Reno
The Biggest Little City In The World
"You have reached your destination. My guidance ends here," 80s Robot spoke like a GPS as they arrived in Reno, Nevada.
80s Robot drove them to a very cheap-looking casino called, Pechoolo Casino.
PECHOOLO CASINO
Appearing Nightly: Total Drama Tribute Band!
"Drastic Talent"
Featuring Original "Total Drama" Cast Member: Owen Wagaman!
"Well, I guess this is the place," Sam shrugged as 80s Robot parked the car.
Sam, Devin, Carrie, and Sierra walked inside and immediately, they saw a sign for Drastic Talent.
Drastic Talent
World's #1 Total Drama Tribute Band!
Soom
Dakoota
Roodney
Tayloor
Spood
Featuring Original 'Total Drama Show' Cast Member: Owen Wagaman!
Then they heard a voice from the stage.
"Good evening, folks, and welcome to Pechoolo Casino!"
They looked up and saw Owen Wagaman standing onstage with Drastic Talent.
Owen started singing as Drastic Talent played music.
Owen: Why are there such great deals on our hotel rooms?
And continental breakfast is free
Drastic Talent: (Breakfast is free)
Owen: HBO in every room
And free gas if you check in after noon
Free parking for cars, not RVs
Drastic Talent: (Not RVs)
Owen: Our wedding chapel is 24 hours
No marriage certificate is needed
Drastic Talent: (No marriage certificate is needed)
All: We're glad you found it: Pechoolo Casino
The owners...
Drastic Talent: Drastic Talent...
Owen: And me! Cha cha cha!
Little, almost no applause was heard for the ripoff of Rainbow Connection.
"Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes," Owen said as Drastic Talent walked offstage.
Sam walked up onstage and the others followed him.
Owen dropped his rubber chicken onto the stage floor and nodded.
Sam put a hand on his best friend's shoulder, "Hi-ho, Owen."
"Hi-ho, Sam," Owen brushed him off. Then he gasped and spun around, "Sam? What are you doing here?"
"Well, I-I just wanted to tell you that was a great show. It was, uh, very informative."
"I do my best to keep it fresh every night," Owen shrugged. Then he noticed Devin, Carrie and Sierra, "Oh, I'm Owen by the way."
Sam's eyes widened, "Oh, I'm sorry, This is Devin and Carrie," he gestured to the couple who waved, "And this here is Sierra," he gestured to Sierra who waved, "She's a personal friend."
Sierra fell over.
As Devin and Carrie helped Sierra back onto her feet, Owen heard a gruff voice and looked across the room.
Drastic Talent walked in as Dakoota told them about a recent event, "So I said, 'What are you looking at?' So I punched him in the face!"
The other imposters laughed.
"Uh," Owen looked back at Sam, "Let's talk in my dressing room."
Owen led them backstage to his dressing room door, "Ok, here we are," he opened the door and walked in, "Make yourselves at home."
Sam walked in and his eyes widened when he looked at the room, which was pretty much the back alley of the casino.
"Wow. This isn't quite what I expected, based on your Christmas cards."
Owen rubbed the back of his neck nervously, "Um, yeah, about those..."
"Oh, but it's nice, and, airy."
"Maybe we should give them some space," Carrie whispered.
"Hang on, I wanna hear what they're saying," Devin whispered.
"...sixty-four shows a night can get pretty grueling."
Sam looked at his best friend seriously, "Owen, an evil oil barren wants to tear down our old TD studio."
Owen's eyes widened in shock, "What?! Oh no- -! I mean, uh, that's a shame," he pretended not to be affected by the news.
Sam frowned, "Hey, Owen, I'm sorry I haven't been in touch more."
"It's fine, Sam. Look at me! I'm living the dream!"
BOOM!
Thunder boomed loudly just before rain started to pour.
"Oh no, not this again!," Owen panicked, "Quick, save the cushions!"
"The cushions?," Sam asked before Owen shoved a few into his arms and the boys ran under the canopy.
Sam frowned at Owen's poor living space.
"I'm sorry, Owen. If I'd known you were here in this place- -"
"It's alright, Sam. It's not your fault. We had a good run."
"Yeah, it's just that, well, we haven't seen each other in a really long time, and I just thought maybe we could raise the money to buy the theatre back if we all got together and put on one last show."
Owen's eyes widened, "A show?," he turned to Sam, "But I've spent years building a solo career. I have a whole new show-biz family that loves me."
Dakoota swung the door open, "OWEN! What the heck are you doing, hibernating?! Next show starts in thirty seconds. We hired you, and we can fire you, so get your butt in here now!"
She slammed it shut.
The boys flinched.
"They terrify me, let's go."
"Let's go," Sam nodded and they went inside.
The next morning, they went to Ohio. They arrived at a large plumbing business called, Izzy's Royal Flush.
