****WARNING!****

This chapter is by far the most graphic I have EVER written! If girl on girl action, ball licking, references to my favorite song by The Lonely Island titled "Jizz in my Pants", descriptive writing about two tongues on one vagina or the mere fact that your underwear may evaporate from the hotness of this chapter offends you, read no further! For the rest of you sick and depraved people (my kinda people) read on and don't say I didn't warn you!

Chapter 71

Debt Consolidation

In the old farmhouse on Hummingbird Lane, a piece of college ruled notebook paper lay covered in scribbled notes on the kitchen table.

I, Sookie Stackhouse, wish to be human again for one night only and I wish to increase the amount of fae in my family history to half, and I wish to be able to be glamored by the vampires involved with this night, with the night in question being this very night and starting when I exit the cab in front of the Hotel L'Obtenir Sur, and this change in my condition will last only until everyone in the penthouse suite of the Hotel L'Obtenir Sur had been sexually satisfied and no one feels they are owed anything more in repayment of any kind, OR until the sun comes up at which time, with either OR both of these conditions being met, I will immediately revert back to exactly the same state of existence with the same exact abilities that I currently have while making this wish and furthermore, anything I may have forgotten to include in this wish that may alter me in any respect must be set right by default. There is a furious mark left by the erasor of the pencil used here and the period is changed to a comma. And I want to make the weretiger involved susceptible to fae blood on the same level as the vampires there in the room and to have everyone's inhibitions lowered but not to the point that I have to watch my beloved Eric take it in the ass from or give it in the ass to Quinn and I want to retain the ability to read supe and vamp minds for the duration of my human condition.

The ghost of Adele Stackhouse stood there and read the hastily written script for Sookie's wish. She shook her head and muttered to the empty house.

"What I wouldn't give to be alive again and have a libido like that."

The penthouse of the Hotel L'Obtenir Sur

Sookie's POV Quinns thoughts are in bold, Eric's thoughts are in italics,Pam's are underlined.

They're all staring at me like I'm the last hot dog and they're all effing starved. What in the hell had I been thinking? My restored heartbeat pounded like a tribal drum. I should have asked for bravery because all that new boldness left when I wished to be human again. Eric stood and held his hand out for me. I could hear Quinn's mind when the effect of the fae blood and the part I had included in the wish for him finally merged.

Fuck! She smells irresistable and delicious. I knew I said I didn't wanna fuck her but damn, how can I not? I'm gonna jizz in my pants from the smell of her.

How in the hell did she pull this off? What kind of secrets are she and the Viking hiding from me? Who fucking cares, I'm going to eat her alive, make her come harder than any man ever could.

I will never underestimate my lover again. Amazing, amazing, amazing.

I took Eric's offered hand and gasped at the surge of lust that passed to me. Maybe it had been supremely dumb to increase the amount of fae running through my veins.

"My lover, you look and smell amazing. I remember this dress very well. You couldn't have picked a better outfit. Many times have I fantasized seeing you in this very dress, fucking you senseless while I chewed it off of you." He ran a cold hand down the side of my neck and I shivered. I had forgotten how cold vampire skin felt to a human. Goose bumps covered my neck and my insides jolted.

"Sookie, I don't know the means you used to make this happen but I'm grateful that you did. I can't wait to show you just exactly HOW grateful I am." Pam stepped closer to me as she spoke, running her finger down my exposed cleavage teasingly and causing another round of chills."

"Northman, I don't know how to tell you this without ending up getting my throat ripped out but I don't know if I can resist her like I told you I would. She smells wicked good."

Eric stood in front of me and looked deep into my eyes. "Is this by your design? Would it bring you pleasure to know him tonight?"

I nodded and steadied my voice before speaking. "I owe him a debt as well for not turning me over to Bill. I wouldn't dream of excluding him if it's okay with Pam." I looked at her to gage her reaction.

"He's welcome to do whatever he likes as long as it doesn't involve certain parts of a viking. I don't think I could handle that mental image."

