Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise we know you're not okay, you're fucking insane!
AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11 well someone's a bit touchy! frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW evonyd a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11
All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. Hasn't that already happened? you know with the Death Dealers and all that? It had been postphoned, so we could all go. There is no plot line to this story!
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot). He burst into tears just because you asked him what's wrong? Sweetheart that's not sensitivity that's Bipolar!
"No one fucking understands me!1" being a death eater may make it harder to make friends he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. Do you just have an encyclopaedic knowledge of hairstyles from music videos? He was wearing black baggy paints a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) Oh fuck off I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik) the only reason I would email is would be to warn you of the nuclear warhead travelling towards your house!
"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled. He's clearly upset and you're being a selfish bitch!
"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.
"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.
"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted. What does it look like? I have no idea what's happening.
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). stop making stupid fucking references to random music videos! I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot. Ooh! Looks like we've got a badass here!
Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.
"You gave me a fucking shock!"I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "Wtf do you fink you're doing in da gurl's room?"
Only it wasn't just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore.
"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. "What are u wearing to the concert?" he actually sneaked into the girl's bathroom, risking the chance of being labelled a kiddy fiddler in order to ask what you were wearing to a concert? Really?
"U no who MCR r!" I gasped. Well clearly!
"No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." He said. "Anyway Draco has a surprise for u." oh, they're going to fuck again aren't they? Oh god. Will someone please get me out of here? Please!