Chapter 6.
AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows! Didn't you say that last chapter?
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end Am I missing the point when I say: why are you wearing ripped clothes? and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal Because nothing says depressed Goth like a bowl of children's chocolate wholegrain cereal. with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Oh God! Is blood supposed to be red? Ahh, I'm in trouble. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top. That's going to be a nightmare to get out, believe me I know. I assassinated Justin Bieber the other week, took me two days of scrubbing to get the blood stains out. And I used bleach!
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. Sex appeal or what? He didn't have glasses anymore Anymore? I thought you'd never met him before? and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. Again with the anymore! He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. One thing you have got wrong about English boys is that most of them have taste! He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He's going to take out a law suit soon if you don't watch it He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled. HA!
"Why?" I exclaimed.
Because it's an ironic nick name, he's actually a human rights protester who loves the environment and never wears black!
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. You people are disgusting!
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed. Yeah, but you're such a crap vampire even Edward Cullen would be embarrassed to say you belong to the same species as him!
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him. Yeah, go away! Go away and leave poor Harry alone!