Sorry for not updating, I got grounded for a week… again. So sorry. But I did lots of cool stuff while I was away. I got to meet LaMarcus Aldridge, J.J. Hickson, Wesley Mathews, and Luke Babbitt from the Portland Trail Blazers. I got to go out to the middle of the court right before the game and I got onto the jumbo screen with my name. I also got to see my favorite band Going Second in concert and I got their autographs! Check them out, seriously their good. And then I got to see Breaking Dawn part 2! It was awesome! Lots of Klaine fluff in this chapter! This is also the longest chapter I have written so far.
Kurt
Kurt woke up on Blaine's chest… again. This was like their signature sleeping position. Kurt with his head on Blaine's chest, just where Blaine's chin was on his head, with their legs intertwined, although it was hard with Blaine's right leg in a cast. And Blaine's arm draped around Kurt. Kurt looked up and saw that it was 9. He looked up to find Blaine staring at him.
"Hey boo, how did you sleep?" Blaine asked
"Good, you could have woken me up you know" Kurt said
"No, I couldn't of. You looked so peaceful, and besides I've only been up for about 15 minutes" Blaine said
"Hmm, 15 minutes of staring at me?" Kurt asked
"Yes, I do that a lot. Do you remember the day we met at the coffee shop?" Blaine asked
"Yes, what about it?" Kurt asked
"Do you remember when I was staring off into space and you asked me if I was alright and I said that I checkout sometimes?" Blaine asked
"Yes…" Kurt said
"Well, I lied. I didn't checkout. I was staring at you. Because even though I hadn't met you officially yet, it was love at first sight" Blaine said
Kurt had tears in his eyes "That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. I love you"
"I love you too" Blaine said and then kissed him chastely on the lips
"So was it for you?" Blaine asked
"Was what for me?" Kurt asked
"Love at first sight" Blaine said
"Yes, but not at the coffee place, see you are not the only one who lied that day. I pretended to not know who you were and that you were the lead vocalist for the Warblers. I knew who you were. I first saw you at Sectionals 2010 when you were performing 'Hey Soul Sister' by Train. When you were performing you took my breath away and made my stomach do flips. And I knew then that that's what true love feels like. So to answer your question, yes it was love at first sight, just not at the coffee place, Sectionals 2010, so I have been in love with you since November 2010" Kurt said
It was Blaine's turn to be teary-eyed "Man, now I have a lot of lost time to make up for. I can't believe you have been in love with me since November 2010. That's 3 years longer than I have loved you" he said
"It's alright, you didn't know me, I'm sure if you would have known me you would have loved me" Kurt said
"Damn universe, why did it have to keep us away from each other this long? We were so close, yet so far" Blaine said stroking Kurt's face
"Mm, but we have the rest of our lives to spend with each other" Kurt said and kissed Blaine then stood up.
"Now, I'm going to go find the doctor" he said and started walking down the hall, but crashed into the doctor
"Guess I didn't have to look very far" Kurt said laughing
"Nope, I guess you didn't" the doctor said laughing
They walked back into the room
"Okay, the paperwork is almost all filled out. We just need to get you into some crutches and your signature a few times and then you can get going" the doctor said
"Cool, so when can we get our casts off?" Blaine asked
"We generally take casts off 6 weeks after their put on, so in about 3 ½ weeks until then you will have to deal with a broken leg, and Kurt here will have to deal with a broken arm" the doctor said
"So that means we will have to work on the dances for the numbers a week before the performance" Kurt said
"You guys have a performance?" the doctor asked
"Yes sir, May 17th at 5:00 pm in the NYADA auditorium, you're welcome to come. Tickets are only $10" Kurt said
"I'll have to check that out" the doctor said
Just then a nurse walked in with a pair of crutches.
"Okay Blaine, here are your crutches. Why don't you try to stand and walk with them?" the nurse said
Blaine stood up with Kurt's help and took the crutches. He wobbled a little bit but regained balance and stood upright with the crutches.
"Okay, now try to walk" Kurt said
Blaine took a step with the crutches, then another and another.
"Okay, you can walk alright, so let's get the paperwork finished and you can be off" the doctor said and walked out.
