SORRY 4 NOT UPDATING IN A WHILE BUT HERES THE NEXT CHAPTER!

JACOB IS 17 LIKE BELLA IN THIS STORY BUT JACOB IS TWO MONTHS OLDER THEN BELLA.

ME: I OWN TWILIGHT

JASPER: NO YOU DON'T

ME: YES I DO

JASPER: PROVE IT

ME:OKAY * ME GOES TO LAPTOP AND TYPES JASPER KISSES ME*

JASPER: *KISSES ME* WOW YOU REALLY DO OWN TWILIGHT

ELEAZAR: JASPER , SHE DOESN'T OWN TWILIGHT , SHE HAS A MINIPULATIVE GIFT , JUST LIKE YOUR OWN .

JASPER: NO I LOVE HER!

ELEAZAR: HER GIFT IS TO MAKE PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.

JASPER: I CAN MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH JACOB SO HAHA!

ELEAZAR: NO YOU CANT!

JASPER: OH REALLY , I MADE CARLISLE , EDWARD AND EMMETT GAY !

STEPHANIE MEYER: *WALKS IN TYPES ON MY LAPTOP: THIS IS BULLSHIT , ALICE LOVES JASPER*

ME: OH NO YOU DIDN'T *POINTS FINGER AT HER*

STEPAHNIE MEYER: OH YES I DID

POLLY: HI EVERYONE!

JASPER: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

POLLY: I'M POLLY!

ME: WHY ARE YOU HERE?

POLLY: I'M ONLY JOKING

ME: ABOUT WHAT

POLLY: ABOUT BEING POLLY , I'M A COP AND I'M HERE TO AREST YOU FOR TRYING TO STEAL STEPANIE MEYERS STORY!

ME: OH FUCK THEY CAUGHT ME AGAIN , GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LET THEM GO…*PULLS OPEN A HIDDEN DOOR IN THE WALL AND JACOB , EMMETT , EMBRY , PAUL , CARLISLE , EDWARD , PETER , GARRET , CAIUS , FELIX , DEMETRI , ALEC AND A MOUSE COMES RUNNING OUT*

POINT: I'M UNSURE IF I HAVE ONE…..

I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT….YET….I NEVER WILL…..

WOLF GIRL

JACOBS POV

Bella and I arrived back in my home at La Push , my sister had recently announced she's dating Paul a guy who lives a little while away from my own door step , so she'd be spending the night there . Whilst my dad, was at the Clearwater's for lunch.

Bella's soft , brown eyes were full of passion and love , her hair hung in perfect curls just above her thighs whilst her lips , remained perfect and kissable during our long , long make out sessions. My hand laced in her hair as I deepened the kiss . I lay her gently down on her bed and skimmed my nose along her neck before replacing it with my lips , then it was my tongues turn.

"Jacob." She said sitting up on my bed.

"What?" I asked wondering why she was stopping me.

"This is crazy , we've just met , let's get to know each other first."

"Okay , my name is Jacob Black , I'm 17 and I am a very hormonal guy so ….. are we done now."

She smiled which was a sign she was ready. My lips returned to their previous place on her neck , slowly they roamed there way further and further her body….

I awoke the next morning with the gorgeous Isabella Swan curled up in my arms – our bare bodies covered up by my plane whit blanket – she had her head on my shoulder and was mumbling my name in her sleep. I kissed her head before getting dressed and leaving my room . My dad was in the kitchen along with Rachel . Rach looked wrecked , she was half asleep at the table.

I made them some breakfast and Rachel ate in silence , my dad was talkative and I answered his questions on how it went with Bella at the movies , of course he didn't know chief Swans daughter/ his best friend , was naked in my bed sleeping ."

I made some breakfast for Bella and I too , I went into my bedroom again to see the naked girl I had the pleasure of fucking last night , sitting up moaning groggily in my bed.

"Hey beautiful." I said , it was true , despite her messy morning hair….and breath, she still looked beautiful !

"Hey" She said greeting me , she rubbed her hand with her face and sat up

We ate together , she told me that she'd like to see me again .

After that , Isabella Swan left my house , after she put some clothes back on first ….

I lay back down on my bed and sighed happily.

OKAY SORRY IT'S SHORT&SHIT BUT I'M LAZY , NO I HAVE OTHER STUFF 2 DO!