Everyone in attendance mumbled their agreement and then the air in the room changed. The feeling turned sexually charged and a bit predatory. I gulped loudly and felt my heartbeat accelerate. Eric's cold fingers unzipped the sleevess white dress covered with red flowers and it fell to the floor. I was completely exposed. I had known better than to wear underwear, I couldn't bear to have even one more nice bra and panty set ripped to shreds.

"You smell amazing, lover. So much more fae in you now. Maybe too much fae. I fear losing control and draining you."

"You can handle it, Eric. I just want to please you, please Pam and..." Suddenly, I didn't think that I could bear to have sex with Quinn. I was panicking, it didn't feel right. He was staring at me with naked lust and I was repulsed. I couldn't allow another man inside of me, that part of me belonged to Eric. Pam was another matter entirely, she was Eric's creation and therefore an extention of him in some sense. Quinn was a really nice guy but I wasn't going to have sex with him tonight. I found myself making a silent wish in my head.

I wish that Quinn would have the overwhelming urge to go to sleep and not wake up until this night is over.

Like clockwork, the weretiger yawned and fell backwards into an immediate and deep sleep in the sofa.

"Pam, it appears your man is a lightweight when it comes to orgies."

"That just means more fun for us, Master."

"Indeed. What shall we do with Sookie first?"

"I think, since you have had her many many times already and I am the one owed this debt, you should sit back and watch while I please your lover."

"I think that's a great way to get this started." Eric leaned in and kissed my neck, giving it a little nip with his fangs before whispering in my ear.

"Enjoy, alskarinna. I know I will."

Pam moved closer to me and kissed me softly on the lips. I hadn't known what to expect when kissing a woman, but I enjoyed the softness of her full lips on mine, the gentle, undemanding way she parted my lips with her tongue and then caressed mine with it. Her hands were at my side and did not immediately go for my breasts. She was warming me up slowly, taking her time and I was liking it a LOT.

She was walking me backwards and I felt my ass bump into the corner of the bed. She gently pushed me back until I was supine. I felt a flutter of nervousness and she sensed it. She smiled down at me and kissed me gently again. Her hand found my face and she stroked the side of it sweetly while our mouths continued their duel. I could feel my arousal multiplying with every passing second. She lowered her head to my breasts and her mouth began teasing my nipples alternately, her movements remaining gentle and soft. I moaned, this felt so good I could hardly bear it. I almost climaxed when I saw the way Eric was watching his second in command pleasure me. There was no denying he was aroused, his pants wouldn't hold up under much more strain from his erection. I reached out to his mind, eager to know what he was thinking.

....going to die from the beauty of it. My closest friend and the love of my existence, together. Too beautiful for words. So glad that Quinn is passed out. I might have killed him if he laid a finger on either of them.

The feeling of Pam's head lowering down my body, leaving kisses and fang scrapes all the way down brought me back to the situation. I was scared, I never thought in a million years that I would ever have a woman's face between my legs. I watched her as she watched me. She smiled as she inhaled deeply when she reached her destination. I couldn't break her gaze, I felt hypnotized. Her tongue snaked out and flicked lightly onto my clit, sending me into red alert. I arched my back and yelped. I heard Eric moan and I looked over at him again, he was absentmindedly rubbing his erection though the fabric of his pants. He almost looked like he was in pain. I motioned for him to join us on the bed and lifted my shoulders up so he could sit behind me.

His hands instinctively moved to my breasts after he positioned himself underneath my head and shoulders. I was watching him watch Pam as she parted me and drew a gasp from me as her tongue went into a frenzy. It was such a different feeling than when Eric had given me oral sex. Not necessarily better, but different. Pam gaged very quickly what I liked most and repeated the act of sucking on my nub and then alternating that with light friction with the end of her tongue. She did not insert any fingers in me but instead used them in conjunction with her mouth to work my center. I was sweating now, the feeling was so intense and I was getting close to climaxing. Eric shifted his position and I felt his mouth on my neck. He sucked lightly here and there, all the while watching Pam as she ate me. His hands tweaked my nipples until the ends of them were as hard as rocks. I was breathing in ragged gasps. I turned my head to kiss Eric and his lips met mine hungrily. His fangs were down and they grazed my lip and drew blood. Dangerous!

