Hunt vs. Huts... Hunting is so much better #ralphdoesn'tunderstand
Back again readers?
Bad news: I didn't get the pig (again, ARGH! But next time-!). I was stalking it for six hours. It never knew I was there until I was right behind it. Then it looked back and saw me. I can stalk pigs perfectly, but if it can see me, it will run away. Maybe I should look into camouflage. Yes! That will work perfectly! The will never see me coming!
Anyway, when I got back, Ralph was mad. Seriously, what is more important: meat or huts? Meat, by far. Huts are boring, and not for the hunters. Ralph and Simon can build huts all day, but my hunting is more important. As I was talking to Ralph, I realized just how much he doesn't understand me. I know what I am doing, and he knows what he is doing, but we just can't seem to get each other. I guess we are still friends, but I hate it when he doesn't understand. We went to the bathing pool and got over our differences, but it still makes me uneasy.
Anyway, maybe next time I'll get the pig and Ralph will be so glad he will get over his stupid huts. Then I will generously forgive him and it will all be okay. :) Or maybe not...
-Jack
Footnote: I put on my camouflage, and I look AWESOME! The pigs will fear the bloodthirsty paint, and I will kill one!