Back in Smalltown, Devin and Carrie were having dinner on Carrie's front porch while they watched the telethon on TV.
"Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience, so if you'd like to come see the show live..."
They both looked at the TV and saw that there was no audience.
"There's no audience in the theatre. Look, it's totally empty," Carrie frowned.
Devin frowned and went back to his meal, "Poor Sierra."
"Maybe we should go back."
"No way, Carrie. I've made my choice already. I just sang a whole song about it. I wanna stay here with you," Devin told her, "So thank you."
Carrie nodded before looking at the TV again.
Izzy the Incredible
Izzy walked onstage in her bright yellow stunt suit, complete with cape.
"Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the Incredible Izzy's most amazing feat ever," Izzy lifted up a bowling ball, "Head bowling."
"What?! No!," Jack Black had a bowling pin on his head, "I have not signed off on this!"
The hobos laughed.
"Drumroll, please," Izzy asked.
Spud took out a triangle and started dinging it.
Sam raised an eyebrow from backstage.
Izzy grabbed the bowling ball with her fingers and swung her arm in full circles.
"And a-one, and a-two, and a-three!"
Jack Black braced himself for impact...but nothing happened.
Izzy frowned, "Uh-oh. Uh, my fingers are stuck. Uh, not to worry folks! My elbows are double-jointed, so I'm fine. Stay tuned!"
The hobos laughed.
"Please make this end! Please!," Jack Black begged.
A family of four laughed as they watched the telethon from their couch.
"This is great. Call 'em," the dad told his wife and she took out her phone.
DJ's phone started ringing and he quickly answered it, "Hello? You wanna give us some money?! Uh..."
"Say yes!," Topher told him.
"Yes! We will take that money!," DJ laughed and hung up, "Hey guys, we got us some money!"
The tote board's number started going up.
And not only that, the audience finally started to arrive.
Hobo Joe got up from his seat, "Oh, yeah, tickets. Here we are. Tickets," one of them gave him a ticket, "Thank you. Five dollars to show you your seat. It's up there somewhere."
"HELP!," Jack Black yelled.
Izzy's fingers were still stuck and her arm kept on swinging.
Sam quickly ran onstage, "Ok, thank you, Izzy. Thank you very much."
As he spoke, a cane pulled Izzy off the stage, "Ah!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, we will see what happens with head bowling later in the show. Up next is our fabulous and funny Kid, mr. Owen Wagaman! Yay!," Sam cheered and walked offstage.
The audience clapped as Owen walked onstage, "Thank you, thank you, and thank you. Boy, did I go to a bad seafood place last night. The catch of the day was salmonella. Ah, wocka wocka!"
No one laughed.
Veronica frowned as she watched from backstage, "Ok."
Jack Black cringed, "Ah! That joke's like fifty years old!"
The audience laughed.
Veronica looked surprised.
"So how 'bout those shopping centers, huh? You seen one, you seen a mall!," he whispered to Jack Black, "Take it!"
"Make it stop!"
The audience laughed again.
Sam watched from backstage as the audience laughed like crazy.
"Wocka wocka wocka wocka!"
"Make it stop! No!"
Veronica smiled.
"We're not a team! I'm not with him!"
Chris McLean frowned as he watched the telethon on six TV screens, "What is happening?! People are actually watching this?!"
He crushed a Blue Bronco can with his bare hand as he saw the tote board reach $28,000.
"Ennui! Bring the car!"
Sierra paced back in forth in her dressing room. She had changed into a strapless golden dress that stopped at her knees.
"What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?"
She heard someone knocking on her door and stopped in place when Cody opened it up and walked in, "Sierra? Sixty seconds 'till you're on, Sierra. You ready?"
Sierra took a deep breath, "No."
She turned around and walked back inside but stopped herself, "Ugh! Yes, yes yes. Ugh! No!"
Sam was sitting at his desk backstage when he saw three people walk in.
Sam's eyes widened, "Whoopi Goldberg? Selena Gomez? And," the last one was Rico Rodriguez, "Hi there."
"Yeah, look, somebody said there might be a career opportunity here, something about saving a theatre?," Whoopi Goldberg asked.
"Yes, yes, of course."
"I don't really know who you guys are. My agent just told me to show up," Selena Gomez confessed.
"That's great."
"Were you on The Big Bang Theory?," Rico Rodriguez asked.
Sam shook his head no for a second but then nodded, "Yes I was! And let me show you how you can help."
He led them to the telephones.
Cody led Sierra to the stage, "And don't worry. It's just your one shot to go on live TV before millions of people to prove you have what it takes to become one of the Total Drama Kids. Good luck!"
Cody walked off, leaving Sierra in a nervous wreck as she watch the show from backstage.
Sam walked onstage, "Up next, I am proud to present a brand-new act to the show. Introducing, Sierra Sanchez!"
The audience cheered.
Sierra took a deep breath...
Sam looked at his new friend concerned when she didn't come out.
"AAHH!"
...and ran through the wall.
Owen's eyes widened, "Ooh, that's not good."