The smell alone was enough to drive both of the vampires into a frenzy. I felt Pam's teeth in my groin and Eric's in my neck in tandem. Pam kept the friction going with her thumb on my center while she drank. The feeling of having them both feed on me while she rubbed circles on my clit and Eric fondled my breasts was too much and I descended into the fire of orgasm. I felt like was suffocating but was exhilarated all at once. I didn't care one bit in that moment if I died. Not. One. Bit.

Eric was the first to stop his feeding. "Tillräcklig! Du kommer att döda henne!" Enough! You'll kill her!

Pam withdrew and instantly began licking me clean of my orgasm. Eric looked down in my eyes and smiled.

"How are you my lover? Are you enjoying yourself? I want you to enjoy yourself, I want you to feel no fear, I will keep you safe. You can trust me, alskarinna. You do trust me to keep you safe and you will fear nothing. You feel only pleasure from this point on." I figured out that he was glamoring me right before the spell took effect. Suddenly I didn't care anymore. I just wanted to be an instrument of exquisite feeling, an erotic play toy for these two vampires that I loved. I would do anything to please them and to have them please me as well. I kissed Pam as she came face to face with me again. I turned and kissed Eric and moaned into his mouth. The contrast between their kisses was incredible. I used my hands to pull their heads together until their lips met over my heaving chest. Watching them kiss was mind blowing. I felt an orgasm build from the sight of their tongues tangling together. I felt wicked in a way I never had before. I slid underneath them and off of the bed.

I pushed Pams skirt up and found that she was sans panties. Too bad, I was ready to ruin a pair of her's since I had lost so many in my adventures. She was still kissing Eric but spread herself for me. I hadn't the faintest idea what I was going to do to what was in front of me but I knew I wanted to try and please her as much as she had pleased me.

I opened her up and marveled at the view I had. I'd never paid much attention to my own vagina, I knew what felt good when I rubbed what, where and how. This thing before me was complex and beautiful in an odd way. I touched her clit with my finger tip and I felt her jerk. She was wired! I stuck my tongue out and gave it a fast lick. She moaned and I could feel her gaze, as well as Eric's upon me and what I was doing.

I ran my tongue in a circle all around her nub, using soft, gentle motions, then I sucked on it gently. She cried out and Eric was beside me in a flash, watching my every move up close. I can't begin to tell you what a turn on that was. I turned to kiss him aggressively then I pulled his face to join mine and we worked our tongues together over Pam's clit, alternating our attentions and them working together again. Eric worked a finger into her and she cried out. I could feel she was close and I wanted to be the one who made her come. I wanted to hear her scream my name while she orgasmed. I pushed Eric's face away and attacked. I licked and sucked and nibbled and fingered all in frantic succession until I felt her whole body stiffen and she cried out my name and pressed herself into my face. He body shook violently. I saw that Eric had made his way back up to the bed and was feeding from her neck as she climaxed. I grabbed her wrist and bit hard, making her cry out again. I drank from her until the tremors stopped. Then I slid to the floor, exhausted.

I felt hands lifting me onto the bed and I felt the very familiar shape of Eric's cock at my entrance. I opened my eyes and saw his naked, glorious body positioned above me. He smiled at Pam who was next to him. They were exchanging some unspoken agreement and suddenly I was flipped in the air and found Eric underneath me facing the same direction as me, Pam was kneeling on the floor in front of us.

