Chapter 6: Rock Trolls
Kagome paces, distraught. She talks to herself. "Get it together. Control it. Don't feel. Don't feel. Don't FEEL!" She hears ice cracking. Stops. Looks around. She's left a sharp wake of ice spikes behind her on the floor. They grow up the wall, taking over the castle.
The Northern Lights are bright. Olaf stares at them in awe as he rides on Shippo's back with Kilala. Shippo is in his reindeer form. "Look, Shippo. The sky's awake." Behind Olaf and Shippo, Sango walks with Miroku. The others are behind them. Miroku shivers. "Are you cold?" asks Sango. "I'm ok Sango" Miroku brushes her worry aside. "No, you are not ok Miroku. I can tell your freezing" Sango sais in half worry and half anger.
Sango looks around "Come here Miroku" She pulls Miroku around a bend into a rock-lined pass. Steam vents, powered by the volcanic activity, dot the path. He holds her hands over one of them. "thanks Sango" Miroku said greatly.
They continue on the path, walking from vent to vent. Sango takes a deep breath "So, about my friends...well, I say friends, they're more like family... Anyway, when I was a kid, it was just me and Kohaku...until Kilala found me and they took us in." "They did?" Miroku asked.
"Yeah. I don't want to scare you, they can be a little bit inappropriate...and loud...very loud...they're also stubborn at times, and a little overbearing. And heavy. Really, really heavy." Sango said, a little nerves "But they're fine.. You'll get it. They mean well."
Miroku touches Sango's arm, reassuringly. "Sango, they sound wonderful." Sango smiles, she blushes a little. "Okay then..." Kilala jumps down from Shippo. Mustering the courage, Sango steps forward and with a wave of the arms announces- "Meet my family."
REVEAL: she's surrounded by rocks. "Hey, guys!" As Sango and Kilala move through the rocks, waving and greeting, Olaf and and the group stand frozen, dumbfounded.
Miroku sais to himself "...They're rocks."
Olaf sais "She's crazy. (covertly, to Miroku) I'll distract them while you run. (Loud and slow to a rock) Hi, Sango's family! It's nice to meet you! (quietly to Miroku) Miroku, because I love you, I insist you run. (to the rock) I understand you're love experts! (to Miroku) Why aren't you running?"
Miroku snaps out of his shock and sais "Sango? Are you ok?" Just then the rocks around him start rolling. Olaf lights up and chases the rocks, who surround Sango and unfold as trolls. A troll called Bulda sais "SANGO'S HOME!" all the other trolls say "Sango!" "Sango's home!" "It's been too long!" "Sango's home!"
Olaf jumps around all excitedly. "Sango's home." Everyone watches, shocked and confused. The trolls all want Sango's attention. One troll yanks him down with a boulder's strength. "Oh, lemme look at you!"
Sango smiles "It's great to see you all. But where's Grand Pabbie?"A kid troll sais "He's napping. But look, I grew a Mushroom." another troll kid said "And I earned my fire crystal." an older troll said "I passed a kidney stone."
Miroku still stares, confused, then realizes... "Trolls? They're trolls." Silence. All troll eyes turn to Miroku. Blink. Blink. Bulda sais excitedly "...She's brought a boy!" then the other trolls sais "She's brought a boy!"
Suddenly Miroku is surrounded by trolls. They body-surf/roll Miroku over to Sango. "What's going on?" Miroku asked. Sango replies "I've learned to just roll with it." Bulda climbs on top of her husband, Cliff, to get a good look at Miroku. She studies him like he's a piece of cattle.
"Let me see. Bright eyes. Working nose. Strong teeth. Yes, yes, yes. He'll do nicely for our Sango." "Wait. Oh. Um. No." Miroku sais. Sango also sais "You've got the wrong idea. That's not why I brought him here." Bulda sais to Miroku "What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a woman?"
Bulda starts to sing.
Is it the she walks?
(CLIFF)
Or the Queeny way she talks?
(Female troll 1)
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
weirdness of her feet?
(Male troll 1)
and though we know she washes well
She always ends up sorta smelly.
(BULDA)
But you'll never meet a fella who's
(BULDA & CLIFF)
As sensitive and sweet.
so she's a bit of a fixer upper,
so she's got a few flaws-
(MALE 2)
her peculiar brain, dear.
(MALE 3)
her thing for the Nekomata
(ALL TROLLS)
That's outside a few of natures laws.
so she's a bit of a fixer upper,
But this we're certain of-
You can fix this fixer upper
With a little bit of love.
Sango sais "Can we just stop talking about this?! We've got a real, actual problem here." Bulda , standing ontop of another troll sais "I'll say-" then to Miroku
Is it the way that she runs scared?
(CLIFF)
Or that she's socially impaired?
(KID TROLL)
Or that she use a sword
Better than a man?
(MALE 1)
Are you holding back your fondness
Due to her unwomanly Brownness?
(ALL TROLLS)
Or the way she covers up that she's
The honest goods?
she's just a bit of a fixer upper-
she's got a couple a' bugs.
Kilala scratches her self as Sango sais "No, I don't."
her isolation
Is confirmation
of her desperation for healing hugs.
so she's a bit of a fixer upper,
But we know what to do.
