Akatsuki vs the New Organization

A/N1: Village hidden in the wheat Lol. Tobi is happy. He has fun. Lots of fun. Another new akatsuki member. I'm getting more ideas for the story and I keep getting this weird feeling that, maybe, my story doesn't suck so huh.

Deidara was furious. He found out there was no reason for them to be there. He asked Pein what his punishment mission was that morning. Pein told him to give him ten minutes to make something up.

This was horrible. He was stuck in a wanna be village for two days. Casana was mad at him for dragging her into this. To top it all off Tobi wouldn't shut up. Every time he turned around Tobi was yelling something stupid.

Deidara finally told Tobi to stop talking about everything he saw. He regretted it immediatly. "Ok senpai. Tobi does what Senpai says because he's a good boy. He can be quiet because good boys can be quiet. Quiet is a funny word. The letter Q is weird. It's like an O but it's all fancy with a little tail. Tobi used to think Q was a number cause it looks like one. Hahahahahahaha!!!!! That's funny isn't it Senpai..."

The rest of the five hour trip went on like that. When they finally arrived they found a hotel. Deidara had enough. "Look Tobi" he started " go tell everyone in the lobby your a good boy while we get checked in and leave me alone. Do it. Do it now and stop talking to me or god help me I will slap you with my ring hand." He raised his hand to show him.

"Ok" Tobi said. He ran over to and elderly woman reading a book. She jumped when he looked at her and screamed "TOBIS A GOOD BOY."

Deidara sighed and turned back to the man at front desk. "Is he alright" the man asked, watching Tobi scream at people walking in. "No he's not" Deidara replied "two rooms please." Casana looked at him. She open her mouth but he cut her off by saying "I don't care how much cheaper it is, I'm not letting Tobi room with us."

She was going to say something but she then heard the most amazing thing ever. She looked at Deidara. His jaw was dropped so he obviously heard it too. They turned around to see what was happening.

Tobi had screamed that he was a good boy to a girl sitting at a table and she said the most amazing thing. They both stared as she yelled "really!? Katrina is a good girl!!! Yay this is fun!!!"

She had long black hair. She looked about the same age as Tobi. She had the same goofy smile as him too. She had big blue eyes. She had a childish look on her face.

Tobi sat down and yelled "I know right." She looked at his mask. Then she said in a some what calmer voice "I like Tobis clothes. Where did he get them?!" Tobi looked around. "Tobi is in akatsuki" he started "they're bad. Tobi likes being bad. He's still a good boy. Bad things are fun and fun is good. Right"

She looked at him. "Tobi is right" she said "bad is fun. Now Katrina wants to do something bad with Tobi. What can we do?" Tobi and Katrina thought for a moment.

"He's actually having a conversation" Deidara whispered. "They're perfect together" Casana whispered back."I would really be surprised if..." he started but he couldn't finish his sentence before Tobi blurted out "I KNOW!!"

"We can do this" Tobi said. He leaned in and whispered something in her ear. She giggled. "That is bad" she said. "Yeah" Tobi said "everyone in akatsuki does it. Senpai and Casana, Itachi and Nolena, even leader and Konan. Tobis mommy told him that was bad when he was little."

Katrina giggled again. "Ok" she said. Tobi grabbed her by the hand. They both stood up. Katrina looked at him. "Let's go to Katrinas house" Tobi said. She nodded and they both ran out of the building.

Deidara started to choke. He was utterly shocked. He gasped and started to hit the collar of his cloak, fumbling to get to the little radio. "EVERYONE LISTEN" he yelled when he found it "TOBI IS GETTING LAID!!!!!"

There was silence for what seemed like ages. Suddenly the heard someone turn on their radio. "In what universe" came Itachis calm voice. "Stop fucking with us Deidara" Hidan said. "Deidara what have you been smoking" Sasori asked. "I need some of that" Kisame blurted out. "How much could I sell it for" Kakuzu asked.

"I'M TELLING THE TRUTH GUYS" Deidara yelled "HE AND SOME GIRL NAMED KATRINA LEFT NOT EVEN TEN MINUTES AGO. HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT BEING A GOOD BOY. SHE SAID SHE WAS A GOOD GIRL. THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT BEING BAD AND LEFT TO GO FUCK. IT'S CRAZY."

