Okay I know I have not been on for a while but recently my boyfriend of two years dumped me and left me to take care of our 9 month year old son , I will try to update as often as I can but I'm living in a tiny apartment with my pregnant twin sister , looking for a job so I can pay for day care , I'm trying to arrange a time where me and my ex can talk for the sake of our son , I'm depressed , so if I don't update soon enough …BLAME HIM!
Disclaimer : Stephanie owns it – I own Levi the new human Volturi assistant but… the rest belongs to Stephanie .
Also if any off you find my stories offensive I don't hate gays (one of my brothers is gay and the other is bisexual )
Emmett's idea : A twilight truth or dare .
Rosalie's POV
Okay , Rose you can do this. Don't let the mongrel take advantage of you , I'm the most beautiful woman in the world ! I don't need a mirror to tell me so . But… being nice to everyone – EVERYONE… can't I even have one mongrel joke , he calls me Blondie ?
"Okay dear friend Jacob , I accept your dare as I shall not even take a glance at my appearance or say a single harsh word to another member of this wonderful world!" I said in a sweet tone , tilting my head to the side and pressing my hands together .
"You've ….. broken her…." Jasper said .
"I'm not broken – I'm fixed , what glorious weather we are having !" I said spinning around in circles .
"By the way , the only time you're a loud to break the niceness is when you give someone a truth or dare ." Jacob stated .
"YES! YOU FUCKING PIECE A SHIT OF DOG! HEIDI TRUTH OR FUCKING DARE?" I screamed at the bitch who was applying beauty products to her skin through a mirror .
"Um…. Truth ?" She said unsure , putting away her make up .
"Have you ever wished of fucking any of the guard members?" I said .
"Err , um no…" She replied dishonestly .
"Liar." Announced Maggie .
"Fine um , well , Afton is sorta hot….."
"YOU BITCH!" Screamed Chelsea . "WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS LATER!"
"Okay Amun , truth or dare?" She asked him .
"Dare." He said after a moment of pondering upon it – he decided not to be a pussy and pick dare.
"I dare you to get a job as a male stripper and preform at some random girl – actually guy's 18th birthday party !" That bitch is evil ….. but this will be amusing .
"WHAT?" Screamed Kebi .
"She said; that Amun has to be a gay stripper !" Screamed Felix right in Kebi's ear.
" . .SAID!" She spat at him ,venom pooling in her mouth .
"Okay , let's go and find you something to wear … and a gay prick whom is 18 today."
Amun gulped and returned dressed as a police man.
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