The way to fix up this fixer upper
Is to fix her up with you.
The girl trolls sweep Miroku away. The boys take Sango. Sango sais to the male trolls "Enough! He's engaged to someone else. Okay?!"
The trolls beat. Blink. Blink. The boy trolls turn, huddle...
(MALE 1)
So he's a bit of a fixer upper,
(MALE 2)
That's a minor thing.
(MALE 3)
This quote "Engagement"
Is a flex arrangement.
(KID TROLL)
And by the way, where's the fiance
(ALL TROLLS)
so he's a bit of a fixer upper,
his brain's a bit betwixt.
(MALE TROLLS)
Get the fiance
Out of the way
And the whole thing will be fixed!
Sango signs and puts her head in her hands. Bulda sings to Miroku,
(BULDA)
We aren't saying you can change her
'cause people don't rilly change.
We're only saying that love's a force
That's powerful and strange.
People make bad choices
if they're mad or scared or
stressed.
Miroku is taking in wat Bulda is saying (Singing) to him.
(BULDA)
But throw a little love their way
(FEMALE TROLLS)
throw a little love their way
And you'll bring out their best!
True love brings out the beast!
The trolls dress Miroku and Sango in moss, crystals and sticks. Miroku looks over at Sango. She actually looks shockingly beautiful dressed in moss, lit by shimmering crystals.
(ALL TROLLS)
Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper,
That's what its all about
(Male Troll 4)
father,
(FEMALE TROLL 2)
sister,
(KID BOY TROLL)
brother
(ALL TROLLS)
We need each other
to raise us up and around us out
By this time Miroku and Sango are being ushered into a pit by the sheer force of numbers.
Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper,
But when push comes to shove-
(OLAF)
The only fixer upper fixer that can
Fix a fixer upper is
(ALL TROLLS)
true
true
true
true
love
During this last bit Sango and Miroku are looking at each other differently. Hmmm. Maybe those trolls are right? Sparks! Chemistry!. The troll priest walks up to them and sais "Do you, Sango, take Miroku to be your trollfully wedded-"
Miroku stops him "Wait, what?!". The troll priest looks at Miroku with a bored face "You're getting married."
LOVE!
Just then, Miroku collapses, to his knees, his moss cloak and stick hat falls off. Sango kneels down beside Miroku and InuYasha gets in the pit and helps Miroku to his feet. He's shivering something fierce. "He's as cold as ice." Sango sais, worried.
Just then Grand Pabbie pushes his way through the crowd. Trolls clear the way for Pabbie. He stops at the edge of the pit. "There's strange magic here!"
"Grand Pabbie!" Sango sais when she see's him. "Bring him to me, Sango." Sango and InuYasha helps to move Miroku closer to Grand Pabbie. Pabbie looks into his weak eyes and sais "Miroku, your life is in danger. There is ice in your heart, put there by your sister. If not removed, to solid ice will you freeze, forever." "What...? No." Miroku sais weakly.
"So remove it, Grand Pabbie." Sango sais urgently. "I can't. If it was her head, that would be easy. But only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart." "An act of true love?" replies Miroku.
Bulda sais googley, to her hubby "A true love's kiss, perhaps?" A bunch of trolls give each other kisses. Miroku shivers again, collapsing to the ground, InuYasha catches him. More of Miroku's hair turns white. "Miroku, we've got to get you back to Kikyo."
Still weak, Miroku could only say "..Kikyo."
Sango calls for Kilala and gets on, InuYasha puts Miroku on Kilala, behind Sango. "Come on, Olaf!" Sango sais and Kilala takes off with InuYasha running beside. Koga, Ayame and Shippo on Koga's shoulder runs behind Kilala. Olaf grabs Kilala's tail, rides with them. "I'm coming! Let's go kiss Kikyo! Who is this Kikyo?!"
Another chapter done, there will be a few more chapters posted after this. I was able to get alot done.
Now I want to respond to some of the reviews I have gotten first from a guest
-Are you three years old? You cannot spell "sence" or the word "says" and you do not put periods or any punctuation when people are speaking. And the plot makes 100 percent no cense- gah! You made me spell it wrong! And I think it would be funny if Sango was Kristoph and sense Miroku is "Ana" he'd get really Pervy to her. BUT I think your story is an okay 45 percent.
I do have some probables with spelling as I have said in other stories I relie on spell check and Google with some of my spelling errors, but if anyone sees a spelling error please let me know where the spelling error is the proper way to spell the word.
I understand that not everyone will like or understand the way I write this story, but this is the way I want it.
The next review I want to replie to is
-You're stubborn, aren't you? You're pig-headed. You're obstinate. You're inflexible. You're spoiled. You're bratty.
Ok so you don't like the story but that dose not give you the rite to be rude to me. I did nothing wrong. If you don't like my story then don't read it, it's that simple.
And the last review I want to respond to is
-rosetrang628
well great chapter, i knew it would either be inuyasha or miroku . but any way still i like the chap and can't wait for the next update soon!
Thank you for your reviews, I have enjoyed what you have thought about this story. I hope you continue to enjoy this story.