They followed the doctor and 40 minutes later the paperwork was done and they were leaving.
They got home and thought they were going to have a nice day at home, but when they opened the door the house was dark and when they turned on the light-
"SURPRISE!"
They screamed and Kurt caught Blaine before he fell over and they looked around. Rachel, Finn, Santana, Brittany, Sam, Quinn, Mike, Tina, Artie, Nick, Jeff, David, Wes, Sebastian, his dad, Carole, Leroy, and Hiram were all in their house.
"What are you all doing here?" Blaine asked
"Well Rachel-" Quinn began
"RACHEL!" Kurt screamed
Rachel went white all of a sudden "Yes?" she squeaked
"Can I please see you in the kitchen really quick?" Kurt was steaming but he walked calmly into the kitchen Rachel trailed behind.
'"How in the hell did you know that Blaine was coming home today? Explain that to me. Now." Kurt said once they were in the kitchen.
Well yesterday I was going back to Blaine's room to tell him something and I overheard the doctor telling Blaine he can come home today, so I ran out instead of talking to Blaine and then called everybody and threw together a surprise party, Puck and Mercedes couldn't make it because they were across the country but we can all watch 'Sing' later, together" she explained
"And how did you get in?" Kurt asked
"Finn still had the key you gave him a few weeks ago" she said
"Of course he does, how are we going to entertain 17 people until 8'oclock tonight?" Kurt asked
"Well I brought Twister, you, Blaine, Artie and I can't play, but everybody else can, and I brought cards, so we can play poker and I brought lots of food" she said
"Okay, but after 'Sing' is over they are all going home, correct?" Kurt asked
"Yes"
"Okay then, let's go entertain some people" Kurt said and they walked out arm in arm.
"Okay everybody! Let's play some Twister!" Kurt said
"Actually Kurt, I can't play" Quinn said
"Why not?" Kurt asked
"Because like Rachel, I am pregnant… again" Quinn said
"Really?! That's great! Wait, it's not Puck's is it?" Kurt asked
"No, I haven't seen him since New Year's and I'm only about 3 weeks along, so it's Sam's" Quinn said
"Okay, good, everybody who isn't playing Twister can play poker, come on" Kurt said
By the time 8'oclock rolled around everybody was beat, Kurt owed Rachel 50 bucks and Quinn owed Blaine 70, Artie owed Quinn 20, Rachel owed Artie 30, and Blaine owed Kurt 40. They all settled down on the couch, chairs and the floor to watch 'Sing'.
After the show was over, everyone but Blaine had their mouths hanging open and was staring at the TV.
"Holy…" Kurt began
"… Shit" Santana finished
"What?" Blaine asked looking confused
"What do you mean 'what?' Those actors look exactly like us, and that's what exactly what our life was like at the beginning of sophomore year" Kurt said
"You looked like that at the beginning of sophomore year? Geez, you guys were young. And I'm sure it's just a coincidence" Blaine said
"Just a coincidence? They have a short, annoying Jewish brunette star with 2 gay dads! And a nerd, no offence, in a wheelchair, and a stuttering Asian Goth! And a black diva! Who do those sound like?" Finn asked
"Okay, so some of the characters are like you guys. Wait, Tina was Goth and had stutter?" Blaine asked
"At the beginning of sophomore, but I was faking the stutter" Tina piped in
"Okay but I'm sure that it's still just a coincidence" Blaine said
"They have a Spanish teacher named Bill Scooter who takes over Sing club which is getting ice-ed all the time and then leaves because his wife Sherri gets pregnant to become a telemarketer and has a cheer coach named Susie Silverstar, and then the kids stop him from leaving by singing 'Don't Stop Believing'. That's what happened to us except our teacher's name was named Terri Schuester, we were in a Glee club, and we were getting slushied and his wife Terri wants him to be an accountant and our cheer coach's name is Sue Sylvester" Kurt said
"Wait, that happened?" Blaine said
"Yes! And I could explain the rest of the first season of 'Sing" right now. Do you want me to tell you what happened sophomore year?" Kurt said
"Sure, go ahead" Blaine said
