"Woo-hoo!" yelled Eddy as he ran through the Cul-De-Sac.
"Get back here Dork!" yelled Kevin as he, Rolf, and Sara ran after him.
"You want me, you'll have to come get me," said Eddy as he ran towards Kevin's house. "Ah-hah!"
There on the ground was Kevin's bike. Eddy picked it up and got on it. "Get your naked butt off my bike!" yelled Kevin.
"You'll have to catch me, box head!" yelled Eddy as he began pedaling down the street. He rounded a corner and quickly pedaled into the woods, where he found the ground was a lot rougher. As he reached the creek, the bike hit a bump and Eddy went flying into the swimming hole. He got up as he heard the sound of girls laughing. He turned and was shocked to see the site of the three Kanker sisters completely naked. "What the heck?"
"Hi Eddy," they said together.
Eddy swam back towards shore, but he found Kevin, Rolf and Sara standing nearby. "Uh," said Eddy.
"Looks like you're between a rock and a hard place," said Kevin. "You can be with the mermaids or you can be with us."
Suddenly the air was filled with a chopper like sound followed by a bright light appearing. "Attention everyone!" yelled Double D's amplified voice. "I am going to ask that you step away from Eddy."
"Or what?" asked Kevin. "You're going to bore us to death?"
"We'll pay you each twenty dollars to let Eddy go," said Double D.
"Where's the money coming from?" asked Kevin.
"Right here," said Double D as he and the other members of The Young People for a Better Tomorrow stepped out from the shadows. "Jenny has generously agreed to fund the money."
How did you get down here so fast?" asked Kevin.
"That's a remote controlled loudspeaker system I've been working on," said Double D. "It's to be used at events where speakers are impractical. Now what do you say?"
"I say you nerds go back to saving the world so we can pound Eddy for showing up naked to Nazz's party," said Kevin.
"We're not going to do that," said Double D. "You lay a finger on Eddy and we'll make you pay."
""Oh really?" asked Kevin. "Well then I suppose we'd better get you all out of the way!"
With that he charged towards Double D. "Oh no you don't!" yelled Marie as she came flying into the air. She landed on Kevin. "No one lays a finger on my pumpkin-muffin and gets away with it! You lay one finger on him and I'll kill you!"
"Thank you Marie," said Double D trying to keep his composure at seeing Marie's pubic hair was also blue. "Now I think we can all agree that being twenty dollars richer is far better than violence."
"Rolf likes this option," said Rolf.
"I agree," said May.
"Then it's agreed," said Double D as Kevin angrily picked himself up.
After everybody had been paid off, Eddy came out of the water as Double D and the rest of The Young People For a Better tomorrow packed up their stuff. "So do you want to come over and work on our revenge?" asked Eddy.
"Sorry," said Double D. "We've got to continue our meeting that you interrupted."
"Oh Come on Double D, you like hanging out with these losers?" asked Eddy.
"They're my friends," said Double D. "The only loser is the one who went to Nazz's house naked and wrecked havoc. I'll see you tomorrow."
With that Double D and rest of The Young People For a Better Tomorrow headed back to School, leaving Eddy alone in the woods.
