Should of updated sooner but I didn't soooooooooooooo yeah…

Fuck u…..

Kidding…I'm bored….

I say random shit when I'm bored sooooooooooooooooo…

Yeah…..

Review…..

Pictures of Caius's dog costume and stuff is on my profile….

If you have ideas for dares then please leave them in the comments or PM me , I'm willing to talk!

I'm a loner…..

Kidding , kidding …..

Not…

I'm kidding , I have friends , but I love to chat online with strangers….

Kidding.

I'm weird .

And random,

I'll just go kill myself to end the pain of being a loner.

Disclaimer : I own twilight !

So on with the story .

Bella's POV

I could see the fear lurking in his –

EDWARD: YOU DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!

ME: EDWARD , OH , EDWARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU FINALLY REALISE I AM THE ONE FOR YOU?

EDWARD: NO , I CAME TO TELL YOU , YOU DON'T OWN TWILIGHT , STEPHANIE MEYER DOES.

ME: YEAH RIGHT , I OWN TWILIGHT BY ALL RIGHTS!

JACOB: NO YOU DON'T , YOU ONLY OWN THIS FANFIC

ME: JACOB , OH , JACOB , MARRY ME AND IMPRINT ME AND LOVE ME!

EDWARD: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?

ME: I DO , I AM TEAM EDCOB!

JERRY: I AM TEAM DAMON!

JACOB: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ?

JERRY: I'M JERRY.

EDWARD: WHY ARE YOU HERE?

JERRY : I DON'T KNOW! *RUNS OF IN TEARS*

EDWARD , JACOB & ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY….

POINT IS ….. I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT …. OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT EDWARD AND JACOB SAY…..

OKAY THE REAL STORY!

Emmett's idea: A twilight truth or dare

Bella's POV

I could see the fear lurking in his eyes – the hint of glistening fear that I took in as a victory – he seemed to shrug it off and act as if he wasn't bothered by it . But everyone could see that he was scared , I mean who wouldn't be? Humping his loyal friend , whom he thinks of as a brother , leg!

With one last glance at my victim I went to find a costume shop , I found one called FUNKYFUCKERS! (A/N : MADE UP NAME ….. I THINK ….. AND I HOPE….) and then I saw it…. THE PERFECT DOG COSTUME! I bought it and returned to the vampires . I took the dog costume I'd recently purchased , out of the bag and brought it to Caius.

"Put it on and then come back to me and hear what you must do." I said throwing the costume at him.

He returned only a minute later and everyone (except him) roared with laughter – especially Emmett! He bowed his head in shame but it looked funny as he had a dog's head on.

"Aro is in the castle , in the throne room ,he is probably talking to Marcus or his wife who's name I can't pronounce , just randomly go in and hump his leg." Again , the only sound that could be heard was the laughter of those whom wanted Caius to be humiliated . "Any questions?"

"Do I have to do this?" He whined pathetically.

"Yes, unless you want to be my personal assistant that is." I replied back to the sulking mut.

"What tasks would I have to obey too?" He's showing weakness.

"Um , well:

Run to the store for me

Drink animal blood

Clean my house

Wash all of the families cars

Clean my dad's house , with me there to make sure you don't kill him of course.

Act super nice and not hurt a fly

Wear pink , frilly dresses

Buy me things with your own money

Get a job as a teacher for kinder gardeners

Wear a wig and put on make up

And other stuff too , basically just a bunch of random shit that will annoy the fuck out of you , so what will it be?" I asked as I finished my list.

He showed no fear but Jasper could object to that statement .

"I'll do the dare." He said walking into the throne room , the rest of the vampires following .

Just as planned , Aro was standing talking to Marcus and Sulpicia .

I walked in…..

"Ah , Caius , how lovely of you to accompany us." He turned around . "Brother , what are you wearing?"

After a long sigh I hesitantly crept forward and bent down to my brothers leg – I wrapped myself around him – I then started to ….fuck ….his leg….

…I was humping my brother…..

"Caius , what are you doing? Get of me!" Aro shrieked shaking his leg.

After eighteen more minutes of humping , I was told by Isabella I was allowed to stop but not explain to him. So I walked out , before I let I was told how long I'd have to do it for .

"Okay , Emmett , think you're so brilliantly strong , prove it? Truth or dare?" I said glaring at the lad.

"DARE!" He yelled . "I'm afraid of nothing!"

"Very well , if I'm humiliating myself in front of Aro , then you shall too!" He laughed at my remark . "I dare you to : Give Aro a blowjob!"

His eyes fell as did his massive grin.

"You're on!" He said smirking.

OKAY SOOOOOOOOO REVIEW!

I'M NOT GOING INTO GRAPHIC DETAIL ABOUT THE BJ!

BUT SHOULD I RATE IT M TO BE SAFE?