THNX 4 REVIEWS , I PROBALLY SHUDA UPDATED THIS SOONER BUT HEY , IM LAZY !
LOL , NO , WELL , YES I AM LAZY , BUT I WAS UPDATING UTHA STROIES OF MINE , U SHUD CHECK 'EM OUT , IF U LIKE THIS U MIGHT LIKE WHO WANTS 2 BE A VAMPINAIRE ?
STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT AND RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERS BUT I OWN LEVI – THE VOLTURI HUMAN RECEPTIONEST .
EMMETTS IDEA: A TWILIGHT TRUTH OR DARE!
ALEC'S POV
We made our way to the local KFC , a sick , twisted dare , I'm going to humiliate her mate , I'll get Renta to shield me from his gift . We arrived at the fast food place that humans loved , for some unknown , bizarre reason . The newborn (Bella) ordered the sickly food for my poor twin sister , Jane . Something called a 'family feast' it contained : 16 pieces of chicken , four bags of chips , sweet-corn – despite the fact it isn't very sweet – beans and a very large bottle of Pepsi Max !
"Enjoy ." Bella said in a threatening tone , poor Jane , she is just sitting there staring at the chicken, as if she was trying to inflict pain on it . "You scared , the evil bitch everyone knows and hates is scared of a chicken ?" Emmett said , mocking my sister . I'd like to see him try to eat that shit ! "Um , o-o-ok-okay , h-here it goes ." Jane said about to take a bite of the chicken ….
"Wait !" Bella said . She looked sort of …. Guilty , her red eyes filled with sympathy . Jane looked up at her . "I can't let you eat that !" Oh fucking thank god ! Jane grinned , what would have changed her mind ? "I can't let you eat it without sault , the chips taste shit without it ." She smiled devilishly whilst poring all of the sault from the bottle thing onto the chips . Jane's grin disappeared , she gulped again . Everybody but Jane and myself laughed at this!
Her mouth chewed the chicken , then the chips , then the beans , then the sweet-corn and then she had a drink to wash it all down . Jane Volturi ate a KFC , how awful? "How do you feel?" I asked her , concern in her voice . " I feel …." She puked all over my face . Everybody erupted into laughter , she puked on Caius and me … again . "I – I don't think your supposed to swallow the bones are you ?" She said .
"Um , no why ?" I asked , she then opened her mouth and formed an 'O' with her mouth . She then pelleted out chicken bones , they hit windows shattering them . She was like a loaded gun , firing away freely . "Are you alright now ?" I asked when she was done breaking the windows . She opened her mouth to speak , but unfortunately she had two chicken bones still lurking in her mouth … and they were trying to escape . And they got their wish . Two chicken bones flew out her mouth and landed in my eye sockets , my eyes pushed back into my head and I had two slimy bones sticking out my face ! I pulled them out , my eyes were fine but they were stinging .
Jane's POV
I can't believe I did that ! The stupid bitch will pay , I know Alec will want revenge on her mate so I'll let him do that ! I'll get revenge on the mutt! "Okay mongrel slash paedophile truth or dare ?" I asked the wolf boy who's name was Jacob , according to master . He looked at Edward , he just looked at the floor . Jacob knew that whatever was upcoming In his life , he wouldn't like it . "Um dare ?" He said , attempting to be brave . I smiled my sick , torturing smile ….
"I dare you to …."
_OKAY WHOEVER GUSSES WHAT JACOB'S DARE IS , GETS TO CHOOSE WHO JACOB DARES AFTER HIS DARE , THEY CHOOSE IF IT IS TRUTH IR DARE AND THEY GET TO PICK WHAT IT IS !
THNX 4 READIN' , SO PLZZZZ JUST TAKE 5 MORE SECONDS OF UR TIME AND TYPE A REVIEW ?
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