmes violin and watch Holmes go crazy
Send Holmes fake fan girl letters
Or tell fan girls where all of his hiding places are
Send Gladstone in Holmes room with a full bladder
Pretend to want Holmes sign his notebook
Shove Holmes into a girl
Send the Scotland yard to Mycroft's house and make them insist it is his birthday
And then throw a birthday party for Mycroft
And blame it on Holmes
Replace the shampoo bottle with green hair dye
Yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick Holmes in a man hole
Put Gladstone on his head and say the dog is his new hat
Shave his mustache. (NO, WATSON MUST HAVE A MUSTACHE! Unless of course you like to see him the modern way.)
Stay up all night reading and then complain he's tired
Try to drive himself home after going to the bar
Lestrade will arrest him for DUI without blinking
Try to organize Holmes files
Pretend to be blind and bump into things all the time.