9. take it off
Prompt: How about… "You heard me. Take. It. Off."... BUT it has nothing to do with getting each other naked.
A/N: Sorry this isn't very long… although I guess that makes it more of an actual drabble than the previous ones I've written XD Random future fluff.
"You heard me. Take. It. Off."
"But we need matching outfits." She whined, dodging the hand that was reaching for what was the topic of discussion. A big, feathered, Bordeaux colored pirate hat.
He looked at her as if she had gone completely mad. His eyes darted frantically around the shop, praying to any deity that nobody was looking their way.
"That… thing would never be part of a matching outfit, there is no time or realm where I would ever wear such a monstrosity." He had lowered his voice, but put emphasis on every word. He didn't need all of Boston to hear their dispute while they were there on vacation, but he also couldn't stand for this blatant attack on his dignity.
"The Disney movie seems to disagree." She countered with a smirk, spinning around to see the hat from different angles in the mirror of the kids' toys section.
"I thought we agreed never to mention that bloody disaster again?" His voice practically raised an octave. The tone of betrayal made Emma break into a fit of giggles. She reached for the crime against fashion, but instead of putting it back on the shelf, she placed it on top of Killian's head before he could protest.
He grabbed it within a millisecond, aggressively throwing it on the floor as if it had burned his hand. With said hand firmly placed on the small of her back he pulled her with him as he walked out of the store with long, determined strides. She threw her head back in laughter, ignoring the odd stares they were getting from employees and customers alike.
She was so buying that hat online.