AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! Proov 2 me ur literate! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet r supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! Ooh crack out the popcorn. BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese! Japanese? Babe you can barely speak English.

We ran happily to Hogsmede. You? Happy? Like fuck! There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. Yeah, we've already established that MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! I swear, she's bipolar or something Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. Whoa! So it's not an open relationship, but he can get a hard on over some random guy? I hear Jeremy Kyle calling. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!

"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them" bit late now isn't it?

"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what. I can't stop laughing! God, you're killing me! You don't know many blokes do you?

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.

"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT." An escort? Since when could a student afford an escort? Oh he means to make sure they get there alright! Yeah, I umm… right. Well I have always said my mind is in the gutter!

"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" ha, you're pathetic. I was mainstream before it was mainstream, I'm that cool. I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?"

"NO." he muttered loudly.

"OMG he is such a prep!" I bellowed quietly

"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.

"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me. Why is everyone singing? It's like fucking Les Miserables in here!

I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! God this girl's easily impressed, show her a roll of cling film it'll probably blow her mind!

"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room. Get in there Malfoy!

B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese) I smell Bull Shit. "BTW Willow that fucking poser got failed al her klasses and she skepped math."(an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!) oooh how do you feel Raven?! Slagged off in a mediocre fanfic written by a sociopath with no dress sense

"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Willow will die too." I said.

"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her as you do! and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak." Your school is FUCKED. UP.

"Kawai." I commnted happily. So you're fine with her having murdered a girl and let a pervert have sex with her corpse?! We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA." Well, the designer who makes a dress that makes you look hot will be either imaginary or a miracle worker!

B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. Omfg totally lets go shopping."

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

"No." My head snaped up.

'WHAT?" my head spuin. I thought she bore a resemblance to the girl from The Exorcist, clearly I was right, I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?"

"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all."

"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!) I didn't say it, you wrote it! Or me.

"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."

"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly.

"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE shut up and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs." As opposed to what? Goths who can spell properly and don't look like they've been dragged behind a truck?!

"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked.

"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera." Why does a sales assistant know so much about them? Is he fucking them as well?

"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!"I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said. You do realise they're paid to say that you look good in something in order to sell the clothes? In reality you probably look like you've been covered in superglue and shoved through a Charity Shop.

"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary.

"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. I geuss this shop doesn't really make much money does it? Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way what's yours?"

"Tom Rid." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv" he was asking if you were going not if you'd suck his cock! Calm the fuck down, not everyone is attracted to you! I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, what you actually mean is: "but before he could beg me to get out of his shop and stop being such a freak!" Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!"