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Lavi's face turns beet red and a trickle of blood runs down from his nose.
"Do you mind?" Raven asks, annoyed. Kanda growls. Lavi opens his mouth to say something, but then, just as suddenly as he came in, he bolts out of the room.
"What's his problem?" Raven asks. A vein pops out on his head and Kanda glares at her.
"If you weren't in Robin's body you'd be chopped to pieces by now." He growls.
"I don't see how he'd care about that." Raven says. The blade moves closer and Raven smirks. "Guess it's that time again." She says and Kanda frowns with confusion. Her eyes close and her whole body relaxes.
"Hey!" Kanda yells. "I'm not done with you yet!"
"Kanda?" Robin asks.
Robin's eyes flicker open and she squints at him. She stares up at his glare and slowly notices Mugen pressed against her neck. Suddenly her face flushes. Kanda is on top of her. Again.
"Not again!" Robin yells. "Kanda!"
Kanda's grip on Mugen relaxes, but he doesn't lower the blade. "Are you Robin?" He asks.
"What are you talking about?!" She says. "Who else would I be?!"
"Prove it." Kanda says. "How did we meet?"
"I kicked your ass when the gatekeeper mistook me for a threat." She answers.
Kanda releases a breath and gets off of her. Robin looks down at her clothes and nearly has a heart attack. She's wearing an incredibly short miniskirt and red top. Her wrap is gone and she actually has a chest. She looks down at the heels on her feet and inwardly sheds a tear to how high they are.
"What am I wearing?!" She yells. Kanda sighs. For some reason he feels exhausted.
"Kanda!" She yells to him. "What were you doing?!" Suddenly he wraps his arms around her and buries his head in her hair. "K-Kanda?"
"I'm just glad you're you." He says.
"What do you mean?" She asks.
"You don't remember?"
"Remember what?" She turns to him. "What happened?"
"I'll tell you later." He says. "Besides, I think we have more pressing concerns right now."
"What do you mean?" She asks.
"Lavi just saw you dressed up like this." Kanda says. Robin blinks, the information slowly sinking in. Her faces turns red.
"Crap!" She yells. "Does he know!?"
"I don't know." Kanda says.
"Crap! Crap! Crap!" She gets to her feet.
"Careful." He warns. Robin ignores him and takes a wobbly step. Her foot slips and she falls face-first onto the floor. She lets out a low moan and Kanda stifles a laugh.
"Please get these stupid things off me." She mutters.
"Not a fan of heels?" He asks, reaching to release the buckle on one of the shoe's straps.
"High heels are nothing more than a man's invention to make a girl's butt look smaller and make it harder for them to run away." She replies. "Call it heresy, but I say all heels should be burned."
"I never would have picked you for a feminist." He says.
"Excuse me for actually enjoying the ability to walk."
Kanda slides the shoes off and Robin lets out a sigh. "What do we do now?" She asks. "Lavi isn't that stupid. Even if he doesn't realize it right away he's bound to figure it out eventually."
"There's only one way to know for sure." Kanda says. He helps her to her feet. "We'll just have to find him and see what happens."
Robin nods. She's scared, but with Kanda by her side she might be able to face it. She slips her fingers around his and heads toward the door.
"Wait." Kanda says. She turns to him and frowns.
"What?" She asks.
"You might want to change first, baka."
Robin blushes and grabs a handful of clothes from her dresser. She quickly gets dressed (oh how she missed pants) and follows Kanda down the hallway.
They reach the cafeteria and stop when they spot the rabbit at a table with Allen and Lenalee. Lavi is describing something to them using large, dramatic arm motions and Robin silently prays whatever he's saying has nothing to do with her. She knows she's not that lucky, but she can still pray.
Kanda reaches for her hand and he leads her over to the table. The finders stop eating and watch the two of them walk through the rows of tables. Robin avoids their stares. Do they know? They finally stop next to Lavi's table and Lavi falls silent. Kanda glares at the red-head who smiles.
"Speak of the devil." Lavi says. "Did you two have fun?"
"What?" Kanda asks.
"Who knew Kanda was the perverted type?" Lavi says, grinning. "Forcing Robin to cross-dress. At least now we know who's uke and who's seme."
