Song: Gold Digger – Glee Cast
Date: 01.04.12
A/N: Woo! It's April Fool's Day! Although I don't actually play any tricks, I'm more likely to be tricked. Anyways, I wanted to do something funny for today but I was completely blank, so I turned to my beta who simply replied "Tweedles".
"Kurt, you look glum," Evan announced.
"Yeah, what's up?" Ethan asked as the pair sat either side of Kurt on the couch.
Kurt looked up from where he was playing Jenga with himself on the coffee table. The tower crashed the floor and he sighed. "Mercedes just cancelled our shopping trip; ND emergency apparently…"
"We'll take you shopping!" Ethan cried suddenly.
"Yeah, anything you want – it's on us!"
"Yes. These. I need these. And those. And this. This is just awesome." Kurt declared, throwing another shirt into the baskets that the Tweedles were carrying. Another designer shirt.
"You know when we said anything you want? Maybe we should've set a limit?" Evan whispered to Ethan.
"We said? You said it!" Ethan hissed back, setting one of the full baskets onto a nearby chair.
"Ready to pay?" Kurt asked. He stood in front of the two blonde boys, listening into their conversation. The Tweedles looked at each other.
Kurt suddenly broke out into laughter. "I'm kidding guys, I'm not going to buy all this stuff."
The Tweedles let out breaths they didn't realise they had been holding.
"But... for my birthday..."
This is what I would call crabble, i.e. crap drabble.
Also, are there any other Starkid's here doing Operation Cheesecake?