Chapter 70
Paid In Full, With Interest(ed)
Parties Watching
The Summit between Pam and Sookie to negotiate the In's and Out's (hee hee hee) of the "repayment" inside of a small coffee shop in Shreveport.
"So Pam, I take it things went well for you last night after we spoke on the phone?"
"Much better than I could have anticipated. Quinn may have found me to be a little bit of a pain in his ass, but we worked it out." Pam's secretive smile did not escape Sookie's gaze. It didn't take her long to ascertain that both women had participated in a similar activity last night and that Eric should count himself lucky that all he got up his ass was a finger.
"Really Pam? I plastic cucumber?"
"What can I say? It was the first thing I saw that was remotely dick shaped. So that's what he got. He's very dominant and I have allowed myself to become somewhat submissive to him. I just felt that he needed to know that the possibility was there of the situation flipping around. As much as he protested that he didn't like it, he came like a motherfucker without me even touching his dick."
"Well, there is that whole thing that makes some men wonder, 'If I enjoy things in my ass, does that make me gay?'. Quinn is a pretty macho guy but I think you can bring him around to your way of seeing things." Now Sookie was the one who couldn't hide her smile and Pam was on her like white on rice.
"Do tell, mistress. What happened with you and the Viking last evening to make you smile that way?"
"We had a similar experience. I was kinder with my exploration tool than you were, however. I merely used a finger."
"YOU HAD A FINGER IN NORTHMAN'S ASS?"
Everyone in the small coffee shop turned to stare at the two women who were obviously vampires. Normally, Sookie would have shrunk and done her best to hide out of embarrassment. Not anymore, she was actually annoyed when people held their gaze on her too long.
"Did I say finger? I mean to say I had my TONGUE shoved up inside his ass. MMMMMMM!"
Pam's laughter echoed through the small shop and a few people got up to hurry out. The remaining did their best to appear uninterested.
"Sookie, I always loved embarrassing you and seeing the blush grace your lovely skin, the smell was intoxicating! But I must admit that I love the new, brazen you even more." The laughter continued as the two exchanged more stories about their lovers. Finally they turned to the business at hand.
"Pam, we really should discuss tonight. I want to know specifically what you expect from me and I want to tell you what I expect from you. I will admit that this has been on my mind since before my change and frequently since then."
"I think we should call it off." Sookie was shocked, she never in a million years would have expected those words from Pam.
"Why? Is it Quinn? Is he against it?"
"No, it's nothing like that. He's all for it and hoped to watch you and I together." Pam sighed and took Sookie's hand in hers across the small table. " I hope you won't be offended when I tell you this because I mean it in the best possible way my friend. You don't hold the same sexual fascination for me now that you're a vamp." Again, nothing that Sookie could have foreseen. "It was your humanity and the experience of fucking you while mortal that had me all excited. Vamps just don't do it for me. Eric is the only one who ever held my attention and interest and I'm sure you know why."
"Well, I'm glad for your honesty Pam. I won't lie and tell you I'm not disappointed about this. It's something I was looking forward to but I totally respect your wishes."
The two women got up to leave, neither of them having touched the bottles of True Blood sitting in front of them. Pam felt Sookie grab her arm and motioned that they should sit back down.
"So Pam, to clarify, the only reason you want to call this off is because I'm no longer human. If I were still human, we would still be on for tonight. Correct?"
"Well, yes, but it's impossible so why even talk about it anymore?"
"Pam, my future lover, nothing is truly impossible. You will learn a lot about me in the coming days that you're gonna find too out-there to be true. I don't want to spoil this awesome surprise that I've come up with just now, so go back to the penthouse and wait with the guys. I'll be along shortly. Between the three of you, decide what the rules are before I get there and I swear to follow them. Deal?"
Sookie stuck her hand out and waited for Pam to reciprocate. Pam figured the bitch had lost her damn mind and now she would have to go back to the penthouse and tell her master the bad news.
They shook on the deal and Pam started making her way back to the rented hotel suite while Sookie headed for her old house in Bon Temps. There was only one outfit that would do this night justice and it was hanging in her old closet.
Meanwhile, across town in the penthouse of the Hotel L'Obtenir Sur, there were two extremely anxious supernatural male beings in the extremely uncomfortable predicament of having to make small talk while waiting for their women.
"So, you are well, Quinn?"
