Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. From who? n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! Well you'll be waiting a while! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Go on then! Evony isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake! Ok whatever you say!
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?) Yes. Yes it does. I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then… Oh. The suspense is killing me.
We started frenching Frenching? Who still says frenching? Sorry have I travelled back in time to 1994? What the hell? passively You mean passionately? and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. I thought you'd already taken off your clothes? Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) Yes it's very stupid!
"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. So you've had sex with him twice yet you didn't notice the tattoo on his arm? It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire! O.M.G! really?
I was so angry.
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" Right all joking aside, I would just like to make it clear that I do not in any way condone ignorant, homophobic views and I think that this is disgusting. Anyone who believes imprudent stereotypes and misconceptions such as this deserves everything they get.
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Ooh someone's throwing a hissy fit! Draco ran out even though he was naked. Ok… He had a really big you-know-what So you're fine with swearing your mouth off, but when it comes to sex you get prudish. How does that work? but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled. Well this is gripping!