Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al sounds like you don't know what's going on in your own story. Oh! That's right, you don't! n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! so they moved house because they were evil? What was there too much magnolia in their current house? They wanted something a little more goffic?
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I'm sure he's more scared of you than you are of him I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. Catchy! I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. So are you available for weddings and bah-mitzvahs? People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak what like a beef steak or is pork better? Oh! You mean a stake!) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. The corpse bride is a PG, hardly the exorcist is it? I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. The thought never crossed my mind!
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. Well I'm sure I would as well after hearing your singing!
"Ebony! Are you OK?" well clearly not! Jeez! B'loody Mary asked in a concerted that doesn't mean what you think it does voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. Ok! ok! calm down! And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. That clause could probably have done with a break or two.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. No one will ever know how much those eight words made me laugh! Just the idea of Draco… oh god! This is killing me! Genuinely so funny!
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) yes it is, when did draco ever call anyone a "fucking poser muggle bitch"? I don't remember that being in the films.
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. So there was a lot of crying and running.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. Oh it's got better has it?
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y yeah just get on with it!) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." Dun dun dun!