"Watch out for the forklift, Owen," Sam warned.
"Oh, thanks."
Owen looked up at the sign.
"Wow! Izzy's doing really well!"
"According to 80s Robot, she's the richest plumbing magnet in the Rust Belt," Sam informed.
Izzy Cassidy walked down the hall in her black suit. She had her hair up in a bun and she was wearing glasses. She looked very serious. Several workers walked around her as she assigned them each a job.
"You!"
"Yes sir!"
"Order 28,000 tons of plumber's putty from Beijing."
"Right away, sir."
"And you!"
"Yes sir!"
"Send the 28,000 tons of Silly Putty back to Beijing."
"You bet."
"Oh, and you?"
"Yes sir?"
"A memo to the waterless toilet department."
"Yes."
"I don't care about the mess, just keep trying."
Sam, Owen, Sierra, Devin and Carrie watched Izzy walk down the hallway, looking very busy.
"Hi Izzy!," Sam waved.
"What the- -?," Izzy stopped in her tracks. She lifted her glasses and looked at them in shock, "Sam? Owen? This is a surprise."
"We need to speak to you."
Izzy put her glasses back on and groaned, "All right, have a seat."
She gestured to a line of toilets.
"Ah, thank you!," Owen smiled as he, Sam, Sierra and Devin each sat down on one of the toilets.
"I think I'll stand," Carrie quickly decided.
"No really, you should try one! Comfy."
Izzy raised a finger, "It's our executive line of used toilets," she put it down and crossed her arms, "Anyway, I'm very busy. I've got thirty seconds," she pointed to one of her employees, "Go."
He started a timer.
Sam frowned, "Uh, Izzy, I'm not really sure how to tell you this but- -"
Owen tapped him on the shoulder, "Sam, don't forget to mention the evil oil barren."
"Yes, Owen, I was about to. Just give me a moment, ok?," he cleared his throat, "Izzy, it would appear- -"
"Remember, evil oil barren."
"Owen, I'm going to get to that, please! As I was trying to say- -"
"Evil oil barren."
"Owen- -"
BUZZ!
"Ok, time's up. Thank you, boys," Izzy began to walk off.
"Izzy!"
She stopped and turned back to them with an eyebrow raised.
"We're trying to get the old gang back together again," Sam told her, "We really need you."
Izzy crossed her arms, "My answer is no. Good day!"
Sam frowned and got off of his toilet, "Come on, guys. We should go."
They all started to leave, but Sierra stopped and turned back to Izzy, "I just wanted to say, when I was a kid, I saw you recite Hamlet while jumping your motorbike through a flaming hoop, and it made me feel like I could do anything. Thank you."
She walked off, leaving Izzy very thoughtful.
As Sierra left, Izzy's pet chicken, Carly walked in. Izzy had hatched Carly from an egg and has been taking care of her ever since.
Carly looked at Izzy, "(Chicken) Izzy."
Luckily, Izzy could speak chicken. She looked down at Carly.
"(Chicken) You don't have to pretend anymore. I know what you really want."
Izzy glanced up at her hair. She grabbed the twist-tie holding her bun in place and pulled it out, letting her hair back down to her shoulders.
The five walked out of the building, sadly.
Sam turned to Sierra, "Good try, Sierra."
"Hey guys! Up here!"
They looked up on the roof and saw Izzy standing on it with Carly. She tore her suit off, revealing her green top and skirt, "Ha ha!"
The others gasped.
"I've been wearing this under my suit every single day for years!," she grabbed Carly under her arm, "Look out below!"
She jumped off the roof, "Whoo! Apollo 13!"
They both landed in a box of packing peanuts.
The others rushed over, concerned.
Carly popped her head out. Izzy followed and grabbed the side of the box as she caught her breath. She wiped her brow, "Citizens of Earth, the Incredible Izzy is back. I pledge never to hold a plunger again!"
She took out a button that read, Automatic Destroy Plumbing Business Button.
She pressed it and a loud siren blared throughout the area.
"RUN! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
They quickly ran out of that place like there was no tomorrow. Luckily, they made it out just before...
BOOOOOM!
Uh, yeah, that.
Everyone stood up, coughing and wiping themselves off.
"WOW! That was an expensive looking explosion!," Owen commented, "I can't believe we had that in the budget."
Next, they went to a celebrity anger-management class back in California. The class was outside in a very peaceful environment.
"So maybe if you look inside yourself, the person you should be most angry at, is you," the teacher told the students, "How have you been feeling? Any more control issues?"
Spud Sawyer was in the class and looked up, "In control," he said in a bored tone.
"Good," she nodded.
"Psst! Spud!"
Spud turned around and saw someone in the bushes.
"It's me, Sam."
Jack Black (who was also in the class) noticed him and frowned, "Hey, we're having a meeting here, man. You're being really rude, kid!"
