Sam cleared his throat and turned back to the audience, "It appears that Sierra has, stepped out, so it's- -Well, it's back to the days of yore down at the old barbershop."

The curtain went up, revealing Jack Black in a barber shop setting.

Topher: Hello

Topher popped up from behind the table with a razor.

Rodney: Hello

Rodney popped up with a small container of shaving cream.

Justin: Hello

Justin popped up with a comb and a pair of scissors.

Ellody: Hello

Ellody popped up with an axe.

The boys all looked at her wide-eyed.

She raised eyebrow until she realized what she was holding, "Oh! Oh! Sorry, sorry!"

She put it away and picked up a hairdryer.

Ellody: Hello

All: Hello

"Oh no! It's a barbershop quartet! Get me out of here!," Jack Black yelled.

Bop bop

Mee mee

Bop bop

Mee mee

Bop bop

Mee mee

Bop bop

Me me mee

Bop bop

Mee mee

Bop bop

Mee mee

Bop bop

Mee mee

Bop bop

Me me mee

They started giving Jack Black a haircut.

"Wait a minute. What are you doing?"

Rodney: With the lights out

"Is that Nirvana? Stop it! No!"

Ellody: It's less dangerous

Topher: Here we are now

Justin: Entertain us

"You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time!"

Rodney: I feel so bad

Ellody: And contagious

Topher: Here we are now

Justin: Entertain us

"Careful around the ears!"

Rodney: An albino

Rodney took out a white bag that read, 'ALBINO.'

Topher: A mosquito

Topher took out a white bag that read, 'MOSQUITO.'

Ellody: My piccolo

Ellody took out a white bag that read, 'PICCOLO.'

All: Bop bop

Mee mee

Bop bop

Mee mee

Bop bop

Mee mee

Bop bop

Me me mee

They leaned back Jack Black's chair and put the bags on over his head.

Topher: Yeah

Rodney: Yeah

Justin: Yeah

Ellody: Yeah

All: Yeah!

They leaned it back up and took off the bags.

"(High pitched) Ah! That was hot!"

The quartet gasped. Jack Black's head had been shrunk.

"Hey, what's going on here? Why is my body so big? What'd you do to my voice? I sound like a chipmunk! Wait a second, did you guys shrink my head?"

The audience laughed.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Black!," Sam announced as the curtain went down.

The tote board reached three million dollars.

10:45

"Nice work, everybody. Courtney! You girls are up next! We might just make this," Sam went back onstage.

"And now I am pleased and proud to present those princesses of perfection, Courtney and friends!"

The curtain went up, revealing a pink, purple and gold colored setting.

As the music started, Beth rose up stage left, wearing a pink dress.

Then Lindsay rose up stage right, wearing a gold dress.

Finally, Courtney rose up center stage, wearing a purple dress.

Courtney: I see you driving around town with the guy I love

And I'm like, forget you!

I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough

I'm like, forget you and forget him too!

You know, if I was richer, I'd still be with ya

Ain't that some shh?

Lindsay and Beth: Ain't that some shh?

Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a forget you!

Look, I'm sorry

I can't afford a Ferrari

But it doesn't mean I can't get you there

I guess she's an Xbox

And I'm more Atari

But the way you play your game ain't fair

I pity the fool that falls in love with you

Lindsay and Beth: (Oh, he's a gold digger)

Courtney: Well

Lindsay and Beth: (Just thought you should know)

Courtney: Oooooh

I have some news for you

Yeah, run home and tell your little girlfriend

I see you driving around town with the guy I love

And I'm like, forget you!

I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough

I'm like, forget you!

Now baby baby baby, why'd you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?

Lindsay and Beth: So bad, so bad, so bad

Courtney: I tried to tell my daddy, but he told me this was one for my mom

Lindsay and Beth: Your mom, your mom, your mom

Courtney: Uh! Why?

Uh! Why?

Uh! Why baby?

Oh! I love you!

Oh! I still love you!

Lindsay and Beth: Ooooh!

