Neji's POV

If I was a woman, this type of undercover would be accepted without any hesitatation, without any doubts. If ONLY I was a woman. How does being flat-chested, with male reproductive organs make you a woman! Sure I have a feminine frame, delicate voice, and have long silky hair and the fact that I have very smooth skin and attractive eyes; but still I'm purely,100%, with no doubt male; the hokage, of all people should know the very gender of their very own shinobi, so what on earth was lady Tsunade thinking when she assigned us that ludicrous undercover mission! Am I really that feminine that I can easily past off as girl by our own hokage?! And another thing that bother's me is this certain Inuzuka. We all know that the 2nd best prankster in konoha next to Naruto is this certain Inuzuka. What if the dog boy decided to humiliate me with all of the tricks up his sleeve or laugh at me whenever I get humored because of my role. Also how should I act like a pregnant lady if I can't even act like a proper female. Sure I can dress and speak like a woman but I can't and would never act like one. Now I worry if I also have to be talkative, into gossiping, pretending to be so helpless, and…and being a loving wife to the Inuzuka. And also, do I have to pretend to puke, get dizzy, be hormonal, be very fragile and all those stuff pregnant women do? Ughh, I guess it's final then. I will be very helpless physically in the following months, especially when the 'baby bump' starts to show. I just hope that I can gather much information from the hokage about this because right now she's the only one that I can ask freely about do's and don'ts and so much more of this 'pregnancy thing'(sigh).

Kiba's POV

Somehow I don't know how to feel about this mission. Should I feel quite honored to be able to see the so-called genius Hyuuga to be in such predicament? I mean I don't know any single person who had seen the day Neji act feminine and just easily get away with it; but I, I have front row seats in witnessing a once in a lifetime event that's so worth it people won't even hesitate to do anything to see it. Or should I feel scared because I know for myself that I'm not the best husband/father-to-be figure. Tsunade said that my role was supposed to be a 'loving, providing husband that will lovingly attend to his wife's needs'. How should I know how to be the husband the hokage wants me to be if I can't even take care very well of myself and about that being a 'father-to-be', they said to expect the unexpected from your expecting spouse, but how am I suppose to expect the unexpected if I don't even know what to expect in the first place. Yes I did somehow help our sensei with her pregnancy, but it is so different when you know the one who will be pretending is your deadly friend. Just think of it, one wrong move and she-er he can castrate you out of nowhere and can get away with it saying that he is just being hormonal even without a reason, he can still come after me just for his fun; HOW SCARY IS THAT! Oh well, might just do whatever I can do to prepare myself for the better or worse.(sigh)

Normal POV

Both were evidently in deep thought when they bump against each other on their way to the hokage's office. Neji being the smaller one was the one who met ground with a 'thud'. Upon seeing this, Kiba quickly offered Neji a hand that was immediately turned down by the annoyed Hyuuga.

"Look I know that you are also very well stressed about this roles were supposed to play, but I just wanted to help you get up. You don't have to be so hormonal already." Kiba said. Boy, were those the wrong words to be said in his situation; it seems that it brought more harm to him than good.

"Kiba, listen and listen closely I am not an expecting lady that is being hormonal. If you knew that I was troubled by those problems wouldn't you think that those words would just make it worse or maybe you're not even thinking!" the enraged brunette yelled.

"Ok I'm sorry, just calm down ok, I was just joking"

"You were just joking!? To me it's like you're insulting me!"

"I'm not insulting anybody here, you are just so sensitive"

"Not insulting anyone huh?"

"Yeah!"

"If you're so confident then you wouldn't mind if I tell the hokage that daddy over here insulted me for being annoyed" Neji said emphasizing the word he knew Kiba will be annoyed.

"What did you say?!" Kiba said, now getting annoyed at the brunette.

"Now you know how I feel, this make us even"

Kiba was just about to hit the Hyuuga when Shizune came running to them. "Kiba stop that! Both of you were assigned as partners and you should be treating each other just like one not screaming at each other and having fights! Now Lady Tsunade seek both of your presence and I want you to be able to present yourselves as the partners you were assigned to be!"lectured Shizune who was quite dissapointed from the childish antics of the two men. Both nodded with guilt and soon headed for the hokage.

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"Well hello to you two again. As I have said before, today you will learn the basic information of your roles, especially to you Neji."Tsunade paused slightly smiling "so I would like to welcome both of you to Tsunade's parenting lessons 101, featuring your very own" she said while having that intoductory tone. Both gave her unsure looks, probably thinking 'has she gone insane'or something like that.

"Ok we do not have enough time to discuss evey detail of this pregnancy but I do hope that you may both learn something from here. How about I start explaing first how to use special cloth." She said while drawing out the cloth. "As I have told you yesterday, this will be your 'baby bump' for the following months. It will be attached to you as if it is your skin. It will also have their perspective weights that can normally cause you pain. This expands when you put chakra to it and flatten when you release its containing chakra, do not ever think of removing this unless necessary" Neji was about to protest. "Yes Neji even when sleeping and bathing. I will give you a books about pregnancy later that will tell you the normal growth of their stomachs ok." Neji just nodded with fear in his eyes while Kiba was smiling slightly; both picturing what Neji will look like with a huge stomach.

