Song: Skinny Genes – Eliza Doolittle
Date: 22.01.12
A/N: This one is long because I already had a half formed idea for a one shot in my head and then this song came up. This is my beta's favourite. :)
Because it took me 15 minutes to figure out how to put my braces/suspenders on. :D
Blaine tipped the bag upside down, letting his new purchase fall onto the bed. He held them up and grinned.
Bright. Pink. Suspenders.
He knew they would drive Kurt crazy.
He ripped off the tags and started trying to figure out how to put them on.
Clipping the shortest strap to the back of his jeans, Blaine wondered what he was supposed to do next.
He tried reaching round and pulling the other straps over his shoulders. But he couldn't grab them; they were too long. He had never been very... flexible.
OK, what about this? Blaine leant backwards and then flung himself forwards in an attempt to catapult the straps over his shoulders.
"Ow!" he cried as the metal clip hit him in the eye before falling limply back to where they hung beforehand, level with his ankles. Blaine raised a hand to his eye. Great, he was bleeding.
He unclipped the suspenders. Stuff this; I'll stick with skinny jeans.