I've been reading a lot of crack fics recently. I fear it's kind of rubbed off on my story. You'll have to let me know what you guys think.
Anyways, here's chapter 25! I hope you like it and please, please review!
When she and Kanda finally return to the Order, Robin starts to head toward their room when a voice from behind stops them.
"So I take it our plan worked?"
Lavi leans against the wall with a huge grin.
"Yup." Robin says. She squeezes Kanda's hand next to her and he "ches", refusing to let the rabbit see the smile painted across his lips.
"Good." Lavi says, nodding. "So how would you like to join the others with our own little get-together?"
"Get-together?" Robin asks.
"No way in hell." Kanda says.
"Aww Yuu, come on." Lavi whines. "It'll be fun!"
"Don't call me that!" He growls.
"What about you Robin?" Lavi asks, looking toward her expectantly. Robin gives him a weak smile.
"Sorry, but I'll have to pass." She says. Lavi pouts. His one, green eye suddenly flashes. He lunges at Kanda and pulls the angry samurai's arms to his back.
"What the hell?!" Kanda growls.
"Now Allen! Lenalee!" Lavi yells. Two dark green pigtails and a head of white hair appear out of nowhere. Lavi reaches around the thrashing Kanda and grabs Mugen. He tosses the katana to Lenalee who giggles and runs down the hall.
"Wait! What?!" Robin yells. Before she can act, Allen grabs her arm and starts dragging her after Lenalee.
"Lavi!" Kanda yells.
Lavi gulps and releases him, running for his life. Kanda gets up and chases after him. Lavi runs down several different hallways with Kanda close on his tail. The rabbit nearly cries with joy when he see's Allen leading Robin through a door. The red head runs into the room and Kanda follows.
"Looks like everyone's here." Lenalee says with an evil grin. She closes the door behind Kanda and clicks the lock, making Robin and Kanda flinch.
"Baka usagi!" Kanda growls. Lavi whimpers and hides behind Robin, standing with Allen. She looks around and realizes they're in Allen's room. Aside from Lenalee, Lavi and Allen, she spots Miranda and Krory sitting on the floor opposite her.
"What is this?" Robin asks. Lavi grins.
"A little get-together." He says.
"No way!" Kanda yells.
"Oh really?" Lenalee holds up Mugen for him to see and he snarls at the pigtailed girl.
"Don't worry." Lavi says. "You can have Mugen back after a few rounds."
"Rounds of what?" Robin asks. The red head, clearly having been waiting for her to ask, grins and spins around, holding up a stash of bottles. Her jaw drops.
"Alcohol?!" She yells. "Isn't it illegal for anyone here to drink?"
"Miranda is 26." Lenalee says. Miranda lets out a nervous squeak. Robin starts to say something about how out of everyone here, Miranda's probably the last one who should be drinking, but Lenalee cuts her off.
"The Order lowers the legal drinking age to 16." Lenalee answers.
"Okay," She says. "But still, isn't it dangerous?"
"You worry too much Robin!" Lavi says, cheerfully placing a bottle of liquor in her hands. She groans and glares at the bottle, starting to feel sick.
"You don't like alcohol?" Krory asks. Robin frowns.
"I've always associated drinking with Master Cross." She says. "As you can probably guess it's not something I'm fond of."
"I know what you mean." Allen says.
The two of them think of their days with Cross and let out a collective shudder. Lavi laughs and hands Kanda a bottle of his own. He glares daggers at the rabbit and slumps down on the floor next to Robin. After watching a few of the others taking sips from their drinks, Robin sighs and takes a sip of her own. She nearly chokes and she coughs as the alcohol burns her throat. Lavi and Lenalee chuckle at her reaction and she blushes, trying to hide next to Kanda.
"So," Lavi says with a cheerful smile. "Who's up for a game?"
"Ooooh, how about the King Game?" Lenalee suggests. Lavi's smile grows.
"That will work great!" The rabbit says, reaching for a handful of Popsicle sticks and a maker.
"What's the King Game?" Robin asks.
"It's when everyone picks out a numbered stick from a hand." Lenalee explains. "One person will get the king stick. He or she picks one or more numbers, and whoever has that numbered stick has to do whatever the king says."
"Sounds like way too much power for one person." Robin mutters. Lavi ignores her and triumphantly holds out a handful of Popsicle sticks. Lenalee giggles and everyone grabs one. Robin sighs and grabs her own.
"So who's the King?" Lavi asks. "The King has the crown." Robin glances down at the end of her stick and frowns at the cheerfully doodled picture that somewhat resembles a crown.