Courtney: I see you driving around town with the guy I love

And I'm like, forget you!

I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough

I'm like, forget you and forget him too!

You know, if I was richer, I'd still be with ya

Ain't that some shh?

Lindsay and Beth: Ain't that some shh?

Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a...

All: Forget you!

The song ended and the curtain went down as the audience clapped.

"Let's hear it for Courtney Clark and her fabulous friends!," Sam walked onstage.

The tote board was at four and a half million dollars.

Meanwhile, more celebrities had shown up to help answer the phones.

"No, I don't why I'm not hosting this," Neil Patrick Harris told the caller.

"So remember, folks, keep on calling and you'll help us reach our goal of ten million dollars by midnight. And if- -"

Suddenly, all of the power went out in the theatre and the tote board switched off.

The audience started murmuring in confusion.

"Uh, ladies and gentlemen, don't be alarmed. We will get this sorted out as soon as we can. Cody!," Sam ran offstage.

Chris McLean smiled proudly as he watched the fuse box crack and sizzle. He had used an axe to destroy it so the telethon would be cancelled.

Ennui, Ryan and Drastic Talent were also with him.

"Well, that's that. Nice try, Kids!"

Drastic Talent laughed menacingly.

Ennui frowned and glared at his boss, which was hard to notice since he was a goth.

"Sam, how are we gonna raise the rest of the money with no electricity?," Owen asked as the Kids stood backstage in the dark.

"Alright, calm down, everybody."

Sam took out a match and lit a candle.

"Is everybody ok?"

Everyone nodded and said they were fine.

Sam frowned, "Well, we can't do the show without power."

"Anybody got any bright ideas?"

"Not now, Owen."

"Ten-gauge gator grip."

Devin gave Carrie the grip and she clipped it into the fuse box.

"I love it when you talk shop," Devin smiled.

Carrie pulled the lever up and the theatre's power was restored.

The audience smiled and applauded when the lights came back on.

Chris frowned when he saw the outside lights come back on, "What?! How'd they get the power back?! We're gonna have to get up on that roof, and shut them down for good! Bolt cutters!," he held out his hand.

"Bolt cutters," Ryan handed him the bolt cutters.

"Ennui! You come with me," Chris told his henchman as he started climbing the ladder.

Ennui gritted his teeth, "That's it."

Chris and Ennui climbed the theatre TV antenna. Ennui looked down briefly and gasped at how high up they were.

"To the end of Total Drama!," Chris smiled and went to cut the antenna...

...but Ennui grabbed them with one hand and pulled them back.

"Ennui! What are you doing?!," Chris demanded as he began to have a tug-o-war with the goth.

"ENOUGH!," Ennui shouted and pulled them back, "Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil voice, doesn't preclude the fact that in my heart, I am a Kid, not a Teen! Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh!"

"What does that mean?!"

"It's an idiom, you idiot! Because you can't LAUGH!"

Ennui pushed the bolt cutters forward, causing Chris to fall off the building, "AAAHHH!"

"Oopsie," Ennui smirked as he watched Chris fall.

Chris landed on the pavement face-down, "Ennui."

Ennui laughed maniacally, "Now that's a maniacal laugh for you!"

Sam walked over to Devin and Carrie after they restored the power, "Hey Devin, Carrie, how'd you guys get here so fast?"

"We traveled by map. We thought it'd be quicker," Carrie informed him.

Sam nodded.

"Hey, I'm sorry I bailed," Devin apologized, "I just, I realized you don't want the most important person in your life to slip away."

Carrie smiled as Devin put his arm around her shoulder.

Sam thought about what Devin said and his eyes wandered over to Dakota's dressing room door.

"Hey, Cody?"

Cody walked up to his boss, "Yeah?"

"Could you do me a favor and take over hosting duty?"

Cody's eyes widened, "B-But chief, I don't go onstage!"

"Just do what I do. Pretend that the audience is naked," Sam told him and walked off.

"Yeah, but I- -," Cody stopped in mid-sentence and turned back to the stage nervously.