He lowered me down onto him until he was fully inside of me. The feeling of him stretching me and filling me completely was incredible. He seemed to know how tired I was because he did all of the work, using his vampire strength to raise and lower me, making me ride him at his pace. Pam upped the ante even further when she leaned in and began giving me the same attention that she had before. There was no holding back, I came all over the place the minute I felt her tongue on me while Eric was inside of me. Less that three minutes later, under the continued attentions of the two vampires, I came again. Eric sped up his pace, he was near release and I felt Pams mouth leave my overstimulated nub and she moved her face lower. I looked down to see her applying her talents to Eric's balls. The sight of that combined with Eric's moans and impending release sent me off into another screaming orgasm that caused me to bite my tongue. I bit it so hard that I choked on the blood that rushed into my mouth. I think the smell of all that blood and Pam tonguing his balls was the combination that had him roaring like a lion as he came.

The variations from then on were only in postion. Eric never made a move to penetrate Pam although he did help me pleasure her orally a few more times. My favorite set-up had to be when I was eating her and he was behind me, slamming into me with wild abandon, doggy-style. Feeling him relentlessly pounding me while he watched me pleasure her with my mouth and she watched him fucking me from behind, what a beautiful, agonizingly pleasurable mind fuck!

Eric fucked me in every position, some of them twice. I was running down, even the exchange of blood wasn't enough to recharge my newly human again libido. I was astride him, feeling how close he was to orgasm while I watched Pam masturbate next to us on the bed, sometimes lending a helping hand to her quest for another orgasm. I felt the air in the room energize and we all seemed to reach the pinnacle of release at the same time. I leaned forward and alternated kissing Pam and the Eric, back and forth until the waves subsided. I smiled down at Eric and then froze. What the hell was going on?

I fell off of my maker and slumped to the side. Something was so wrong here. It was painful, terribly, horribly painful and I screamed out in agony. I could feel every part of me dying, cell by cell. I could feel my heart shrivel and turn to stone and I could feel all the blood that had been coursing through my veins dry into powder and then nothingness. My wish had reached fulfillment and now I was dying again. Only this time it was happening in minutes and I was aware and awake. Before, I had been blissfully unaware and it had happened gradually over three days. So much for my careful wording.

My vision went black and I could hear Eric and Pam yelling to me, trying to help frantically but there was nothing to be done. I only hoped that the rest of my wish and it's wording held up and brought me back to who I was before without too much damage. The screams got louder. I could hear Eric mostly.

"Sookie! What has she done? What have WE done?"

"Master, did we take too much? Will she be okay?"

Oddly I also heard the steady snoring of a Weretiger in the background amidst all the frantic yells and worries. The pain was lessening now.

"Her heartbeat is gone and so is the stronger smell of fae. Dear god, Pam. I think we've killed her." I heard him sob and his cry was followed by a distressed cry from Pam. Again, Quinn snored in unison. I laughed out loud and felt the both of them at my side instantly.

"Sookie, can you hear me? Mistress, please answer me!"

I opened my eyes and looked at her blood streaked face. "I can't believe that you get any rest next to that chainsaw of a boyfriend." I smiled at her and showed her some fang.

"I swear to Odin, Sookie. If this is your idea of a joke, you have a punishment coming that will have you trembling in fear for lifetimes to come." Eric was trying to sound angry but all that came through was relief.

"Trust me when I tell you both that it's no joke. I just didn't word my wish very well and I have just experienced three days worth of changing condensed into about ten minutes. It was no act."

"Your wish? I don't understand." Pam was the perfect picture of confusion. Skirt still hiked up, make-up smeared, total sex hair and blouse askew. She was adorable and I felt a twinge of lust followed by sadness. She wouldn't be interested anymore now that I was vampire again.

"Pam, there is a LOT about me that we're still finding out."

So Eric went down the list of my abilities. To Pam's credit, she wasn't angry but rather understood the need for secrecy. She hissed when he relayed the fact that there was most definitely a leak somewhere amongst our trusted. The Fellowship had far too much information that couldn't have been attained any other way.

"You're wish tonight has given me many idea's Sookie. If you can wish yourself human again, could that magic be used on someone else as well?" I knew what he was hinting at and I shook my head.