"I guess I'm King." She says. "So what? I pick a number and make them do anything?" Lavi nods and Robin thinks. "Um, I guess numbers two and three have to hold hands?" Lavi and Krory grab hands and the red head raises an eyebrow to her.
"You know, this game tends to be a bit more risque." He says. Robin shrugs and replaces the stick.
"Okay, next round!" Lavi says. Everyone takes a new stick and he chuckles. "So who is the King?"
Lenalee giggles evilly and everyone turns to look toward her.
"And what does the King desire?" Lavi asks her.
"That number four and number seven have to make out for a solid minute and number seven has to describe it to everyone here."
Robin sweat drops. She glances down at her number and pales when she realizes she's number seven.
"So who are our lovely victims?" Lavi asks cheerfully.
"I'm number four." Allen, of all people, says. Robin turns to him and shows everyone her number.
"Seven." Robin says. Lenalee suddenly squeals with joy.
"Yay for yaoi! Yay for yaoi!" She chirps. Next to her Kanda growls angrily and pulls Robin away from the white-headed exorcist.
"No fucking way." He growls.
"It's just a game." Robin says. He glares at her and Lavi pouts.
"Yeah Yuu." Lavi says. "It's just a game! Let them kiss!" Kanda snarls at the rabbit.
"This is stupid." Kanda says. He moves to leave and Lenalee holds up Mugen. She smirks and Kanda sits back down, muttering angrily in Japanese. Robin sighs and turns to Allen, who's face is bright red.
"It's just a minute?" Robin asks Lenalee.
"With tongue." Lavi adds and the pigtailed girl nods with agreement. Robin frowns. Of course.
"So, um..." Allen mumbles nervously. Robin gives him a friendly smile and presses their lips together.
"I don't see tongue." Lavi says, taking another sip of his drink. Robin groans, annoyed, and pulls them deeper into the kiss, making Kanda growl with rage. After a minute, they pull away gasping for breath. Allen's face is bright red and Lenalee shrieks with joy.
"So what was it like?!" The pigtailed girl asks.
Robin's face flushes. "It was nice." Robin says. "I had no idea Allen's lips were so soft." Allen turns an even brighter red while Lenalee leans closer, engrossed with her description. "But,"
"Yeah?!" She asks. Robin sweat drops.
"It kind of tasted like mitarashi dango." She says. Lavi and the others burst into laughter and Allen slumps in his spot, blushing profusely.
"That's so like moyashi!" Lavi hollers.
"Shut up." Allen says, looking away. They play the next round and everyone grabs a number.
"Sweet!" Lenalee says. "I'm King again!" She looks around the group with a mischievous grin. Robin shivers, expecting the worst.
"Okay!" Lenalee says. "I'm gonna go easy for now and make everyone answer a question." Robin relaxes. She can handle a question.
"You have to confess who it is you have a crush on. If you're in a relationship, then you have to spill something about your partner in bed."
Robin sneaks a peek at Kanda and pales. She's so dead.
"We'll start with Krory." Lenalee says cheerfully.
"The only one I will ever love is my sweet Eliade." He answers. Lavi and Allen exchange a melancholy smile.
"Oh, I'm next." Miranda says, nervously. Her fingers fidget in her lap and she blushes. "I-I kind of like Marie. B-but there's no way I could ever ask him out! I-I m-mean what if he hates me!? Ooooh, I know he must hate my guts!" She collapses on the floor and Lenalee pats her shoulder to comfort her.
"Marie doesn't hate you." The pigtailed girl reassures her. "I'm pretty sure he likes you too."
"R-really?" She asks. Lenalee nods and she blushes again.
"So Kanda?" Lavi asks, his one eye gleaming evilly.
Everyone leans closer to hear what he has to say. They all know she and Kanda are together, they just want to hear what kind of humiliating tidbit he has to offer. Those vultures.
Kanda smirks. "Robin is uke." He says and Lenalee squeals. Robin death glares him, but he ignores her. "He's relatively submissive." Robin raises an eyebrow and he smirks. "After he puts up a fight first."
"That's great and all." Lenalee says. "But what about something a little more juicy?"
"Well, Robin has some weird fetishes. Like this one time," Her eyes widen in horror as she realizes what he's going to say. She jumps up and shoves a hand over his mouth.
"Robin?!" Lenalee asks.
"No!" She says. "You promised not to say anything about that!" Kanda chuckles and moves her hand away.
"Fine baka." He says. Robin takes a deep breath and settles back down at his side. Everyone exchanges an odd look at them.
