Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You're Emmit Smith and i'm Troy Aikman
Lyrics- BOWLING FOR SOUP
Someone asked for another chapter- and Ithought I'd be nice and loving for a change insteadof cruel and boring and ham-smelling. And for some reason- my mind thinks that posting chapters stops you smelling like ham. Enjoy.
It turned out that dating Kurt was just like not dating Kurt- Only with more kissing. Kurt still followed him around. Kurt still carried all of Loki's books for him. Loki still found Kurt waiting for him after all of his lessons. And they still had their Sunday nights. He loved their Sunday nights. But today wasn't Sunday. Today was a Thursday. Thursdays were weird.
Tony loved Thursdays. Thursdays were Loki-days. Loki-days were Tony's way of saying 'Days-Loki-and-I-share-two-free-periods-and-I-can- spy-on-him-in-the-library-for-two-hours-while-eati ng-too-many-candy-corns-even-though-I-don't-like-c andy-corns-but-I-know-Loki-likes-candy-corns-so-ma ybe-one-day-he-will-ask-me-for-one-or-maybe-he'll- think-I-like-them-and-then-we-can-start-talking-ab out candy-corns day' Yeah, Tony knew he was being ridiculous. Anyway, Tony liked Thursdays.
And so this rainy Thursday morning, Tony found himself leaning back in his chair, one hand in a large bag of candy corns, and the other flicking through some Shakespeare book he had found and shoved a dirty magazine inside. Yeah, it might have been weird that Tony was picturing Loki's head on the body of a naked woman. Even Tony thought it was weird, but then again, he couldn't exactly be 'reading' a magazine with naked men in could he? The guy at the checkout might look at him weird.
From here Tony had a perfect view of a certain tall, slim, black haired too-good-to-be-human. Hey- Loki probably had green blood too. It was ten fifteen and it would be another five minutes until the weird blue guy usually came to join him. Loki would be alone for another five minutes. This was it- Tony had to speak to him while he was alone. But what the fuck do you say to someone who is practically a God, someone you have been pining over since you saw those brilliant green eyes flash up at you from a book- and ohgodno. Loki was looking at him. And Tony was staring right back. Fuck- Loki is gorgeous. Look away Stark- Look away.
But Tony didn't look away, and neither did Loki. Not at least until a blue hand was waving in front of Loki's face and… Loki was smiling! Why didn't Loki smile at him like that, and fuck. Tony had it bad.
"Loki. Loki?"
Kurt was looking at Loki looking at Tony. Kurt was looking at Tony looking at Loki. Loki's face held a look of curiosity, but Tony? Was that longing? And then Loki was smiling at Kurt, and the sick feeling dissipated.
Doctor Maz -Actually out this time.