Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! You sure about that? DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok! It actually took me about ten minutes to work out what that last sentence said.
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. Was that comma really necessary or was it to add a bit of… suspense?
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. Well I sort of guessed that you were angry by the multiple profanities!
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) You're really getting the hang of this whole "stating the obvious" thing which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. Shortest domestic ever! Besides he didn't actually finish the question! What was the question? Don't start a sentence if you're not going to finish it!
And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. Classy! He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what Those are the technical terms by the way! and we did it for the first time. Mills and Boon eat your heart out!... hold on, please tell me you were using protection! I can't bear the thought of you two having kids!
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. No shit! We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" Well that's what you get for dogging!
It was….Dumbledore!
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Dumbledore!
Oh! It actually was Dumbledore? Oh, ok. Little bit embarrassing.