"But," Lenalee starts.
"We do not speak of it." Robin growls. "Now, for my turn you should all know that Kanda is freaking sadistic in bed." She glares at him and he chuckles.
"I didn't know you were into S&M Robin." Lavi says. Her and Kanda glare at him.
Lenalee pouts and thankfully continues with the circle.
"So Allen," Lavi asks. "Got a crush on anyone?"
Allen blushes and looks away. Kanda glares at him and pulls Robin closer.
"Do I have to?" Allen asks. Lavi and Lenalee nod. He sighs and his blush reddens. "I like Robin."
"WHAT?!" Everyone yells. The rest of the group stares at him as he tries to hide. Robin blushes and stares at him, completely taken off guard.
"I had no idea." Robin says. "I'm so sorry." Allen shrugs.
"It's okay." He says. "I understand you have feelings for Kanda."
"You're so lucky Robin!" Lenalee chirps. Robin sweat drops.
"Oh? And how do you figure that?"
Lenalee grins. "You are now part of a beautifully crafted homosexual love triangle between the cute and loveable Allen and the strong and sexy Kanda. Congratulations!"
"Gee, thanks." She mutters.
"Okay, okay," Lavi says. "Let's move on. As for me, I don't have anyone. Though if you know any girls looking for a gorgeous rabbit boyfriend, you know who to call."
Kanda rolls his eyes at Lavi's obvious lie and Robin frowns, silently apologizing to Raven.
"So on to the next round!" Lenalee says. They draw Popsicle sticks again. Lavi grins like a three year old and holds the king stick in the air like a trophy. Allen frowns and glances down at his own number. He's number three.
"Okay!" Lavi says. "I'm going to pick number five and..." He glances around the circle. Anything but number three. Anything but number three. "And number three!" Allen groans and silently curses that stupid rabbit. Next to Robin, Kanda growls, annoyed.
"What do you want me to do now, baka?" Kanda asks. Lenalee giggles.
"Allen and Kanda," She says. "Sweet! What are you going to make them do Lavi?!"
Lavi laughs evilly. "You two have to cross-dress until the end of the game."
"WHAT?!" Both of them yell. Lavi bursts into laughter and Lenalee grins evilly.
"Take them away Lenalee!"
Lenalee nods happily and drags the two struggling exorcists out of the room. Lavi, Krory, Miranda and Robin sit in the room in awkward silence. Robin takes a sip of her drink and cringes, still not use to the taste.
"So..." Lavi says, when there's screaming from down the hall. There's two loud whacks and the screaming stops. Suddenly the door to Allen's room opens and Kanda and Allen walk in wearing long, Victorian style dresses. Allen's dress is bright purple, while Kanda's is hot pink.
"Huh." Robin says. "I guess I was wrong. Flamingo pink is your color after all."
Kanda glares daggers at her and Lavi laughs.
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel," Lavi sings. "Let down your long hair."
Kanda glares at Lavi with a murderous twinge in his eyes. Robin shivers. If it wasn't for Mugen being in Lenalee's possession, Lavi would be a pile of meaty bits.
"Why you little..." Kanda growls.
"Come on Yuu!" Lavi cheers. "The King commands it!" Kanda growls and lets his long, blue hair fall free. Lenalee squeals and Robin looks away, grabbing the bridge of her nose. He stalks over to Robin's side and slumps down next to her. She silently hands him the bottle of liquor and he takes a long gulp.
"You're quiet Allen." Lenalee comments. He shrugs.
"I'm getting used to this." He says and sits back down on the opposite side of Robin. After another uncomfortable moment of silence, they draw sticks again. Robin glances down at her stick and sighs when she sees the drawing of a crown.
"So Robin is King again?" Lavi says. "Sweet, Robin is so nice. We can all just relax and-"
"Lavi is telling Komui that he got Lenalee pregnant." She says.
Everyone stops and gapes at her. She smirks evilly.
"What?" She says. "I've been taking notes." She leans closer to Kanda and their lips meet. Lenalee squeals and nosebleeds.
"Yuu's corrupted him!" Lavi yells.
"Just do it, baka." Kanda says, playing with a strand of her hair.
"But he didn't even do it right!" Lavi whines. "He didn't pick out my number! He can't do that!"
"Yeah, I can." She says. She points to the Popsicle stick and gives the rabbit a smug smile. "King." She sings. Lavi groans. There's a knock on the door and Lenalee smiles.
"I'll get it." She says. She opens the door and Komui nearly suffocates her.
"Oh my sweet Lenalee!" He says. "I was looking all over for you!" Next to him, Reever sighs and looks around Lenalee's brother.