Lavi laughs as Kanda angrily grabs a fistful of the exorcist's jacket. Robin releases a breath of relief. She's never been more grateful for the rabbit's stupidity.
"I believe we had a bet." Lenalee says with a smile. Lavi frowns and begrudgingly hands the pigtailed girl fifty bucks.
"You had a bet?!" Robin yells, incredulous.
"Yeah," Lavi says. "Fifty bucks goes to whoever picked the correct uke."
"I knew it was Robin." Lenalee says with a smile. Lavi shrugs.
"I still say it's possible Yuu could connect with his inner feminine side."
"What was that?!" Kanda growls at him with Mugen instantly at his throat.
"Hey, I don't judge." Lavi answers.
Robin slumps down at the table next to Allen. Her head is killing her again.
"Still not feeling well?" Allen asks her.
"I feel a lot better than this morning." She says. "I just have a really bad headache. Do I still have a fever?"
"I'll check." Allen says. Allen gently brushes away a stray strand of hair and presses his lips to her forehead. Robin blushes from the sudden kiss and a rough hand pulls her away.
"MOYASHI!"
Mugen nips the edge of Allen's neck and Kanda shoves the white-haired boy onto the floor.
"What?" Allen asks. "I was just checking his temperature."
"Like hell you were." Kanda growls.
"What's wrong Kanda?" Allen asks with a smirk. "If I didn't know any better I'd say you were jealous." Kanda grits his teeth in anger and raises his katana.
"Kanda!" Robin says. She slips her arms around his waist and pulls him away in an attempt to stop him from decapitating the other exorcist.
"Relax!" She says.
"He kissed you." Kanda growls.
"That's an actual way to check someone's temperature." She says.
"So?" Kanda asks. Robin sighs. She stands on her tip-toes and leans her head against his shoulder.
"When we head to our room again, I'll slip back into that skirt for you." She whispers in his ear. Kanda shudders and she places her lips against the side of his neck. She bites down and he releases a quiet moan. Robin may still be a virgin, but that doesn't mean she hasn't been taking notes. Even if it was an illusion, she still can't get the tingling sensation of Kanda's lips against her neck out of her head.
She feels his body relax and she lets him go. Lenalee and Lavi stare at her, faces flushed. Allen looks more annoyed than embarrassed, but is relieved to have Mugen pointed away from him for the time being.
"Eeek!" Lenalee chirps. "Don't stop! Kiss him! Kiss him!"
"So I'm uke?" Robin asks Lenalee. Robin smirks and spins around so she has Kanda pressed against the table. Lenalee shrieks in joy and Lavi grabs the bridge of his nose. "What makes you think Kanda is seme?" Robin asks. She slips one hand into his back pocket and straddles him so she's on top.
"What are you doing?" Kanda whispers in her ear.
"Creating a distraction." She whispers back. "When you see blood, make a run for it." Kanda smirks and their lips connect. Kanda's tongue explores her mouth while his nails gently dig into her back. Robin groans and she stealthily sticks her hands into his pants. She doesn't go further than his underwear but there's a chorus of squeals around them.
"Now?" She whispers. Kanda peeks over at the other exorcists on the verge of passing out from blood loss.
"Now." He says. Her and Kanda make a run for their room. Robin slips in first and Kanda closes the door behind them.
"Crap!" Robin yells. She runs into the bathroom and grabs a tissue to slow her nosebleed down. Kanda stares at her and her face flushes.
"What?" She asks. "It's not my fault my nose is weak." Kanda walks over to her and wraps his arms around her waist, causing Robin to jump from his touch. His head rests against her shoulder and he smirks.
"I had no idea you could be so...persuasive." He says. Robin blushes.
"I may still be a virgin, but that doesn't make me completely naive." She says. "I've seen Master do the same with plenty of women."
"He'd do that in front of you?" Kanda asks in horror.
"Only when he was too drunk to realize it." She says. "I swear he had a new woman every night. I'd like to think most women have enough self-respect to avoid a man like him. But it's okay." Robin smirks. "I've gotten vengeance plenty of times." She laughs evilly and Kanda sweat drops.
"You're almost as bad as moyashi." He mumbles.
"Oh yeah." Her fingers brush the top of her forehead and she blushes, remembering his soft lips against her head.
"Why are you blushing?" Kanda growls.
