A/N: This...this just had to be done.
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It was a regular day in the Land of Nowhere. The fire squirrels were scaring away the birds, the feline warriors were sunbathing, and Jack was skipping around the training room and humming a cheery tune.
Okay, maybe that last part wasn't so normal.
Earlier that day, Chase's two young apprentices got into a bit of a disagreement. Katnappe said something about Jack's new robot designs, so Jack retaliated by insulting her hairstyle, and it simply escalated from that point.
It got to the point where Katnappe was so agitated that it impaired her thinking. It honestly seemed like a good idea to pick up the object nearest to her and use it on her companion. Unfortunately, said object just happened to be the Ying Yo-Yo. Which is how Jack got to be in his current condition.
Now, at first, it was funny. Jack's Good side was an even bigger dork than his usual Evil one. That is, until their master arrived.
"...What is going on here?" he asked slowly, observing the young genius' odd behavior.
"Ummm, I used the Ying Yo-Yo on him?" Katnappe stated nervously.
"Why?" Chase demanded.
"He was getting on my nerves?" she said, even more nervous.
The immortal sighed deeply and rubbed his temples. As far as he knew, the last person to have the Yang Yo-Yo was Wuya. It was almost not worth going to find her, but he was not going to put up with an apprentice who was aligned with the side of Good. Especially when it was Jack. His good side made the monks seem like a vicious street gang.
He turned to the blond girl and said "I'll be gone for a few hours. Do try and not get into any more trouble in the meantime. Oh, and make sure Jack doesn't leave the citadel. I don't want him running off to the Xiaolin temple or anything."
"Yes, Master," she replied, trying not to smile.
That had been over an hour ago. Jack had indeed tried to leave their home several times already. He only wanted to go to pick flowers and give the Canyon of Doom and Agony a fresh coat of paint, but she figured she was better safe than sorry.
She was currently sitting cross legged on the floor and held her head in her hands. This was so boring. She had tried to get Jack to go to the library or his room so they could do something entertaining(watching him twirl like a five year old ballerina wannabe had ceased to be a long while ago), but the boy wouldn't budge. He claimed that the training room was the best one for dancing. She was really going to have to remember this for blackmail purposes later on.
Suddenly, her fellow apprentice pranced over to her side. She fought the urge to recoil at his eerily bright smile. And how the hell did his clothes change from his black training outfit to a white shirt and khakis, a red tie, and a blue sweater vest? Furthermore, how did his hair become lighter?
Noticing her confused expression, he decided to comment on it. It wouldn't be very good of him to leave his best buddy in a not-happy mood! "You don't look very happy, Ashley," he observed. "Is something the matter?"
"Uh, it's nothing, Jack," she answered. "I'm just feeling a little confused right now, so..."
"Oh, confused," he echoed. "Well, Ashley, that is natural! There are certainly a lot of things in Chase's place that can be...disturbing. But you have to learn to overcome it! Just like we have all done." He gestured to a few tigers who were sleeping in the corner.
Then, Jack proceeded to do the most disturbing thing she had ever seen and heard him do. He started to sing.
"I gotta feelin' that you could be feelin' a whole lot better than you feel today," he sang with that creepy smile of his. "You say you got a problem? Well, that's no problem! It's super easy not to feel that way!"
"Jack...?" she asked. "Where is that music coming from?"
"When you start to get confused because of thoughts in your head, don't feel those feelings! Hold them in insteeeeead!" he continued.
He then backed up a bit so he could move more freely. "Turn it off," he sang. "like a light switch! Just go 'click'," he made a flicking gesture with his finger "It's a nifty little Xiaolin trick! We do it all the time. When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right, treat those pesky feelings like a reading light, and turn em' off! Light a light switch! Just go 'zap'. Really what's so hard about that? Turn it off!"
"Maybe I should call Master," she murmured. "Though, on second thought..." She then smirked deviously and took out her phone. She turned the camera on and aimed it at Jack.
"When I was young my grandma would treat my dad real bad every time she tried to get him to be evil, but he refused. She'd throw a tantrum, and I started planning on how I was going to keep my dad from getting disowned. I'd see him all scared, and my good side was dying. My gram would say to me 'Now, don't you dare start crying!'" At that last sentence, his expression darkened. But it quickly changed back into disturbingly happy. "Turn it off, like a light switch! Just go 'flick'. It's a nifty little Xiaolin trick! Turn it off! Turn. It. Off!"
"This is so going on the web," Katnappe chuckled.
"My robots were my warriors until they got viruses. My computer said they still had two months more. I thought they had time, so I got in line for the new iPhone at the Apple store," he exclaimed. Again, his expression turned to one of sadness. "They lay there in the basement with their membranes dysfunctioning. Their very last words were 'Where is our creator?'...Turn it off! Bid those sad feelings adieu! The fear that I may get sick and die too!" He then laughed loudly before it turned into a few nervous chuckles.
"When I was in second grade, I had a hero: Chase Young!" he declared. "He and I were destined to work together! One thing led to another, and soon I would discover, I was having really strange feelings for Chase. I thought about us training in his super cool palace. I'd impress him with my genius, and then he'd try and...Whoa, turn it off, like a light switch! There, it's gone. My good side just won! I'm all better now. Everyone should be on the Xiaolin side. So if you ever feel you'd rather be a Heylin, turn it off!
"Well, Jack," Katnappe snickered "I think it's alright to have evil thoughts, so long as you never act upon them."
"No," Jack said incredulously. "'Cause then you're just keeping it down, like a dimmer switch on low! Thinking 'Nobody needs to know!' But that's not true! Being evil is bad, but lying is worse. So just realize you have a curable curse, and turn it ooofffff!"
Katnappe clapped and cheered a she started to do a fast paced tap dance. She was surprised to see that he was actually a great dancer. But what surprised her even more was when he clapped his hands twice and the lights went out. But she busted out laughing when he clapped again and the light came on. Instead of his blue vest, he was now donning a bright pink one, with sequins. He proceed to dance for a bit more before coming to a stop in front of her.
"Turn it off!" he cried. "Now, how do you feel?"
"The same," she answered. Did he actually expect her to do all that?
He groaned in disappointment. "Then you've only got yourself to blame," he replied. "You didn't pretend hard enough. Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes, and find the box that's evil and CRUSH IT!" He yelled that last part and his face twisted into an angry frown. "Okay?"
"No, no, I'm not having evil thoughts," she falsely assured him.
"Alright, it worked! Yay!" he cried. He then backed up again so he could dance. "Turn it oooof! Turn it off, turn it oooof! Turn it off, turn it off, like a light switch! Just go 'click', 'click', 'click'. What a cool little Xiaolin trick! We do it all the time. When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right, treat those pesky feelings like a reading light! Turn it O-O-OOOF! Like a light switch on a cord! Now she isn't evil any- turn it, turn it, turn it, turn iiiit-" He started to twirl around in circles, moving across the floor.
"Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it, tuuUUUuurn it! Turn it off! Ow!" he cried as he collided with something hard. He looked up to see a familiar scowling face. "Hi, Master!"
Chase just sighed and held up the Wu he had retrieved from a nest of angry beavers.
"Yang Yo-Yo!"
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A/N: After I mentioned Good!Jack being a good Mormon last chapter, I couldn't help but write this. The song is "Turn It Off" from The Book of Mormon( of course, I changed some of the lyrics a bit to fit the story). Seriously, go listen to it. I dare you to tell me you can't picture GJ singing this. This is also another extra chap that will probably never be mentioned again. Maybe it will, idk. The actual next chapter will definitely be up soon.