"So this is where you've all been." Reever glances around and nearly chokes when he spots Kanda and Allen in their lavish, princess gowns.
"Not one word." Kanda growls.
"You know what?" Reever says. "I'm not even going to ask. Come on, Chief."
They turn to leave and Robin motions for Lavi. He silently pleads with her and Robin shakes her head. Lavi whimpers and stands.
"Wait, Komui." Lavi says.
"Oh, yes Lavi?" Komui asks cheerfully. Lavi switches their places so he's by the door.
"You see," Lavi says. "I got Lenalee pregnant."
"YOU DID WHAT?!"
"Bye!" Lavi bolts down the hallway and out of sight. Another second later, Komui runs after him.
"HOW DARE YOU DEFILE MY SWEET LENALEE! YOU MUST DIE! SIR KROMLIN, KILL THAT FILTHY OCTOPUS!"
There's a loud boom and a bloodcurdling scream, courtesy of Lavi. Everyone sits in silence.
"Wait, Lenalee you're pregnant?!" Reever asks. Lenalee shakes her head.
"No, it was a dare." The pigtailed girl explains.
"Wait, then shouldn't we help him?"
There's another loud scream and everyone shrugs.
"I'm sure he'll be fine." Robin says. Reever sighs and walks down the hallway, muttering to himself. Lenalee closes the door behind him and retakes her seat.
"Shall we continue?" Lenalee asks cheerfully.
"Might as well." Allen answers. Everyone draws a new Popsicle stick and Lenalee giggles again.
"Again?!" Allen asks.
"What can I say?" Lenalee says. "I'm pretty lucky. Anyways, since we can pick people now I'm gonna have to go with Miranda." Miranda yelps and looks at her with wide eyes.
"Y-yes?" She asks. Lenalee smiles.
"You have to ask Marie out on a date." The pigtailed girl answers. Miranda blushes and looks away, nervously tugging at her brown hair.
"Now let's keep going." Lenalee says. Everyone takes a new stick and searches around for the King.
"Oh, it's me." Krory says. "I guess Allen and Robin have to have a drinking contest."
"Yeah!" Lenalee says. "How about the loser has to kiss Lavi when he gets back?"
"If he gets back." Allen says.
Krory nods and a line of liquor bottles are set up between Robin and Allen. The two of them shrug and after the signal from Lenalee, start guzzling the drinks. The alcohol tastes awful to her, but Robin ignores it and focuses on swallowing. There is no way in hell she's going to kiss the rabbit. Not after last time.
She finishes her first bottle and starts on the second. A second later, Allen downs his first and begins his second right along with her. It isn't until Robin is nearly done with her fifth that the alcohol hits her system. She groans and a red tint is painted across her cheeks. Allen looks tipsy as well with his own cheeks flushed. Robin forces the bottle to her lips and drinks. Allen does the same, when the bottle slips from his fingers and lands on the floor.
"That's it." Allen says. "I'm done."
"Yay!" Robin says, raising the bottle in the air. The glass bottle slips and shatters into pieces. She looks down at her now bloody, cut open hands and giggles.
"Robin!" Kanda says. She pokes the cuts, while her innocence slowly begins to heal the wounds.
"I think Robin is drunk." Lenalee says. Kanda frowns and sits Robin on his lap with his arms wrapped around her, keeping her from hurting herself anymore.
"Kanda's so pretty as a girl." Robin says, playing with his hair. "Though I'm not a huge fan of yuri."
Kanda sighs and Robin snuggles against his chest. The door to the room opens and Lavi runs in out of breath, slamming the door behind him.
"Thank the lord I'm alive!" The red head says. "So what did I miss?"
Allen grabs the rabbit by the shirt and slams him against the door. The white headed exorcist presses his lips against the other boy's. Lenalee squeals with joy and surprisingly, Lavi kisses back, starting up a very steamy make out session.
"Yay for yaoi!" Lenalee cheers. "Yay for yaoi!"
"Yay for yaoi!" Robin says before her eyes slowly shut and she snores into Kanda's chest.
Kanda glances around at the situation. Miranda is hyperventilating in the corner, Lavi and Allen are on the floor making out with Lenalee fangirling over them, and Krory is watching it all with a very confused expression on his face. Kanda sighs, exhausted, and picks up Mugen, left unguarded on the floor. He leaves the room with a drunk Robin in his arms and starts heading back to their room, his long pink dress trailing after him.
"Che." Kanda says, stalking down the hall. "This is why I hate get-togethers."