~Austria~

Austria scowled as he clicked the black icon in the corner of the screen. "What sort of stupid, virus-infested game has been put on this computer now?!" he yelled to himself as the title screen came up. His mouth dropped open when he heard the background sound effects. "Where's the music? Everyone knows any good video game needs a good soundtrack; this is worthless!"

At this point, Austria was already fuming with rage. He clicked the play button (rather forcefully) and shook his head he spawned in a dark forest with nothing but a flashlight. "There isn't even any sound besides the wind"!

"Collect all 8 Pages" flashed across the screen in white text. "What the heck is a page?!" He shouted at the screen. He pressed "w" to move forward, immediately frustrated with the slow speed. "Can't I move any faster?!" Pressing the shift key, he realized he had a sprint, though the character quickly ran out of breath. "Oh come on! This person needs some exercise!" Austria at this point was about ready to fling the computer at the wall in a rage, but remained composed and absentmindedly flipped his flashlight on and off with the "f" key.

Eventually, after what seemed like hours, he came across a large red barrel-like object in the ground. As he came closer to it, he noticed a small white square stuck on the side. "Is that supposed to be a 'page?'" he asked himself, getting closer to it. He shined his flashlight on it and left-clicked; "1/8 Pages Collected" flashed across the screen and a loud booming noise beat from the computer. Austria jumped up, screaming his head off.

"What the heck?!" He yelled, realizing it was a simple jump-scare. However, the booming noise continued to pound his his ears. He sighed in frustration. "Is this the only music I get?! This is ridiculous!" He shouted at the screen again. He strayed off the path, finding another page in the middle of a group of rocks. He found his third in a maze of yellow, rusty barrels. After finding it, an ominous sound reverberated from the speaker of the computer. Austria scowled again.

"This is a sad excuse for a video game soundtrack!"

When he turned around, however, a louder boom pounded in his ears, and a tall, faceless, man in a suit stood in front of him. Austria screamed and jumped back again, covering his eyes and almost flinging the computer across the room. When he opened his eyes again, the screen was black and read,

"Game Over. 3/8 Pages Collected." across the top in white text.

Austria shuddered and exited the room, vowing to never play a game like that again.