Countries VS Slender

by IronyofEdginess

The Hetalia countries have discovered a random video game on the internet, and decide to take turns playing it. They've never heard of it and have no idea how to play it, but jump into it anyway. How will they react when the Slenderman comes for them?

6. Chapter 6

~France~

France scoffed. If Britain thought he could get a better score on any stupid game, he was wrong.

"Do I really need these headphones? They're going to mess up my hair!" France whined to himself as he reluctantly put the headphones over his ears. He clicked the icon on the desktop labeled "Slender" and frowned as the title screen appeared. "Such a bland title screen!" He clicked play and immediately yelled, "What a bland environment! These trees are all the same! And what is a 'page'? Some sort of romantic love letter?" he said as the words "Collect all 8 Pages" appeared at the top of the screen.

France frowned and began walking around the area. "There isn't even anything to look at besides identical trees and a very bland, unromantic sky!" He eventually approached a large tree. "Hm...I suppose I could lure some attractive women (or men) to a place like this," he thought. He noticed a piece of paper stuck on the side of the tree. "And is this one of those pages?" He held the shift key and ran up to the piece of paper, clicking as soon as he was close enough to it. A loud, steady thump boomed in France's ears as he clicked, along with "1/8 Pages Collected" across the screen.

"Agh! That's not romantic at all~!" France complained. He continued walking, this time turning to the right. He approached a large truck that looked trashed completely. "This is outrageously bland!" He exclaimed in protest, still approaching the truck all the same. He circled around to the side of the truck, and clicked, making note of the blandness of the far-from-romantic drawing on the piece of paper as he collected it. He sighed and took a sharp 180 turn.

"Agh!" France screamed similarly to an eight-year-old girl as he saw a tall man in a suit with no face. "What is this horrific, bland, un-stylish abomination!?" He screeched and examined the man in disgust. "This is outrage! What a bland outfit! And he doesn't even have a face- or worse, hair!" Static attacked the screen and suddenly the faceless man's head was right in front of the screen. The static screamed in France's ears through the headphones, which he quickly removed, still staring in disgust. The screen went black.

"Game Over. 2/8 Pages Collected."

"What a disgustingly uncultured game!" France yelled, stomping off. "I know someone bland enough to like it..." he thought. "Pssh...he's nowhere near as awesome as he says he is."