I would just like to say, I know nothing about cars. I know how to open them, start them and drive them in reverse and almost run down the cranky neighbors mail box until I get my permit. Other than that not much. ;)

The dusty dirt path rumbled under the tires of Skulduggery precious car. He gave his body all the gas she could have and zoomed down the racing lane nearly at the speed of sound. If the car could talk it would purr the astonishing feeling of the world zipping by her. Skulduggery took the bends spinning around in the spot then curved in the street and quickly passed the base mark.

Cyborg made his way down the track and admired the pair of the Tcar. He quickly reached maximum speed and sailed on behind Skulduggery. He moved up toward the window and waved.

Skulduggery reached his hand out the window and flexed hid fingers. The ground in front of the T Car shifted into a ramp and the Tcar flew up in the air. Skulduggery dodged the impact and went around Cyborg flashing his lights.

"So that's how you want to play uh?" he yelled. "Well then take this!" He pushed a button and a giant metal hand picked up the Bentley's bumper and dragged it behind the Tcar. Cyborg laughed at Skulduggery trying to free himself from the the metal arm. The Bentley virrued in the dirt. Skulduggery tried to push the air at Cyborg to make him slip the wheel but he didn't waver. Skulduggery was getting angrier by the second, "your messing up the paint job! Do you how hard it is for me to keep her clean!"

"My baby is a state of the art custome made 100,000 horse power plasma turbine engine, has rocket boosters, hover jets, several big weapons, can cross any surface including your big ego AND has rollers." He smiled.

"This is a 1954 Bentley R type Continental, one of only 208 ever made, six cylinder, 4.5 liter engine, power locks retrofitted, climate control, satelite navigation and a cup holder for each seat. In other words my cars the best because its mine."

"No! Mine is the best. I made your myself!"

"No! Mine!"

"No! Mine!"

they kept at this for several gaps back and forth until they were throwing insults at each other.

"Hello. Ah yes he's here. Oh Mr Pleasant, it's the junk yard, they want their crap back."

"Oohragg." Skulduggery gawked. "Don't listen to him. He's jealous that he doesn't have you. Didn't someone tell you you couldn't make a car out of a toaster over!"

"Skull for a head!"

"Metal container!"

"Bone brain!"

"Blue boy!" A blast of magic energy interrupted their heart felt conversation sending debris in their eyes. The blast came from above and when they looked up a jet plane hovered over them and when they looked up Skulduggery waved his hat and honked. Dexter sent another blast destroying the metal arm. Skulduggery skided around and now Cyborg and Skul were head to head.

Meanwhile Raven and Starfire were being the referees and making sure the racers were still in the race. Raven flew up and glided net the the air jump Dexter was leaning out of. "If you want to race then you have to have your own vehicle."

"Well it so happens that not only do I have this temporarily-

"Stolen." Saracen shouted from the cockpit.

"Borrowed jet but also a car in the back. Can I join now?" Raven rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Jump right in."

"Ohhhh! We are to have more friends join this evening occasion? What fun!" Starfire looped around Raven several times. They moved out of the way as Dexter strapped himself. "Captain we are ready for departure."

"Don't crash the car. We still have to take it back." Saracen said.

"Yeah yeah stop being such a worry wort." He started the engine and Saracen lowered them closer to the ground. "Ready? In three, two, one." The red Renault DeZir skirted the ground and raced up to Skulduggery. Dexter waved him on and zoomed in front of him Cyborg google eyed him and swerved in front of Dexter. Dex skided to the side and reapproached the other side, Cyborg bumbed him but he wasn't there. Dexter floored the break at the last second and was suddenly on Cyborgs right side. Dexter pulled up the window and Cyborg called out. 'You can drive somewhat but lets see if you can keep up. Turbo!"

The rear jets bursted the Tcar forward and Cyborgs mouth went flying across his forehead as he screamed. "Aaaahhhhhh! Wwaaahhhhoooo!"

Skul stepped on the gas and Dexter blasted a long strem of magic to burst him and Raven and Star were left in the pile of dirt.

"What fun! I think our new friends are having a lot of fun. Don't you think so Raven?"

When Raven could actually see past all the sand she growled. "Argh."

Citation is from Skulduggery Pleasant book one.

Any suggestions would be helpful as to who else should race. They need to have some kind tranportation originally. The net few racers I have in mind is maybe Doctor Who, Shaggy and Scooby and maybe slightly possibly Spongebob. Any thoughts?

Hellsgun