Chapter 12.

AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo what is the logic behind that? 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! Well ishu adresd, shall we get on how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok! did I black out for half that paragraph, it made no sense!

I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago can't even spell his name right! had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together. Yeah! Why respect the dying wish of your lover?

"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Vampire. Where'd he come from? He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. You mean pink?

I stopped. "How did u know?"

"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"

"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." So what was the point in changing the shape if you're just going to cover it in foundation? he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" ooh Voldemort's getting kinky!

Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango's where? after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Yeah, but you can have them in a school where there all mingers. Dumbledore had constipated try drinking some more water the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.

"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik. What and being mean to him is the best way to adres da ishu? Not v. mature is it?

"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses."

"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses. Yeah I think we get it, you don't like pink.

"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) yes it is. to it he added silently.

"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! .

"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely.

"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!) enough with the internal A/Ns! imo noto okayo!" no you're not okay, you're far from okay. In fact you're probably mentally ill!

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. You already pointed that out. Now I knew he wasn't a prep. What you knew he wasn't a prep after some cheap pyrotechnics? God you're easily impressed!

"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?" I thought we established he was getting sexy with Voldemort?

Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.

"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore said, was he there the whole time? watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) yes, it's just not funny! u mst find urslf 1st, k?"

"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache HA, that was the first genuinely funny thing you've written so far! Congrats! or else he would have said something back.

Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.

"You look kawai, learn English before you start learning other languages! girl." B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit)oh my god! That joke is so old! you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists you've just recovered fom slitting your wrists, surely that's a pretty stupid thing to do? feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. What in the class? No one commented, that wasn't weird?

"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. Seriously, the teachers at Hogwarts need to learn a thing or two about classroom discipline! And you need to learn about standards!

"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.

"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You weren't saying that when he was trying to fuck you! You know I loved Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up!

You could only see his red whites.

"NO!" I ran up closer. Haven't we done this bit?

"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." Yep. Definite repetition. he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" I probably would have feigned a gasp if I hadn't seen that bit before.

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