~Prussia~
"That game sounds stupid and not-awesome! There's no way the awesome me is going to play such a not-awesome game!" Prussia declared. France was trying to convince him to play Slender.
"You're just too scared to play it," France replied. Prussia looked like he'd been slapped in the face.
"ME? The AWESOME ME scared?! Yeah right, show me to the stupid game! I'll show you!The awesome me is WAY too awesome to be scared!"
"Yeah, yeah, it's on the computer," France stifled a laugh. "Just click the icon in the corner and look at the instructions before playing."
"Pssh, the awesome me does not need instructions! Instructions are for un-awesome idiots like Austria. I am way too awesome for instructions!" Prussia replied, rushing up the computer and slamming the door behind him. He laughed and shut the lights off and quickly scanned the screen for the Slender icon. "I will defeat France's silly game and then he won't be able to deny my awesomeness!" he exclaimed to himself. He clicked play and spawned in a dark forest with a dim flashlight and a lot of trees. He laughed and pressed random buttons until he knew the controls. "See? The awesome me doesn't need instructions! Kesese!" He moved forward into the forest. (he hadn't seen the "Collect all 8 Pages" across the top of the screen because he was too busy messing with the controls)
Eventually, Prussia reached the large tree in a small clearing. He laughed. "Is this un-awesome tree supposed to scary? This is so not awesome!" He cackled and circled the tree. "And look at this thing! These graphics are so un-awesome!" He thought he saw something white and square stuck on the side, but it disappeared before he got a chance to look at it. He simply shrugged and kept walking.
Within a few minutes, he'd somehow found his way back to the beginning, then the tree again. "The awesome me DOES NOT get turned around! This is obviously a glitch!" He frowned and circled the tree again, unsure of what to do. He saw the white object stuck on the side of the tree again, but this time he saw "Click to Collect" along with it. Prussia clicked, a steady heartbeat-like sound boomed from the computer. "1/8 Pages Collected"
"What is a page? And why didn't they tell me I was supposed to be looking for them? This is so un-awesome!" Prussia held the shift key and sprinted and raged his way down the path until he approached a group of rocks. "I bet another one of those un-awesome pages is stuck on these un-awesome rocks!"
Prussia ran in between the rocks in search of the page. When he found it, he jumped out of chair.
"YEAH! TAKE THAT, STUPID GAME! TASTE MY AWESOMENESS!" He jumped up and down several times before resuming the game. When he sat back down, he noticed static on the screen. "What is this un-awesome static doing here?!" He continued walking, and the static grew thicker and louder. "The Awesome Me orders this static to go away!" He yelled at the screen.
Suddenly, he noticed the reason for the static was a man in a suit with no face. "What the-Who the hell's that?!" Prussia was tempted to approach the faceless man and fight him, but turned away to get the static to stop blurring his vision. "He's not even awesome enough to fight the awesome me, so the awesome me isn't even going to bother!"
Prussia continued walking around the forest aimlessly looking for pages, and eventually came across a truck. "Oh come on," he groaned. "That truck is NOT awesome at all! NOTHING IN THESE WOODS IS AWESOME!" He walked around the broken-down truck and collected the page. As "3/8 Pages Collected" flashed across the screen, eerie background music came from the computer. "THAT IS NOT AWESOME AT ALL!" Prussia exclaimed, jumping from the chair again. "NOT. AWESOME. AT ALL."
He took a deep breath and continued playing the game. He continued down the path, secretly afraid to stray from the path. Eventually, he came to another truck, this one with a warehouse behind it. He quickly circled the truck, but there was no page. He cursed under his breath and moved to the warehouse. Behind it, the page was stuck to the wall, but along with it, the faceless man stood waiting. Prussia jumped and almost screamed, while a large boom blasted from the computer and static took over the screen.
Game Over. 4/8 Pages Collected.
"The only reason I couldn't beat it was because it was so un-awesome that the awesome me was too awesome for it, which obviously makes awesome sense. And it was un-awesomely glitched." Prussia then proceeded to boast that'd he'd easily gotten all 8 pages.