"I wouldn't wish what I just went through on my worst enemy, Eric! It was horrible. This wish thing is trouble, you can't word it right to make it safe enough. There's too many variables that can cause chaos. I consider myself the lucky recipient of dumb luck so far, since I haven't caused any more damage than I have. I think I need to get rid of this ability."

"Sookie, think about it before you do. The god's have chosen you to receive these gifts for a reason. Don't rid yourself of them without thinking of the consequences that may come from the rejection of what you've been given." Eric looked at me, his expression worried, his brow furrowed.

Pam leapt up to sit next to me and hugged me tightly. I was a little taken aback. She'd never been the type for that kind of display.

"Sookie, thank you for what you did for me. I'm in awe that you count me special enough to do something like this for me. I will never forget it in all of my days. You have made me deliriously happy. Not just with tonight, but by being a friend to me and leading me to this one." She nodded towards Quinn and we all laughed when he snorted loudly.

"Eric, with your permission, I would like to make some suggestions that just might take the sting out of Quinn not being able to participate tonight."

"Anything for you, my lover."

I wrapped myself in a sheet and walked over to Quinn. I leaned down and whispered softly in his ear, feeling my special brand of glamor take effect on his sleeping subconscious.

"Quinn, this is Sookie, I have to tell you, you were amazing. You made me come so hard with your fingers that I thought I might break in two. I understand why you couldn't fuck me though, Pam is the only woman for you. We all admire your devotion to her, even if I feel that I missed out because I didn't get to fuck you. Eric is very, VERY grateful that you stuck to your guns and kept your dick out of me."

I walked back to the bed and sat between Pam and Eric. I kissed her lightly on the lips and muttered a thank you into her ear. Then I turned to Eric and did the same.

We said nothing else to each other as we gathered our clothes and straightened the suite close to it's original state.

Quinn awoke minutes later and sat up looking startled. When he saw all of us fully clothed he was confused. "What the hell did I miss? What the fuck happened? Why am I so groggy?"

Why IS he so groggy, alskarinna?

I'll tell you when we're alone.

Pam helped Quinn up to his feet. "You were magnificent, lover. And I'm so glad you decided not to fuck Sookie, but saved it all for me instead. You fucked yourself unconscious!"

"Damn, I'm good!" he lifted a hand and waved goodbye to us. "Later guys. I had a fuckin' great time, I think."

Pam mouthed a silent thanks as she shuffled to the door with her mountain of a boyfriend. I hoped that they worked out. They were adorable together and she seemed genuinely happy. I couldn't ask for more for my friend. I felt Eric behind me and his arms slipped around my waist.

"Sookie, don't ever do that to me again." His voice was low but the warning in it was loud and clear.

"I promise, min kung, I will consult you for all future wishes before I do anything. You would know better than I how to word things to save me from going through anything like I just went through. I'm sorry to have worried you."

"Your sacrifice tonight was amazing. You run much deeper than I ever imagined and that's saying a lot. I already considered you a bottomless well of compassion and empathy but I can see it goes much further beyond that. I love you, Sookie."

"Eric, I know we promised to confess to things tonight that we had been hiding from each other. Instead can we please just start over with a promise to never do those things again? I don't see a need to wound each other. I just want to get home and make love with you until the sun comes up."

"As you wish, min drottning."

**** Okay peeps, this is the last chapter of this particular story. HOWEVER! Before you hate me too bad, I have decided to keep this little universe going with side stories to follow up on all the little sub-plots. Such as what's up with Newlin and the V? Who is the rat who's feeding the Fellowship their info? How did Sophie-Ann come by all those little bottles and what are her plans for grooming sookie and eric to ascend to the throne? What will Niall do to vampires in general to avenge his daughter being turned? I think you get my drift. Just keep checking my story page. Anything related to this fic will have a tagline saying so. Although expect those side stories to be much shorter than 71 freaking chapters! My thanks to everyone who ever reviewed! You are my reward for writing this depraved smut!

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PleasantlyWeird

***on a final note, the translation for the name of the hotel is Hotel Get It On. Me and these online translators are a dangerous combination.