There was more silence. It was obvious that everyone was in shock because noone came back on. Casana grabbed their room keys and they sat down in two chairs to wait for Tobi. The whole time they waited they didn't say a word.

An hour later Tobi and Katrina came back covered in blood. "Tobi what the hell happened" Deidara asked now even more shocked. "Can Katrina join akatsuki" he asked. "Why would you ask that" Casana asked "just tell us what happened."

"Well" Tobi began "we had sex. Then afterwards we got bored and Katrina said she wanted to join akatsuki. She said she was a ninja too. Tobi told her 'No, leader will hit me. I don't like being hit. You have to do something extreme for him to even consider it.' "

Deidara turned on his radio and told Pein what Tobi was saying quickly. He then turned up the volume so Pein could hear.

"So she said ok" Tobi continued "and she said she could destroy the village. So we went and I watched her kill the leader of the village. She even killed his wife and body guards. Then she used this cool exploding jutsu to destroy the military headquarters. I said that would be good. We got bored on the way here though. We decided to set the wheat field on fire. Then the wind caught up and set a building on fire too. Half the village is burning right now. We wanted to be bad some more but the fire is headed this way and we didn't want senpai and Casana to burn. So now she has to be in akatsuki cause she can't live here anymore."

"Ok get out of there" Pein said over the radio "she can join if she did all that." Deidara stood up and turned his radio down. "So wait you two did have sex" Deidara asked. "Yeah" Katrina said smiling. He shook his head. This was the most shocking thing he'd ever heard of. Tobi got laid. He knew there was a first time for everything but that was just unimaginable.

"Alright" Deidara said pulling out a kunai knife "this girl just single handedly destroyed the village so we're obviously not staying." Without Deidara even saying it, the clerk opened the register and gave them their money back.

He was about to close it when Deidara said "uh uh." The clerk pulled it back open still watching the knife and gave him the rest of the money. He started off towards the door but stopped when Tobi cleared his throat. He nodded towards the safe in room behind the counter. The clerk turned around and went to open it. Tobi stuck his hand out and Katrina gave him a high five.

When the clerk returned he gave Deidara a bag full of money. "Anything else" he asked sarcastically. "Give us your wallet" Casana demanded. "And your pants" Tobi added. The clerk groaned as he pulled out his wallet and took off his pants.

"Want my shoes too" he asked in an even more sarcastic tone. "Sure" Katrina said "and how about those nice socks too." His jaw dropped. He pulled off his socks and shoes. "Gotta keep your mouth shut" Deidara said smiling.

The clerk was about to walk away again when Deidara jabbed the knife at him. The clerk sighed, took off his shirt, and threw it in the bag Deidara was holding, along with the rest of his stuff.

Deidara put down the knife and nodded his head towards the door. In seconds the clerk was halfway to the door. He had to get out of there berfore they decided they wanted his underwear too.

After the clerk ran off they all started towards the door too. As they stepped outside they saw how bad the fire was.

The sky was red. There was noone around. In the distance they could hear the screams of people fleeing and those unlucky people who were trapped in burning buildings. There was smoke coming from all sides. They could hear the cries of people who were finding out that the wheat field was on fire and there was no escape. There was so much ash in the air it was hard to breath.

They heard and explosion. A bomb makers shop had blown up throwing more fire everywhere. The wind caught up again, making it spread. A small team of ninja ran by, one of them stopping to glare at them. He quickly rejoined the others. They went to go help some of the villagers through the blaze, out to safety.

"Oh" Katrina said "I forgot to feed my cat before I left" "No you didn't" Tobi said "You let him go before you started the fire." Katrina thought. "Oh yeah" she said.

The fire blew over and caught on the hotel. They all decided it would be best too leave now. They rushed through the village. Tobi jumped narrowly missing getting crushed by a falling building.

They made it to the wheat field quickly and started jumping through it, landing in small spots where the fire hadn't caught yet. After awhile they got out of the burning wheat field. They turned and took one last look at the village.

"Well this day didn't suck after all" Deidara said as he turned away. They all turned around and headed off towards the hideout.

There you go. A happy Tobi and a new akatsuki member. That clerk got robbed big time.

The village hidden in the wheat is no more. Doesn't look like they'll be a great nation now. Lol, hidden in the wheat.