"Yeah, my ass hurts a little but I'm okay. Don't ask." The weretiger threw him a loaded glare and hesitated before sitting down on the couch.
"I can only imagine, having been with Pam many years ago and knowing that her appetite runs towards the more, shall we say, exotic."
"Dude, she stuck a fucking plastic cucumber up my dumper when I wasn't looking. I ain't gonna shit right for a week!"
"How big of a ... you know?" Eric couldn't help himself.
"Big, like summer sausage big." The grimace on his face brought a laugh to Eric's throat that he tastefully covered with a polite cough. The fact that vampires have no need to cough escaped Quinn as he ruminated about his violated off ramp. Eric blurred to sit directly in front of him and looked him in the eyes.
"Between you and me, man to man, supe to supe. Did you like it?" Eric's expression assured Quinn that he wasn't fucking with him in any way.
"Yeah, bro. It was pretty hot once I fucking got over the initial shock. Jesus Christ I hope that doesn't make me gay." The Weretiger put his face in his hands and rubbed his eyes with his fingers.
"Were you pretending it was a man's penis inside of you while she did the thing... with the thing?" Eric was having a hard time saying what had occurred out loud. This conversation was pushing the boundaries for both of them. That was saying a lot when you considered what they thought would be taking place in this very room.
"No way, bro! Jesus Harold Christ! ... uck!"
"Then you're not gay." The vampire said it so matter of factly that Quinn couldn't protest him saying it in the first place.
"Well, thanks for that, I guess."
"I had a finger in my ass last night. It was incredible." The Vikings sudden admission stunned Quinn but he was thankful to hear it. That had levelled the playing field quite a bit.
"Do you think the women-folk consulted and planned the anal assaults on us?"
"I can't say, it sounds like something Pam would do but not so much Sookie. Although Sookie may well have gathered from Pam's subconscious that she was planning such a thing."
"She can do that?"
"That and so much more than I am willing to give you specifics on."
"Understood, bro." Quinn shifted uncomfortably on the couch and winced at the tenderness of his O-Ring. "What do you think's taking so long?"
Quinn was anxious to have Pam near him again. He wasn't entirely comfortable being alone with such a tempermental vamp, especially one who's blood-bonded mate was someone that he had once openly declared an interest in.
"I feel Pam is near, she's in the elevator now. But Sookie is not with her." Eric's look was worried and he stood to greet Pam as she stepped off of the private lift.
"Northman, your woman has lost control of her faculties!"
"What do you mean?"
"I tried to call this off, explaining NICELY that since she was a vamp now, she didn't have the same sexual draw as before to me. She starts babbling about specifics and how if she was still human, I wouldn't be calling it off and I should get back here and set the ground rules up with you guys before she got here." Pam paused as she noticed the growing tent in her maker's pants. "Dear god, the master has lost it too." She threw her hands up and flopped next to Quinn on the couch. She could barely stifle her laugh when he moaned as he action made him shift from one cheek to the other.
"We have much to discuss before my bonded makes it back. Trust me when I say that Sookie will find a way to make this happen." Eric was excited and extremely animated as he opened the negotiations.
So for the next hour they planned the specifics. Quinn was not interested in fucking Sookie nor was Eric interested in fucking Pam. There wasn't even a question of guy on guy since neither was gay and they knew this without a doubt. Nothing but manly males here. So that basically left Pam on Sookie and vice versa while the men watched and if they so decided (like it was even a question) they could join with their own mates at some point.
The conversation had lulled when Eric sat forward in his seat, his eyes dilated and his mouth open. Soon Pam caught a whiff of the same and Quinn heard the machinery of the elevator kick into gear.
"I hear a heartbeat and I smell fae blood." Pam drooled.
" I told you Sookie would find a way and she surprises me yet again."
"How would she come by a human with fae blood so quickly?"
The elevator door opened and Sookie stepped out alone, wearing the same dress she had worn the first time she had visited Fangtasia. Her face was flushed from running from the cab to the elevator. The stares of the three who were so obviously ogling her deepened her blush and quickened her heartbeat.
"What in the fuck is going on here?" Pam was torn between extreme arousal and utter confusion and the battle was driving her crazy.
"Amazing creature." Eric stood and extended his hand to his for now human mate.
Sookie Stackhouse was about to rock some worlds.