"So for the parenting roles,… I guess the father should be first since he will be the one almost doing everything for his 'wife'" she just like to torment them really.

"Kiba Inuzuka" Tsunade called the man with seriousness in her voice.

"Y-yes ma'am" he answered quite unsure as where this will be leading to.

"Before I say anything, do you promise not to laugh, smirk, nosebleed and especially not faint infront of us in the duration of this conversation?"

"I guess I will"

"Do not guess, Inuzuka! Yes or no."

"Y-yes!" was his frightened answer. Neji just smirked at the boy.

"Good, let's continue then."Tsunade said with her smile returning. "First of all as the father of the child, you should always do your best to attend to the needs of your wife. This means laziness, ignorance and unwillingness is a big NO for you. Also protection, affection, and gudance is needed, especially when Neji becomes so big that he he will not be able to handle himself." Kiba smirked. "I said no smirking! Okay, if your wondering about that affection part, it is for you to show your love to your wife in every way you can express without over exaggerating, like kissing; both lips-lips and cheek-cheek, hugging, cuddling, holding hands and all those sweet stuff. Is that clear to you?"

"Y-yes ma'am" he unswered, quite unsure on how to feel about it. (1)he didn't even had kissed one girl but now he has to kiss a boy, his friend, of all people! And all because of the crazy hokage who chose to assign them this mission. 'If it was because of Neji's keikei genkai, why couldn't it be his teammate, Hinata or her sister, Hanabi or any Hyuuga woman? Why does it have to be Neji?!' he thought.

"These books will help you more on how you can be a good husband and father-to-be figure to Neji."

"Neji Hyuuga" she said now taking her focus on Neji.

"Yes ma'am"

"Do you also promise the same promise Kiba agreed to?"

"Yes ma'am"

"For you Neji, we will be talking about do's and don'ts regarding your fake pregnancy. First the don'ts. Don't drink, don't engage in any stressful or straining activities, which means no training, don't eat to much unhealthy foods, don't use your hormones excuse to injure you 'husband', don't flirt with other girls or men if you're gay…" "I'm not" "Just saying. Moving on, don't use the men's washroom, don't act manly and most definitely don't fail this mission."

"For the do's, do minggle with other women in the village, do be somehow weak and always getting tired, do use the women's washroom only, do act womanly, I guess you can do light exercises, and do be a loving spouse to Kiba. And by the way if you're disturbed by the affection part I said earlier, don't be because as the hormonal expecting woman you will be, you will be the one who will be asking for them and when you ask, Kiba will willingly respond."

"What!" they yelled in unison with Neji trying his best not to faint already.

"Well you see it was said that women in this predicament tend to be the ones who seek frequent love making with their husband. Since I'm not letting you both do that, it will just go as far to kissing on the lips. Do you understand?" they just remained silent.

"Here are more books that will help you in your roles. I expect both of you to read and get as much information by tomorrow. And I also bought you these clothes that you will wear. The bag with maternity clothes are Neji's." after receiving them, Neji inspected his bag of clothes.

"Why don't I have pants" Neji asked

"Why of course you have no pants. From tomorrow onwards you will be wearing dresses" he just stood there, not wanting to speak a word when a question hit him.

"Lady Tsunade, may I ask why I am assigned this mission? If it was for my keikei genkai, why not other Hyuuga women?"

"You're right, it was because of you're keikei genkai and I know that you're the one who has chakra control more than anyone. As I have said the cloth that you will be using needs great chakra control and I fear if anyone in your branch was to use this cloth, they may not be able to handle it properly. And if you're also wondering why you of all boys is because you could actually pass off easily as a girl without using chakra. The reason why no shinobi has been successful in completing this mission is because of the chakra they cause. The enemies senses their chakra whenever they search for information, even masking it would be useless." He nodded, convinced with the explanation..

"Have you decided what time will you go tomorrow?"

"Yes, we have decide that it's best if we leave at dawn and and arrive at the village at around noon by foot to avoid being suspicious" Kiba replied.

"Very well then, if there is no more question, you are dismissed" with a short nod, they both left their hokage.

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As they were leaving the hokage tower, they both bumped to an orange-wearing blonde.

"Hey watch where you're… oh it's you guys. Sorry about that. Let me help you pick up those books instead. H-hey are these what they think they are?. It is! Don't tell me you're going to be parents. So who are the poor girls you've knocked up, huh? Are they pretty? Tell me, tell me!" Naruto said, being excited about what he had seen.

"Naruto, shut up. We are not going to be parents!" they both yelled in unison.

"yeah? Then why do you have those books."he said pointing towards the books.

"well we were asked by a couple to return these books to the library"Kiba said shakily.

"sure…"

"We'll just be on our way." Said the brunette who was slowly getting annoyed.

"Okay see you then soon" the blonde said waving good bye.

AN~

(1) I don't know if Kiba has even kissed a girl or a boy(like naruto andsasuke).