DON'T OWN TWILIGHT ! : (
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EMMETTS IDEA : A TWILIGHT TRUTH OR DARE!
Aumun's POV
I , have been alive longer then a century , today I will be nude in front of many hormonal lads all wanting a go on my cock , I am very nervous they will think my manhood is small , although Kebi says I'm great in bed . I think she is exaggerating when she says I fuck like a porn star . However , I am not a pussy so I will strip down for the faggots !
My cock was erect at the thought of striping down , all of a sudden there was a loud laughter filling the atmosphere . HOLY SHIT IT'S CULLEN ! OH FUCK! HE CAN READ MINDS! I guess he read that thought to because Bella , his mate , was helping him up of the floor and questioning why he was acting like a Hyena . If I could blush , I would of , Emmett – the other Cullen would've been on the floor with his adoptive brother/coven mate if I had so .
"OKAY I FOUND SOMEONE!" Yelled Chelsea , the stupid bitch whom is making me do this horrendous dare .
"Who?" Asked Peter , a nomad Jasper (another Cullen or Hale) trained with in the war.
"His name is Neapolitan and he was looking for a cheap, gay stripper to rent for his 18th , when I showed him Amun's picture and said it was for free , you could practically see the lust dropping from his eyes ."
"I'm ready , let me strip down!" I announced
"Wait till you get to the party , here's the dress , Maggie and Edward's gifts will tell us if you actually went through with it . " Chelsea confirmed .
After 15 minutes of picking up the correct scent that lurked on Chelsea and finding the right address , I burst into the party doors and yelled :
"RIGHT PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND NO ONE GETS HURT!"
Ooh …. Wrong house ….. awkward…..
"Um , I apologize elderly ones , I am supposed to be taking my clothes off next door to get young men aroused , I shall not be a bother anymore." I left after apologizing to the old ones who were playing Bingo and burst into the RIGHT house .
"RIGHT , HANDS UP NOW OR YOUR GOING STRAIGHT TO THE CELL!" I boomed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Shouted a young lady .
"Mom , it's not really the police , it is the male stripper I hired to arouse my guests and myself , please don't alarm my fellow gays ?" Said whom I was guessing was the birthday boy.
"Um , sorry , um , officer….." She said going into the kitchen.
"RIGHT I'VE HAD A REPORT AT THE STATION THAT THERE ARE SOME BADASS , HORNY LADS HERE THAT NEED TEACHING A LESSON!" I shouted .
With that I changed the music and swung my arm around in a circle after turning to my side , after completing the circle I used that hand to lift of my officer cap and throw it to the gays whom were cheering like ….. um … gays …
I removed my shirt and did some more dancing , gripping my shirt in my hand I twisted and turned on the stage I leaped onto , I threw my shirt and later my pants out to the gays . I was left in some purple speados . I ran my thumb over the elastic of the top and teased them with it. I finally pulled them off and threw them to the birthday boy . He caught them with eagerness , then there was a loud gasp .
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET A STRIPPER WITH A BIG DICK?" Asked a male whom was talking to the birthgay boy .
"THE GAL WHO SAID I COULD HIRE HIM SAID HE HAD THE BIGGEST COCK IN THE WORLD!" He said.
"LETS KILL THE SMALL DICK GUY FOR MUGGING THE BDAY BOY!" Shouted a gay.
"ITS LIKE A FUCKING BABYS!" Shouted another , paedophile , I thought smugly .
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I screamed . "Um , happy birthday , Gaylord !" I ran out the door and ran back to the vampires who were waiting for my return .
"I DID IT , I DID IT!" I confirmed .
"Oh fucking god , Amun , get some clothes on!" Shouted Caius , covering his eyes , everybody else was as well , Kebi bought back some clothes she stole of a random dude .
"Okay , truth or dare Isabella." I asked after I put some clothes back on .
"Um , I've already had a go." She said.
"No rule book to say you can't have another game." Caius stated.
Bella smirked evilly and said :
"very well , Truth." She said looking at Caius the entire time.
Oh I have got a good one!
"Have you ever petted a Goat?" I asked.
Bella's POV
I have the perfect idea on how I will gain my revenge on Caius , if he picks dare that is , I'm sure he will , he'll not want to be a pussy…..
"Have you ever petted a Goat?" Amun asked.
"What?" I questioned his randomness .
Felix came up to me and shouted loudly in my ear . "HE SAID : HAVE YOU EVER PETTED A GOAT?"
"I .KNOW . WHAT .HE .SAID !" I spat at him , seriously for super powerful vampires who scares the shit outta everybody they sure are a bunch of dumbass , useless shits !
"So have you?" Amun said .
"Um , yeah…." I said trailing off.
"When ?"
"Why?" Amun is being random.
"Because , I want to know."
"Um , my mom took me to a farm when I was like four and I um ….. petted some Goats and I um …. Fed some."
"Okay , your turn them!" Amun exclaimed .
"CAIUS TRUTH OR FUCKING DARE!" Everyone looked at me as if I was crazy .
"Dare." He said simply as if he could just shrug of what was upcoming in his life.
"I dare you to dress up as a dog and hump Aro's leg."
Everyone but Caius burst out with laughter .
"I AM NOT DOING THAT , I REPECT HIM TOO MUCH!"
"Is the Doggy being a Pussy?" I teased .
"FINE , FINE I WILL DO IT! " He yelled.
"Good , I'll go buy your costume , go find Aro." I said smirking .
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