Chapter 3

Oh, The

Constant Sorrow!

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Scott McCall was no fool, no sirree bob! As he knew quite well to avoid going to his house on a long term basis lest he be discovered and then taken back to Derek's Loft and chained up again! And forced to look at naked redheads! Lovely, nearly Heavenly redheads at that… Something he should not be doing as he did not want to slight his Allison in any way darn it! Such pureness as Allison Argent did not deserve such things like that and he would be damned to where ever it is Werewolves go when they die before he lays eyes upon another naked sight like that nude redhead again! Heck, he was off half a mind to make a call to Momma Argent and tell her all about what her darling husband had done with him as it would serve him right for showing a minor like him something like that! The man shouldn't have that anyway as its just so wrong since he's married! Of course he had failed to take his phone with him after escaping the Loft but he did manage to grab his guitar on the way to freedom. And what glorious freedom it was!

Course he could always do without being chased by those who he thought were friends! Well, except for maybe Tracy as that girl was just scary in her own right and reminded him way too much of how Erica could be. Except Tracy seemed to take it to another level! The whole thing made him dread the day those two girls decided to team up as no one would be able to stand against them. And he was of the opinion he'd likely be the first to fall to their combined might too. Though whether or not that was paranoia on his part remained to be seen but its just how he feels on the matter darn it! "Wait… They could team up with Lydia… Ohh that's not good. Not good at all man. Nooooooo… Can't happen!" Mumbled the young man drunkenly after acquiring some Wolfsbane and 'talking' someone into buying him a pack of beer to drink away his issues with life.

As he idly played his guitar and sang drunkenly, two men were coming his way with one purpose in mind. Not to rob or try and kill anybody but merely to meet with young Scott McCall to see what he's really like in person. Hell the light skinned man with brown hair and dark shades personally wanted to just shake the young man's hand for helping to rid the world of the likes of Gerard Argent! This man is known as Deucalion and the balding figure next to him is known simply as Ennis. "Ohh she's… Hic… Sput a spell on meee! Oooh Allishun! I lurve yew soooo! Hic! Your scent, your hair, your everything!"

The two men looked at one another with unsure expressions on their faces as this was not what they were expecting at all! "Kid is way too young to be getting drunk off his ass." Grumbled Ennis.

As while he may be something of a hot head, he didn't really care for kids getting drunk and always had a strict rule back when he ran his own Pack to never allow the younger members any alcohol despite the fact they wouldn't be affected by it unless they had some Wolfsbane to help them out. "I quite agree old friend, I quite agree."

As they came nearer, they watched as young McCall suddenly stop playing on his guitar and let out a rather loud expletive. "What troubles you my young friend?" Called out Deucalion curiously as he and Ennis walked up to Scott.

Who looked at the two in his drunken haze and started to talk before he could even think to stop himself! "I just… I just realized my friends are right is all..."

"About what kid?" Came the question from Ennis.

"That I really am obsessed over my girlfriend!"

They watched as the kid took a long drink from his bottle of beer and then belched loudly. The two exchanged looks with one another over the whole thing. "Well… That doesn't sound so bad. Young love tends to have us all a little obsessed." Remarked Deucalion while Ennis just nodded.

God knows though that he HATES hearing about Kali's first great young love! Made him want to go and find the jerk and hurt him badly! "Yeah, but does it have you constantly thinking about the other person? Hic! To the point an intervention hic! Has to be staged for you!?"

That had the two stumped! "Uhh, I can safely say I've never been that obsessed." Answered Ennis.

This kid seriously managed to bring down Gerard Argent? I really hope Deuc ain't gonna try and get him to join us. Just too damn wimpy in my view.

Sniffles could be heard from Scott and then the beginnings of the Soggy Bottom Boys song Constant Sorrow could be heard from him. "Here, have a drink on me and join in." Grumbled the drunken Scott, barely paying attention to the fact that one of the two men is blind!

"I'm afraid we'll have to pass on the drink young man but perhaps we can assist you with the chorus of your chosen song." Replied Deucalion and having a fairly good idea that Ennis was giving him a slight glare for not stopping the whole thing!