Sam and the others walked out of the bushes, "Uh, pardon us, please. Spud, I need to talk to you for a second."
"We're getting the Total Drama Kids back together. We need you to drum again," Sierra told him.
Spud's eyes widened, "Spud drum?"
She smiled, "Yep!"
Spud started jumping up and down, "Drum! Drum! Drum!"
The others smiled. That was Spud's way of saying, 'I'm in.'
Jack Black put a hand on Spud's shoulder and whispered something to him.
Spud's smile faded, "In control."
"Good. I'm Spud's court-appointed sponsor. We don't use the D-R-U-M word," Jack Black whispered the last part, "It's his trigger word."
"His trigger word?," Sam raised an eyebrow.
Devin walked up to Jack Black, "Excuse me, mr. Black. I'm so sorry to interrupt, but it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer- -"
BANG!
Jack Black punched Devin in the face and he fell over.
"Devin!," Sierra yelled.
Carrie quickly bent over to help him up.
Jack Black frowned, "It's my trigger word, too."
The teacher stood up, "Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday."
"Tuesday's another one of my trigger words!"
He tried to punch her, but he punched one of the other students by accident.
The teacher frowned as everyone started fighting each other, "Oh I don't think so!"
She punched Jack Black and he fell onto another student.
"Sorry."
As Carrie and Sierra helped Devin walk, Sam grabbed Spud's chain and led the others out, "Let's go, Spud."
"Bye bye!"
"Spud, heel!"
Jack Black got out from under a dog pile, "Go, Spud! Be free, man! But remember! No drumming!"
As they drove over a bridge, 80s Robot spoke.
"Mr. Small, may I suggest we save time and pick up the rest of the TD Kids using a montage?"
"Ah, great idea, 80s Robot."
Beardo, Rock, Taylor and Zeke were playing music in a subway station.
After they finished a song Beardo smiled.
"We greatly appreciate your financial support."
A cane pulled them out, "Whoa!"
"87.3 miles to go. 87.2- -"
"80s Robot, do you have to do that?!," Sam yelled.
They found Professor Mary Marie and Ellody Edison working at the Large Hadron Collider in at CERN.
"We've been uncovering the secrets of the universe," Mary smiled.
Ellody was dusting the inside of a tube, until she was suddenly sucked up, "AH!"
They watched as she went through the tube and came back out as small as a mouse.
Mary picked her up and placed her in her pocket.
"I guess we're in."
Topher was working for a news station.
"Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks."
He glanced next to him and saw the cane. It quickly pulled him out, "Whoa!"
Cody was working for Google.
"Bye, Lisa. Off to the TED Conference," he waved as he left with a MyPad in hand.
The cane pulled him out, "Whoa!"
Crazy Leonard was at Mt. Rushmore.
"Three, two, one!"
He pressed the plunger, and Abraham Lincoln's head blew up and was replaced with Crazy Leonard's head.
The cane pulled him out, "Ah!"
The car started to get pretty full.
"Think we should've rented a bigger car?," Rock asked.
They got a bigger car at Mad Man Mooney & Son Used Cars.
As they drove off, DJ James chased after them with a suitcase in hand.
"Hey, wait for me! I wanna help save the studio! I wanna go with you! Oh, not again."
Sam, Owen, Izzy, Carly, Cody, Topher, Mary, Ellody, Beardo, Rock, Taylor, Zeke, Spud, Rodney, Swedish Sugar, Devin, Carrie and Sierra sat in the bigger car while 80s Robot drove.
"Wow, I can't believe we're all back together. Even all you guys who weren't in the montage," Owen smiled.
Rodney frowned, "Yeah, how come you didn't use me in the montage? I thought my story was pretty interesting."
Sam, Devin, Carrie and Sierra found Rodney sleeping in a hammock on his front porch.
"Rodney?," Sam asked.
Rodney woke up, "Huh?"
"Wanna get back together?"
"Ok."
Rodney chuckled, "Classic."
"Anyhow, it looks like we've got everybody, so now we can plan our telethon and raise that ten million dollars," Sam smiled.
Owen looked over everyone and noticed someone wasn't in the car, "Not everybody."
"No, I think everybody's here."
"Where's- -," Carrie began.
"All good!"
"Da- -," Devin continued.
"All done here!"
"- -kota?," Sierra finished.
Sam sighed.
"Sam, we're gonna get Dakota, right?," Owen asked.
"Ok ok, you're right. We'll go get Dakota," Sam gave in.
"My Minitel tells me she is in Paris, France," 80s Robot said.
Sierra smiled, "Well, then we'll just drive to France."
"You can't drive to France, Sierra," Carrie told her.
"Yeah, it's way too far," Devin frowned.
"Then maybe we should travel by map!," Owen decided.
Sam smiled, "Good idea, Owen."
Owen pushed the Travel by Map button, and they were on their way.