A thousand times I've come to find
disasters that I've left behind
Cristal no it's a box of wine now
A million plays on my YouTube
Titanic in my Netflix cue
throw away your Rubik's Cube
You're never gonna figure it out

Lyrics- PATENT PENDING

Loki hated Mondays. Usually. This Monday would be slightly different. This Monday, Kurt stayed. He brought his stuff to Loki's and they left for school together. The night before, Kurt had waited for Loki while he went out to celebrate Thor's birthday, and this time, they slept at the same end of Loki's bed.

As usual, they had different classes that morning, so didn't see each other again until lunch, where their usual group of friends were waiting for them. Raven was leaning on Erik who was in deep conversation with Charles who sat across from them. Next to Charles sat Hank who was talking across the table to Logan.

Kurt threw his backpack beneath the table and slid along the bench next to Hank. Hank always backed him up- The blue people had to stick together.

"Hey squirt." Logan greeted.

"My name is not 'Squirt', It is "Kurt Wagner', but in the Munich Circus, zey called me-"

"Yeah, yeah, Nightcrawler." Logan turned away and pretended to be listening to Charles and Erik's conversation. Charles rarely sat with them at lunch anymore; he was too busty being a prefect or head boy, or president or something unimportant like that.

When Loki arrived, he sat himself next to Logan, pretended to sniff the air, then looked disgusted and moved round to sit next to Kurt. Hank and Kurt sniggered at Logan giving Loki evils.

It was only when Kurt kissed Loki straight on the mouth, grinning, that they got Logan's attention again. "Seriously, are all gays sluts or is it just you?"

"Just me." Loki smiled brightly, and Logan shook his head in amusement.

Once everyone's attentions were directed elsewhere, Kurt turned to Loki and spoke in an undertone, "Loki?"

"Kurt."

"Loki? I'm not just like Wade am I?"

Loki looked at him with a small smile. "You are nothing like him. And you don't have to be, if you don't want to." Then Loki kissed him softly on the lips.

Tony Stark stood in the doorway to the cafeteria, glued to the spot.

Doctor Maz- Out