"I just remembered how I nearly raped you in the middle of the cafeteria." She says. Kanda glares at her and she feels the arms around her tighten.
"Kanda," She says. "I don't understand why you're so jealous."
"I'm not jealous." He says.
"Yeah." She says. "Because that answer is objective and unbiased."
"So I don't like it when another man touches you." He says. "Excuse me for wanting to rip their heads off. You're mine, Robin. They need to realize that." Robin's face turns beet red and she pulls away. Kanda raises an eyebrow in confusion.
"What is it?" He asks.
"No one's ever said that to me before." She says. Kanda smirks.
"You're my little uke." Kanda says, pressing his lips to hers. Robin pauses and pulls away.
"Why do I have to be uke?" She asks.
"Because you're a girl." He answers. "If we're going to cover as a gay couple, it makes sense that you're uke."
"Maybe I don't want to be uke." She says with a frown.
"You're a girl." Kanda answers.
"So?"
"This isn't yaoi." He says. "No yaoi means no uke and no seme. Not for real."
"Yeah, but we're going to pretend it is to keep my secret, right? So how come I'm stuck as uke?"
"Well," Kanda says. "In yaoi, the girly one is generally uke. Seeing how you're the girly one, that makes you uke."
"Says the guy with long, glistening blue hair." She mutters, and Kanda frowns.
"What?" She asks. "I'm not calling you girly, just that you do have a relatively feminine exterior and that if viewed by an objective, third-party observer, an argument can be made that you do appear as the girly one."
Kanda's jaw clenches and he lets out a low growl toward her. "I am not girly." He mutters.
"I didn't say that." She says quickly.
"Yes, you did." He says.
Robin gives him an exasperated sigh and throws her arms up. "I just don't want to be uke, alright!?"
"You're missing the point." He says.
"Besides," She says. "Uke and seme aren't dependent on who is the most girly. Girlishness hardly counts. It's about dominance."
"And?" He asks.
"Maybe I don't want to be dominated."
"Robin." He says, placing both arms on her shoulders. "You're a girl."
"So?"
A vein pops up on the corner of his forehead and he mutters angrily in Japanese. She isn't sure what he's saying, but she smiles anyways, actually enjoying how much fun it is to irritate him. Maybe she's on to something...
Suddenly the door to their room bursts open. Kanda whips around, ready to impale the intruder when Reever runs in out of breath.
"Reever?" Robin asks. "Did something happen?"
"There's an emergency." He says. "All available exorcists are to report to Komui right away."
Her and Kanda exchange a look, then run after the scientist headed toward Komui's office. Once they reach the room they walk in to find Allen, Lavi, Krory, Lenalee, and Komui gathered around the world map.
"What's up?" Kanda asks Komui.
"There's a sudden outbreak of akuma." Komui says. "Akuma by the hundreds are gathering in Spain and appear to be targeting three separate cities all at once. Due to the sheer volume of akuma I'm assigning all available exorcists to dispatch them. You're to split up into pairs and destroy the akuma in each city while searching for the cause. Now Lenalee and Robin, you are the most mobile exorcists therefore I'm assigning you the city furthest to the north." Komui points to the northern most red dot on the map and Robin nods. "Lavi and Krory will take the city to the east and Kanda and Allen will have the one to the west."
Robin glances at Kanda and Allen both frowning at their pairing. She can't imagine either one working with the other. She'd prefer to stay with Kanda herself, but orders are orders.
"Let's go, Robin." Lenalee says. Robin nods. The pigtailed girl takes off and before following, Robin pauses by Kanda.
"Stay safe." She says and gives him a soft peck on the cheek.
"You too, baka." He whispers back, giving her palm a squeeze.
"And try not to kill each other." She says, glancing at him and Allen.
"No promises." He says in reply and she smirks. She turns and breaks out into a run behind Lenalee.
Once they're out of the Order, Lenalee activates her innocence and the top part of her Dark Boots unwrap to her knees. Circles with a cross mark run down the length of her legs and a green energy is emitted from her ankles.
"Those are seriously sweet boots." Robin says, taking a moment to stare at them. Lenalee smiles and runs ahead at incredible speed. Robin activates her own innocence and her silver wings extend. She flies up and follows the green light from Lenalee's boots.