If you didn't realise, I've re-posted all my chapters. The last chapter is completely new today, and is this one. So read that first if you haven't already. But it's been so long, I suggest you start from the beginning again- it wont take you long.

When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants

Lyrics -Nerf Herder

They were at Loki's house, sitting silently in his room. Loki sat leaning against his bookcase, nose in a book, while Kurt sat with his back against Loki's bed, drawing dirty pictures in the margins of a book Loki stole from Logan's bag.

"Loki?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you sink Tony veally meant zose sings he said about you?"

Loki looked up from his book and shrugged at Kurt before looking down again.

"It must be nice. To 'ave someone like you back." Loki didn't know how to reply to that, so just stayed silent. "Instead of being so close to somevone, loving them so much, and knowing zat tzey like somevone else." Loki missed the way Kurt looked at him then, almost with longing, willing Loki to realize something, willing him to look up and meet those eyes.

"Kurt." Loki kept his eyes down.

"Mmm?"

"I'm, I'm sorry about earlier. I didn't think."

Kurt laughed lightly. "Zats okay. I didn't veally like her zat much anyvay."

"But I thought you said you loved her."

Loki still didn't look up and Kurt went back to his drawings. "No."

"Oh, okay." Loki went back to his book and didn't look like he was going to press it any further.

Kurt looked back at Loki and added as an afterthought, too quiet for Loki to hear, "I vasn't Storm I vas talking about."

"Clint, you're such an asshole."

"What?" Clint turned around, confused when he saw Tony walking towards him. "Oh Tony, hey."

"You pick on some kid, but you haven't got the balls to stand up to Logan."

"What's your little boyfriend been telling you?" Clint sneered.

"Nothing."

"Oh, so he is your boyfriend."

"Don't make me punch you again."

"You won't. Not if I punch you first."

"And we both know you're not gonna do that."

They were standing inches apart from each other now, chests almost touching and eyes piercing and full of race. Both of them held their fists clenched at their sides, and steam was practically steaming out their nostrils.

"Think you're a hero Stark."

Tony laughed, "Beats being a villain."

"Why don't you call your little boyfriend to come help you."

"Oh no, I can threaten you perfectly well myself."

"Empty threats Stark, you can't fight me."

"And you won't fight me. Or your dear Natasha will never speak to you then."

"What's going on with you and her Stark?" Clint was growling.

"Oh, so there's something going on with me and her as well as me and Loki. Well I suppose monogamy was never gonna actually be my thing."

"You little fucker."

"I tell you though man, she's got a great ass." Clint punched Tony square in the nose and knocked him out.

Doctor Maz, Over and Out