Chapter 13.
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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.
"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" These insults are getting more inventive as each chapter goes on! he asked angrily.
"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged.
"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Ooh touchy! Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." he said while he frowned looking at me. Sounds like dumblydore is jealous! Maybe he wanted you all to himself so you could have weird goffic sex. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away. Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!) Yeah newsflash: honey they aint interested in you!
"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Do you all have some kind of highly contagious eye disease thing? It's starting to gross me out big time! Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.
"What?" I asked him.
"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. You clearly couldn't be arsed to spend five whole minutes thinking up some words to use as a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair! Wow! Well that was an unexpected plot device, never saw that one coming!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!" what? The dark lord has suddenly become a children's magician?
It was….. Voldemort! No shit Sherlock! You're in his lair, who else is it going to be peter andre?