AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! Fuck that! I'm actually getting reviewed for once; I'm not giving that up. if ur a prep den dnot red it! I wish it was that easy u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. Is there also a quiz for whether you're a supercilious arsehole or not? if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn't rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. Even though you were really rude to him? Doormat! He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). And that bears any relevance how? argird kept shooting at us to cum please watch how you spell that word! back 2 Hogwarts. "WTF Hargrid?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." Well anyway Willow came. What dead Willow? The one who was murdered by the Bride of Chuckie? Hargird went away angrily.
"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said.
"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. Yeah because the Dominatrix look is really in! She had a really nice body wif big bobs and was thin enouff 2 be anorexic. How can she have big boobs and be that skinny? Oh! I'm guessing someone's taken a trip down Silicone Alley!
"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked.
"Yah." I said happily.
"I'm gong with Diabolo." she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexyand u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. See what I mean? Arrogant prick! Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. You say he looks like Marilyn Manson, the image that I'm getting is the "I had my makeup put on with a shotgun!" look Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B'loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Navel his parents were cruel! but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. What were the air bags made of sharpened pieces of Oak, last time I checked Vampires couldn't die in a car crash. Although I do wish it was that easy to kill one, we wouldn't have had to endure Twilight for quite as long. Navel converted to Satanism oh she's still talking and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now. You've already mentioned that Well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) say: (geddit cos I'm goffik) one more time I'm going to hit you round the head with a shovel! that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Ooh! We got a badass here! Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there….I gapsed. Was that ellipses really necessary?
Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. Anyone getting a sense of déjà vu? So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers! OMG! The Death Deelers? What were they dealing?
"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. hou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Draco!" Yay! Finally an end to this shit story!
"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. You've got a meglomanic psychopath wizard standing in front of you and you're really concerned with what people are wearing? He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…DUMBLYDORE! Dumblydore can I just take this opportunity to say WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! Just let him kill them and be done with it!