A.N.: Not really that many changes in this chapter but there are a few subtle differences.
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"Hello WMHS student population! It's JBI here with the latest of love triangles. We all know reigning Cheerios captain, the feisty, Santana Lopez and captain of the gayest club in school, Rachel Berry, were apparently syncing up, right? Well that could be coming to an end because of a new Cheerio in town. Could newcomer Mandee Moore mean splitsville for our star-crossed lovers? Or will the Pezberry love boat weather the storm and wave goodbye to hurricane Mandee? This is JBI signing off until next time."
"You guys are terrible! How could you even listen to that garbage? S and Rach are our friends." Quinn huffed causing Brittany and Puck to roll their eyes.
"Well, how else are we to find out if anyone knows anything about what happened this weekend?" Brittany asked causing Puck to nod.
"Yeah. You know anything remotely trashy or gossipy goes through his blog."
"Well, you guys could be honest people and go straight to the source instead of believing the hype like every other neanderthal in this place." Puck snickered.
"You're one to talk about neanderthals Q. We all saw you give Mandee a proper ass kicking at the party." Quinn blushed and it caused Brittany to coo and aww at her. Puck side eyed the pair.
"Are you guys doing the horizontal tango now or what? Even I got to admit that would be way hot. Except for the fact that the four hottest girls I've ever linked up with are now riding the magic carpet ride and are, in one form or another, dating each other."
"Dammit Puck, shut up! That's not the point. The point is, no one's talked to San or Rach since the party and that was three days ago."
"Maybe they're having sexytimes and don't us to bother them." Quinn sighed.
"No. That's not it. S would've been bragging right now. Plus, I saw her coming in the building after Cheerios practice. She looked like utter shit but Sue never gave me the chance to go talk to her."
"Yeah? I haven't gotten to talk to my Jewish American Princess either. She keeps saying "Not right now Noah". She won't even laugh at my lame jokes." He pouted which caused Brittany to rub his mohawk in a soothing way.
"Well, here's our chance guys." Quinn pointed down the hall where Rachel was walking head down and books clutched close to her chest.
"Jesus this is bad. She looks like Freshman year Rachel all over again." Puck whispered to Quinn.
"Alright. I have a plan. Puck, since you're clearly the muscle," she told the mohawked boy who flexed his arms with a smirk on his face, "I need you to kidnap Rachel and bring her to the old science lab in the abandoned wing, okay?" Puck replied with a dutiful 'Gotcha!' and he was on his way.
"Okay Britt, it's just you and me now. Follow me."
"Oh! Are we going to get our sweet lady kisses on again?"
"No Britt. That's for another time. Right now we have to figure out a way to get San and Rach back together."
A.N.: I've decided I want a cool team name for these three. Any ideas? I could also use there ship name too. Fierceman? Pucklequitt? I'm dying here people.