Chapter 63

What You Covet Just Might Eat Your Stupid Ass

Luke's POV

Something that Craig had said the night we bled that vampire dry had stuck in my craw. I knew it was dumb to keep thinking it, but what WAS the Rev and his wife gonna do with all that blood? That was like the sixth vamp in a month that we'd drained and left to burn in the glory of Gods fiery awesomeness. Also known as the sun to outsiders.

This warrior stuff had sure sounded fun when I signed up but I was getting sick of it quick. No drinking, no dancing, no pussy. I know Jesus would be mad at me if he was to hear me whine about not getting' my dick wet, but I had a serious case of the smurf balls, blue that is. It was getting harder and harder to find places to beat off while I thought about the rev's wife. DAMN! Sarah was a hot little number, tight body and I knew the Rev. wasn't working her right. That's why she was all over some of the boys down here in the dorm. I don't know if she'd actually done the deed with any of them but a few sure swore she did. Garrett claimed that she'd blown him in the Church choir loft. Cut Garrett out of that scenario and add me, and I'd had enough whacking material for a good three days.

Poor Garrett and Craig. They'd been my partners since we all got here to L.O.D.I. Boot camp. And now they were dead. Craig's head had been ripped right off of his body and Garrett was found in a million tiny pieces. It had been my nightly ritual of jerking off that had saved me. When they came around to get volunteers for a spur of the moment capture called in by a righteous civilian, I had been out in the picnic pavilion, flogging my dolphin to a copy of the JC Penney catalog. Some of the bra's in there were HOT and it didn't hurt to think about the titties that were inside of them! So, yeah, I can say that masturbation saved my life that night cause I would have surely been one of those seven that died in battle against the children of Satan.

I was thinking about sneaking off somewhere and rubbing one out again when I heard my name being called.

"McDonald! Yo, Luke!" It was Scotty. He hated me, that was for damn sure. I didn't believe for one second that he'd stuck it Sarah's ass like he said he did. She seemed like an exit only kinda woman.

"Yeah, bro?"

"Phone call up front." Her jerked his thumb towards the community room where the phone was.

What the hell? Who the hell even knew I was here? My whole family thought I'd joined the Merchant Marines.

"Thanks." Maybe it was The Rev with another mission, or maybe it was that hot little bitch wife of his. Maybe it was my turn in the choir loft. HELL YEAH!

The community phone was in the front of the dorm and I ran for it. Man, please let it be Sarah! I put the receiver to my ear and said in my manliest voice.

"You got him."

Sookie's POV

I shivered with anticipation as I waited for Luke to come to the phone. I hoped to be able to glamor him through the phone lines but even if I couldn't, he surely wouldn't be able to pass up a piece of ass, now would he?

Eric standing so close to me made me a little self conscious. I could feel the lust radiating off of him and it was making it hard for me to concentrate. Especially when he leaned over and took a deep breath in as his lips hovered a fraction of nothing above my neck. Ruthless!

"You got him!" Yeah, I got the idiot of the year.

"Luke honey, it's Michelle! You remember me don't you? We met at that little place in Shreveport." That was vague enough to be anywhere. Let's hope he was as dumb as he looked and sounded.

"Sure, sure I do. How are you?" It sounded like who are you but I played along.

"You know, I haven't stopped thinking about you since you told me how good you were at eatin' pussy. Baby, I sure would like to find out first hand. Cause I know how to please a hot stud such as yourself."

Oh my god, Eric had just put his hand down my pants! I moaned and that really seemed to get Luke's interest.

"What are you doing right now?"

Eric had his hand rubbing me in all the right places and I moaned again.

"Oh, Luke, I've got a finger all over my clit and I'm about to come. Won't you meet me somewhere and do this for me?"

"When and where?" I could hear him drooling. I hadn't needed the glamor after all. I just needed a six foot plus tall vampire fingering me while I talked dirty to the intended target.

I gave him directions to a cabin that Eric owned on Cross Lake. Eric had decided on it because it was secluded and surrounded by acres of woods.

"My daddy owns it, sugar and I know we won't be interrupted while we get nasty with each other. We can be as loud as we want, we can fuck like animals in the woods. Anything, and I mean anything goes." My moan got louder as Eric pressed harder and rubbed faster.

"You sure you know who you're talking to? I mean, I hope you mean me but I don't want to go all the way out there just for nothing cause I ain't who you thought I was."

"Luke McDonald, about five-nine, black hair and blue eyes. You were driving a black Tahoe when I met you. Oh FUCK YEAH!"

"Yeah, that's me alright."

"How soon can you meet me there?"

"I'll be on my way in five and be there within an hour, I think."

"Drive like the wind, stud. I can't wait to wrap my legs around your head."

"Jesu... I mean, dang. You keep talking like that and my guns gonna go off in my britches."

"Don't be late! I've got the condoms, lube and kinky stuff to keep us busy all night long, cowboy."

"I'm on my way. And ma'am?"

"Yes?"

"You can count on me."

I hurriedly hung up the phone, it wouldn't do to have him hear me crying Eric's name over and over as his hand brought me to a frantic release. I was holding onto his wrist and pressing my crotch into his hand. The climax was so sweet it was almost painful. Eric had gotten me off while I was standing in a lighted phone booth outside of a GrabbitQuik mart. I really didn't even care who saw. I wanted to throw him to the ground and have my way with him after he took his hand from my pants and put his fingers into his mouth. How was it fair to the rest of us that he had gotten so much of that seductive power?

"Well played, alskarinna."

"Thanks for the hand." Damn this was gonna be a good night!

Luke's POV

Hot diggity damn! Ask and ye shall receive. I knew this faithful to god stuff was gonna work out! It was like an answered prayer for poon tang! I did my best to hide my woody as I walked back into the dorm. I didn't need to draw attention.

"Where you off to so late, McDonald?" Damn that nosy fucker, Scotty!

"Official business for the Rev. Can't talk about it." I grabbed my keys and jogged to my Tahoe. I was finally gonna have sex with someone other than my second cousin, Lexie. YEEEE HAW!