"Okay, Mercedes fell in love with me, and I told her that I was in love Rachel instead of telling her that I was gay and in love with Finn, but then told her I was gay. I then joined the football team to prove to my dad that I wasn't gay after he found me in my room dancing in a unitard and tights and told him that Tina was my girlfriend. I taught the football team how to dance and then told my dad that I was gay after I got the football team their only win of the season because I was kicker and then at the same time Quinn told Finn that Finn she was pregnant with his kid even though it was Puck's and Mr. Schue's wife was fake pregnant but he didn't know and was going to take Quinn's baby and pass it as her own. Quinn got kicked of the Cheerios then out of her house and lived with Finn. Everybody but Rachel eventually found out that it was Puck's kid but kept quiet. Rachel eventually found out and told Finn and Finn wasn't going to perform at Sectionals but came anyway after he found out that our set list was stolen but we won anyway. Quinn ended up living with Puck after Finn kicked her out. Finn and Rachel were dating after that until Finn dumped her to go out with Santana and Brittany. Mercedes and I joined the Cheerios as the vocals, Finn then wanted Rachel back but she was going out with Jesse St. James the lead vocalist of Vocal Adrenaline. Mercedes quit the cheerios. Jesse transferred to McKinley and Finn's mom and my dad started dating. Mr. Schue found out that that Terri was fake pregnant and left her. Rachel found out that the coach of Vocal Adrenaline was her biological mom and Finn called mew a fag, then showed up to school in a dress to try and make it up to me during Lady Gaga week. Jesse turned out to be bad and smashed eggs on top of Rachel's head and went back to Vocal Adrenaline. We lost Regionals and Quinn gave birth during Regionals and Rachel's mom Shelby adopted Quinn and Puck's daughter Beth, and wow our life is like a Soap Opera" Kurt said in almost one breath
Blaine stared at Kurt "Wait, you were a cheerleader, and in love with Finn?" Blaine was laughing
"Yes, but I got overt that at the end of sophomore year, and I was only a cheerleader sophomore year" Kurt said blushed and saw that everybody had left during his explanation.
"I'm going to look on Facebook to see what people are saying" Kurt said and grabbed and opened his laptop.
Santana Lopez- Who saw 'Sing'? It's a total rip off of our life! Like if you think you have a character so far and leave a comment on which character and what actor is playing them (14 likes)
Rachel Hudson-Raquel Snerry aka Lea Michelle
Finn Hudson-Flynn Hutchinson aka Cory Monteith
Kurt Hummel-Curtis Kimmel aka Chris Colfer
Mercedes Jones-Porsha James aka Amber Riley
Artie Abrams-Arthur Abraham aka Kevin McHale
Puck Puckerman-Jonah Tuckerman aka Tuck aka Mark Salling
Quinn Fabray-Linn Cabaret aka Dianna Agron
Tina Cohen-Chang-Lina Tohen-Chan aka Jenna Ushkowitz
Mike Chang-Tike Chan aka Harry Shum Jr.
Will Schuester- Bill Scooter aka Mathew Morrison
Emma Schuester-Gemma Nestle aka Jayma Mays
Brittany S. Pierce-Britney Pier aka Heather Morris, couldn't they have thought of a name other than Britney, really?
Santana Lopez- Sidney Olivas aka Naya Rivera, really Sidney, they couldn't of thought of a Spanish first name, not an Australian one
Rachel Hudson-Maybe they couldn't think of any names that rhymed? I can't think of any
Santana Lopez-True, True
Terri Schuester-Sherri Scooter aka Jessalyn Gilsig
Sue Sylvester-Susie Silverstar aka Jane Lynch, and who let you into this conversation, Terri?
Terri Schuester-This isn't a private conversation, none of your profiles are private
Sue Sylvester-:0
Kurt shut the laptop and sighed, it was creepy that the show was just like their lives; that the actors sang and looked like them, it was creepy and from now on there was going to be 2 episodes a night, so everybody would know their lives without actually knowing, it was creepy.
He looked at Blaine and saw that he was asleep, so he laid his head down on Blaine and he fell asleep
Again sorry for the delay! Hope you enjoyed the chapter! Please review, follow, and favorite!