What occurred afterwards would prove to be entertaining for those watching as the trio sang the Constant Sorrow song, or in Scott's case slurred through it with a case of the sniffles. Though no one watching could say any of them would be ideal to hear all the time and it would be a sight that the entirety of the Pack aside from Allison, Isaac, and a working Deaton would arrive to see. A few would instantly catch the scent of 'Angry Derek' though they wouldn't get why until later on. "I wish I had a camera man." Spoke up Stiles.

"You do remember your phone is capable of recording right?" Asked Tracy in a condescinding tone of voice.

For his part, the son of the Sheriff looked sheepish for forgetting that while Erica and Heather glared at the girl who only arched an eyebrow at the two in return. Stiles then quickly pulled out his phone and set it to record. "Ennis..." Growled Derek.

His growl caused the singing to stop and for the trio to look their way. Well, Ennis and Scott anyways! "Well if it isn't little Derek Hale! And all grown up I see!"

"Derek Hale you say? A pleasure to be around a Hale after so long." Spoke up Deucalion after Ennis helped him get up.

"Why'd we stop singin'!?"

"Cause you crazy fool, we here." Answered Danielle.

Causing him to look her way, at least he thought he was when in reality he was looking right at his mom! "Who's we?" Asked the drunken Beta with squinted eyes as he tried to look at what's in front of him.

Sighs escaped everyone at this point and one Melissa McCall was not happy over her son being drunk! Or the fact these two men clearly didn't stop him from doing it! "'We' as in in your mother for starters young man. When we get home we are going to have a LONG talk about you and drinking and you two are adults and should know better!"

"Hey now lady, I'm against kids who drink and I was gonna take it from him real soon!" Its just he ended up getting caught up in the moment of singing along is all…

Aww Christ, Kali and the twins are gonna haze me over that I just know it...

He winced when her glare seemingly intensified his way. "I assure you Miss that were I not hindered by blindness I would have already taken his alcohol from him." Assured Deucalion and making Scott frown in annoyance.

"Youse can't do that! I needs it! I'm freakin' obsesseded and its horrible!" Wailed the young man drunkenly.

"SUCCESS BITCHES! HE NO LONGER DENIES IT!" Cheered Jackson loudly and getting a swat on the arm for it from Lydia.

And it wasn't long before Tracy, Heather, Danielle, and Erica were hitting him too. "Ow! Stop that damnit! OW!" The former Kanima glared at Danny for that last hit who merely smiled back sheepishly.

"Sorry man, it just looked fun."

"I'll show you fun…" Muttered the boy annoyedly.

"Well, I think it best we be off. I'm sure we'll be 'seeing' one another at some point again. Especially you Derek as there is something we need to discuss." Spoke up Deucalion.

Frowning at that as he wasn't sure what the man would even want to talk with him about, he nodded but also added in his own input. "Sure, but your friend here better not be with you."

"I think that can be arranged."

And with that, the two made their leave rather quickly before a certain highly irate mother could go off on them even more for pretty much aiding and abetting a minor in getting drunk. Even though that was clearly not the case at all! "Josh, Corey, take care of the alcohol." Ordered Derek and the two quickly did so much to the immense dislike of Scott!

"Hey! That's mine!" He got up to try and chase them, only to end up falling down for his troubles.

"Owie… No wanna be sober!" Whined the Beta as he knew it'd just be depressing now that he knows he actually is obsessed!

The two boys came back seconds later with pleased grins on their faces and informed the group that they trashed the pack they took from Scott. "Traitors..." Mumbled the still downed Beta.

"Nah, just think of it as payback for knocking us out." Replied Josh.

"Yeah! That hurt man!"

Vernon grabbed Scott and hauled him over his shoulder and was somewhat surprised that he wasn't fought against for his efforts while Sydney grabbed his guitar and the group made their way out of the park. "I'll call Mrs. Morrell." Spoke up Lydia as they left as it was probably for the best anyway now that Scott had gotten free of his denial.

She could only hope this went way better then their attempt did!

Author's Notes: I hope this was worth the wait!