The world has gone insane
We've lost our brains
we need a longer vacation
and less medication
to help us through
the crazy we do
I'm not nervous cause I know that I'm not alone

Lyrics- PATENT PENDING

This chapter may surprise you.

"Tony, you're pining."

"No I'm not."

"Tony, he likes you. Go talk to him. He wants you."

"Clint told me he slept with Wade. Wade."

"I told you he was gay."

"He's got someone else Natasha. Just leave it."

"Tony, he fucks a different person every week."

"And what makes you think I'm gonna be any different."

"Tony, you are just as bad. Loki probably hasn't told you how he feels because he thinks that you're straight and aren't interested in him."

Tony though about that for a bit.

"Tony, it's worth a try. What's the worst that could happen?"

He says no, I lose my pride, my dignity, and my heart gets stamped on. "Okay, okay fine, you're right. I'll talk to him on Monday, okay?"

"Loki? Did you sleep vith Vade Vilson."

"Yes." Loki wasn't even surprised to see Kurt there this time. It had become a weekly thing. Kurt would interrupt his quiet time, he would sneak him some food up, and they would fall asleep together, Kurt teleporting off in the morning.

"Loki, you act like a common whore. How many people 'ave you slept vith?"

"None of your business. And his name's Wade Wilson. Your accent really sucks with names you know."

"Loki ze things people zay about you…" Kurt came to sit on the edge of the bath.

"Let them talk. I don't care what they think, they're not my friends."

"Do you care vot I think?"

"Of course. You're my friend. Are you not."

"Yes."

"They what do you think. Do you think I am a whore? A dirty little slut?"

"No Loki, or course not. But Wade?"

"He not good enough for me huh?" Loki chuckled, but stopped when Kurt spoke completely seriously.

"No."

Loki looked away awkwardly.

"So." Kurt tried to lighten the mood. "Vot's for dinner?"

Loki laughed, "You only want me for my food."

"Yup." Kurt said smugly.

"Well I'm afraid it's back to Mexican for you. We're going out tonight, it's Thor's birthday."

Kurt grumbled. "I hate Thor." Then he fell backwards and into the bath with a splash. Kurt panicked as he realized he was lying on top of an almost naked Loki (He hadn't missed that he was wearing underwear today) and Loki realized he was almost naked and lying under Kurt. Suddenly their faces were very close together, and their breath was very hot.

Kurt felt the slight change in temperature before he saw Loki's skin change. Within what was probably only a small amount of time, Loki was blue and his lips were kissing Kurt's and Kurt was kissing back. Loki's arms snaked round Kurt's waist and underneath his soaking clothes. Kurt's arms too went to Loki's waist, and to his hips, and to his ass, and up the bare expanses of flesh on his chest and back and everywhere inbetween. Loki twisted round in the water to be above Kurt, deepening the kiss and briefly pushing Kurt's head underwater. Loki began to remove Kurt's soaking clothing as the other man's hands carded through Loki's wet hair. Just as Loki's hand slid into the back of Kurt's pants, a voice shouted up the stairs.

"Loki, you've got ten more minutes in the bath, we leave in an hour."

"Yes mother."

"I thought she vasn't your mother."

"She's not, but-"

Kurt put a finger to Loki's lips, silencing him. "Don't vurry Loki. Remember, I know exactly vot you mean. She vill always be your mother if she loves you."

Loki moved the finger and kissed Kurt again, more gently this time. "Thank you."

"Loki, you must get ready."

Loki leaned back down to whisper in Kurt's ear, "But I have an erection to get rid of."

Kurt gulped. "Then use magic."

"But I don't want to use magic."

"Then how will you- Oh."

Loki grinned at Kurt's realization and dragged him out of the bath and into his bedroom.

Got an English exam tomorrow, so im out for the evening.
Also- MCM expo next weekend. Guess what I'm going as? I'll give you a clue- he had cool black shiny hair and his blood isn't green.

This is DoctorMaz, Out.