Well, I was out cruisin', gettin' late
And I was losin' when I saw you walkin' my way
So nonchalant I bet you get what you want
But so do I and I ain't losing' today

Lyrics- SMOKIE

When Loki opened the door, he was hit by the familiar boom of bass in his ears. He grinned and dragged an uncomfortable Kurt in my the hand. As they weaved through the people either side of the hall, each with a red solo cup clasped in their hand, they recognized people they knew, and right at the end of the hall stood Logan. Loki smirked at they walked up to him, Logan's mouth pressed to the neck of Jean Grey who Loki knew he'd been secretly sleeping with behind her boyfriend's back. Loki often saw Logan at parties; he was the only one of their friends who had a similar moral code to him and wasn't busy plotting against mankind in his free time.

"LOGAN." Loki shouted over the bass, snapping him out of his current activity.

"Oh, you brought squirt along." He chuckled, ruffling Kurt''s hair and ignoring the oh so fond glare he got in return. "There's beer in the kitchen. And some better stuff in the cabinet under the sink." He said to Loki before wrapping his hand back around Jean's waist.

Kurt watched Loki pour some clear liquid from one of the bottles under the sink into a cup for him, and grab a coke from the fridge for Kurt. "Emma and I used to be good friends. Her parents go out most weekends, so she's always got a party going on." He explained to Kurt, kissing him quickly to try and cheer him up. "Hey, keep an open mind, you might have fun."

It was then that the kitchen door was slammed open with a loud bang as it hit the wall and a completely naked Tony Stark walked in. "We need more booze up there, and weed if any of you losers got any!" He declared. Then his eyes met Loki's and he froze.

Loki laughed.

"Hey!"

"What?"

"I'm, sorry, but you don't just laugh the first time you see a guy's cock- its bad for their self confidence."

"Like you need any more."

They both laughed, and once they finished it was awkward. Tony picked up a beer bottle and held it in front of his penis. "So… I take it you don't want to join us for a little orgy?"

Loki looked at Kurt's horrified face and declined with a snigger. "I think we're good thanks Anthony."

"Well if you're not comfortable with being naked in front of lots of people, it could just be you and me. Not that you should feel uncomfortable being naked, you've got a great body. I mean- I looked over the shower cubicle once after swimming. I mean- accidently."

Loki just smiled, amused, and sipped his drink. "Did you now."

"No. I mean yes. I mean… I'm drunk." He said matter-of-factly.

"I agree."

"Hey, we have so much in common."

Loki raised an eyebrow. "I hardly think that us both agreeing you are drunk counts as something in common."

"We are both unbelievably and uncontrollably hot?" Tony offered.

"It is rather temperate, yes. Don't you agree Kurt?" But Kurt was gone. "He probably teleported to the bathroom or something."

"I wish I could teleport."

"What like this?" Loki asked, teleporting right in front of Tony and taking the beer bottle he was covering himself with, taking a sip.

"Fuck that's hot."

"No, it's been on ice."

"Tell me about it, I've had it pressed against my cock for the last five minutes."

"Oh, I can only imagine."

"You don't have to imagine." Tony stepped closer, pressing his body flush against Loki's.

"You're so drunk."

"You're not. Hurry up." Tony said, pressing Loki's cup back into his hand while he asked someone behind him for his pants.

DoctorMaz- Over